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International Bagel Day!
by dylan_99, 1-10-08

 

by dylan_99
1-10-08
Why do you always wear that brown shirt, and make your beard white?
1. I am free 2. i have rights 3. i am equal 4. only reason binds me 5. i am isolated from everything 6. i am master of the earth and 7. i am godless!
What was that?
The seven tendencies of Individualism!

 

International Suicide Day!
by dylan_99, 1-10-08

 

It's International Kill-a-Viking Day!
by dylan_99, 1-10-08

 

Its International Spit on other Peoples Religion Day!
by dylan_99, 1-10-08

 

WEEEEE!!!!
by dylan_99, 1-10-08

 

Who are you?
by dylan_99, 1-10-08

 
by dylan_99, 1-10-08

 

Wah Wah Wah Wah.....
by dylan_99, 1-12-08

 

I feel very important!
by dylan_99, 1-13-08

 
by dylan_99, 1-13-08

 

I actually did this!
by dylan_99, 1-13-08

 

Good girl, Peanut, spraying those smelly jahova witnesses!
by dylan_99, 1-13-08

 

I HATE STAR TREK!
Captain, I have a reading... some one traded all our crystals for new weapons!
New weapons?! You can't use new weapons if you can't get to a planet to shoot randomly into a crowd of innocent people!
by dylan_99, 1-13-08

 

...And i'd like an extra large space dish pizza, with extra moon cheese...one pepsi!
Damn It, Spork are you ordering pizza with the scanner again?
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 

Running away's not gonna solve all your problems!
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 

Alright everybody, put your hands together, then take them apart, then put them back together again to make a skin on skin sound!
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 

Mine's Smaller!
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 

Who's the Wise Ass who wrote Captain's Log on the back of my Underwear?
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 

Piss Off Kyle!
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 

by dylan_99
1-14-08
Remmin-Nek 8
Well, since we're here, stuck on this planet we might as well make use of it until the crew finds us.
Yeah, i guess you're right! They're probably looking for us right now!
On the ship.
Anybody wanna play the Wii?

 

Dont worry, this'll happen!
Sir, appearently, we've been circling the planet and not even knowing about it for months. It must be that new opperating system you installed that's messing with our compass!
DARN YOU IMAC!
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 

Burn de bork bork, hair's in de bork, where de spork, fork! need de fork, Nanu, burn de bork, bork!
We really couldn't get anybody else huh?!
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 

Crappy Pixel Vampire!
by dylan_99, 1-14-08

 

by dylan_99
1-14-08
What where you doing with that 11001? She's no good for you, i thought we had something Dipstick?
...
Is it because i'm a 2003 unit? Is that why? Because i have a very bad back up system? My mouse isn't clickable enought for you?
Are all Femme-Bots this emotional?

 

RAWR
RAWR TIMES 2x
by dylan_99, 1-15-08

 

What did you not belive me? There you Go! 2:00 minutes you'll never get back, plus you need to say this is stupid and that you need to press 'Home' or the 'Make a Comic' Button to exit this Comic!
by dylan_99, 1-15-08

 

by dylan_99
1-15-08
Hey, Redshirt. Apperently we've been recycled and our comic 'Captain's Log' has been cancalled because we don't have enough pose's so dylan_99 can't figure out any more comics for this series!
No, he can't take this comic away from Me nothing he can do can make me retire!!!!!!!
:Jaw's Theme song Plays!:
Ahhh....Back you, stay a way! No stay...stay....don't point that pink thing at from me!

 

by dylan_99
1-15-08
Yeah, guys we've done it!
Done what Sir?
A Second season of 'Captain's Log'! Another 10 comics!
........
Spork?
I'm gonna kill myself!

 

Sorry Beth! But dylan_99 doesn't want you in his second season because you look like a whore! He says you're bringing down the comic's standards!
WHAT?!
by dylan_99, 1-15-08

 

Sorry i kind of over re-acted!
Ah, no problem buddy, i get it all the time!
by dylan_99, 1-15-08

 

Maybe we should kill the redshirt?!
by dylan_99, 1-16-08

 

D*mn iMAC i can't get a good enough resolution!
by dylan_99, 1-16-08

 

by dylan_99
1-16-08
You have great reconmendations but we already have the perfect health care plan in Cuba!
Whats that?
Do-It-Yourself

 

Why does mine get the Gay Porn?
by dylan_99, 1-16-08

 

Quick beam us out, its toonie tuesdays at Hooters!
by dylan_99, 1-16-08

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
I got an subscription for the entry for the Jedi Academy on Naboo!
i'll...i'll take that!
Alrigt i got in, boo-yah!
...
Got in to what?

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
Nothing honestly, it was just a letter, just for kicks!
What was it kirk?
I'm going and theres nothing you can do to stop me!
Gahhhh, he's getting away!
To Be Continued!
Whats happening to us?
He's going to become a Jedi!

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
The Last Comic!
Kirk has left us forever!
What are you doing here Beth?
Hey everybody! Im Back!
Not To Be Continued!
Too Bad that dylan_99 has discontinued the comic, this is our last strip!
The decided to bring in a new character because Kirk left!

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
What are you Playing Dylan?
First Encounter Assualt Recon!
F.E.A.R cody, F.E.A.R!

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
So how is F.E.A.R?
It's great, the amount of Psycologiacl Paranomal activity and Trauma the game leaves you with is intense.
Whoa? is that blood oozing from the walls and ceiling?
It has its ups and downs!

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
Good thing that guy is .5 faster than everybody else, cuz i'd be running the hell out of there fast!
You really need to grow a set!
Of What?

 

Hah, that squirrel is just cloned! look at its sash, backwards 1002? Good job stripcreator!
by dylan_99, 1-18-08

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
What'cha playing there Dylan?
Assassin's Creed
hahaha, Ass-Ass-In

 

Hey matt whats with the trenchcoat?
I'm becoming an Assassin!
by dylan_99, 1-18-08

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
So who have you wacked?
The President of the united states!
Nicely done, Matt, Nicely done!
I even got Photos!

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
Assassin's in their mirror!
Hey you, your sexy! Your one Heck of an Assassin!
Yeah thats right, i said it! You could take down an entire circus, clowns an all without being seen!
At the End!
God i really wish somebody would call me with a hit!

 

by dylan_99
1-18-08
60 million years ago!
Does this hat make me look scaly?
No, not at all. Infact i think it devines you in a certin way!
How do you think National Geographic will take this?
Up the rectum! Let them find a photo of a Dinosaur in a top hat!
January 18th 2008!
This just in, appearntly we found, somehow a photo, yes a photo of a hadrosaur in a top hat! Sorry for the mistake but we got the wrong photo again! F'ing interns!

 

239 miles in the middle of the dessert!
Thats what you get when you you only put $2.50 in the f---ing gas tank!
by dylan_99, 1-18-08

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