And now a word from our sponsors.

Author: darksoulexile

Date: January 26, 2005

by darksoulexile
1-26-05
Hi, My name is MISC... I am the leader of the syndicate.
Look in the mirror... see that desperate loser no one will love?
Thats's you. Nobody wants you... if you managed to get a date one day.... it's because the other person felt sorry for you.
You will amount to nothing... just go ahead and kill yourself now...
Now that we've eliminated the weaker half... Let me tell you about the benefits of the syndicate.
You see... um...we have...um... benefits so secret you have to join the syndicate to get em.... JOIN NOW!