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by dikrok
3-27-08
"I came here to pick up Mrs. Wilkinson..."
IT'S WILMINGTON YOU UNDESERVING TWIT. I'M SO MAD I COULD PINCH YOUR DICK OFF.
Didn't my mom like, get you a sex slave so you wouldn't have to be obsessed with her sex life any more?
Obsesseions never die kid, you'll learn. I'm not just going to stand by and LET some idiot bag your mom without even knowing her actual name.
I'm sorry, Meyers I zoned out. I just caught sight of the rack on that chick on the screen. Can you feed me now, Meyers? I'm really really hungry. I'm sorry, we can talk later. I've gotta eat... now.
Uh, yeah kid, I'm on it...

 

by dikrok
3-28-08
BY REQUEST
I'll give you a dollar if you drink this.
Uhm, that's hand sanitizer, Henry.
ALL THE HITS OF THE 80s 90s and today!
Oh man, you know what you could do with that dollar?
Do I want to ask?
The station that everyone at the office can agree is rather mediocre!
You can buy me a taco!
A lose/win situation!

 

by dikrok
7-02-08
Hey Meyers, I bet you aren't as skilled as me when it comes to using balls!
Hold on a sec...
Inside...
FUCK JESUS I HATE THIS DOUCHEBAG!!!
I was napping...
Let's try that again...
You wanna take THIS on?
I'm not your friend you steaming douche.

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