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by evertak
2-20-05
It maybe a bit late
Ok guys, you might remember that girl I was talking about,you know, the one with the boyfriend..
but I still want to say
Well to make a long story short...
Happy Valentine!
Here she is, yay!!!!! I love her!!!
That´s not a very funny comic you know...

 

by evertak
9-24-05
OK here's the deal, my parents said I gotta go get a job. I frequently lie, cheat, steal, I smoke pot like it is a first need for life, I drink any day of the week, I listen to metal, should I go on?
Can you start next week?
Yeah
Crazy mofo's!
You're hired

 

by evertak
9-24-05
So go make an order for this client, he needs 24 packs of a2 black cardboard with a silver lining and ....
Wait wait, how do I do that?
What, you don't know yet, how long have you been working here, 2 hours!!!
Crazy mofo

 

by evertak
8-07-07
So hello everybody, I'm back again.
I look a little different I know. But can someone please tell me what happened in the world during my absence
Right
Paris Hilton went to jail for a couple of weeks... oh and some war somewhere or something

 

by evertak
8-07-07
So yeah, I'm back to being my blonde self again, you know with the blue shirt and all.
Coming trough
That was rather pointless huh

 

by evertak
8-08-07
So there I was, just minding my business, when all of a sudden e fireman with a gas mask passes me with a kittie
If you think that's strange, wait to you see my new grilfriend
Do I look fat to you?

 

by evertak
8-11-07
Oooh flashback to older comic (Animal's life part 17)
So ehm, fat guy's girlfriend, why did you took me here with such violence?
Ha, you don't remember me, I'm the cow that once abducted you.
So ehm, what will stop me this time from eating you?
Well...
The boy has a point

 

by evertak
8-11-07
So I'm looking for a sidekick of some sort
Ahh yes, no problem sir, we've got a fine selection of sidekicks, have you seen our range of talking bacon yet?
I was thinking more in the line of something a little more human.
Ok well we've got an amish fella that just sits around all day
So can I hire him thru you people.
Not really, when I said Amish I meant hobo and it would be really nice if you made sure he doesn't sit infront of my office all day begging for food.

 

by evertak
8-11-07
So mister hobo guy, are you ready for some awesome adventures?
The three dogs of hell told me that one day I would be on the Honeymoon quiz
This is not gonna end well

 

by evertak
8-11-07
Hey biatch, what's cracking.
Try to talk normal please, you're are murdering the language
Yuo don't know nothing man, this is just the way I is raised and shit
Ok that's it, you're are a sock puppet, you weren't raised.
I might be a sock puppet but I'm not the only one here with a strangers hand up my ass
Can't argue with that

 

by evertak
8-29-07
So ehm yeah, how is everybody doing in here?
Where the hell are your pants dude????

 

by evertak
8-29-07
So what are we guarding dude, watergate files?
Nope
Kennedy Assasination evidence?
Nope
Bigmac recipe!

 

by evertak
8-30-07
Hmmmm...
What can I do with this room?
The Prequel to Panic Room: Building Panic Room.

 

by evertak
9-01-07
So most people around me didn't believe in you but I was always persistent and stayed true in my faith.
You do know I'm not Jesus but just some guy with long hair and a beard...
I know Jesus, I know.

 

by evertak
9-02-07
Oh c'mone, are you then atleast gonna try and sell me a ticket to the highway patrol cops ball?
I'm sorry sir, highway patrol cops don't have any balls.

 

by evertak
5-29-08
Hey hi hello, welcome to the Death Star. I heard you are strong in the force and all. So I hope you have a pleasant stay. What is your name again?
Putrid Scrotum
Ahh yes, well your new name will be Darth Bob!

 

by evertak
5-29-08
Let me pass or else!
Hold it right there ehm, mister?
urggghhhh aaarrggghhh
Sorry I had some popcorn stuck in my throat, what were you saying?

 

by evertak
5-31-08
And so I said, well maybe just a piece of metal will cover it.
Yeah I know it is the core right?
Lord Vader nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
aaaarrghhh
I hate having to play that same routine everytime he walks by.
I know!

 

by evertak
5-31-08
You sometimes I think, I think about stuff.
I imagine a world without war, without violence and without hate., were everybody is equal and lives in harmony.
And how totally awesome it would be to attack them cause boy, they won't see it coming!

 

by evertak
6-02-08
You shall go trough the forest of Doom, past the river of blood to bring me an ancient Jedi artifact
Yes emperor.
Be careful men!
3 minutes later
That was it?
We got it emperor, coming back now!

 

by evertak
6-05-08
So you see, even though chances are small and it will probably never happen, the whole thing can blow up
and that's why we need you to giver back that armor plating you stole from the core.

 

by evertak
6-05-08
So ehm what do we do now?
The emperor just send a message saying work on wa new one will start in a week.
You think that guy is overcompensating something with these huge spaceships?

 

by evertak
6-05-08
So Darth Bob, seems we catapulted into space and landed together on Hoth
Ahhh X-Wings, duck Bob, duck.
Wow it exploded, out of nowhere, did you do that Bob?
Coincedence, women pilot, had to happen sometime...

 

by evertak
6-05-08
There in the distance, I see Walkers, they'll pick us up.
Run Bob! A guy with a huge glow in the dark stick is firing at us!

 

The Emperor at the insurance company.
... a Picasso, three luxury sports cars, antique silverware and a Stradivarius were all blown up with the Death Star
by evertak, 6-07-08

 

by evertak
6-09-08
3-0 bitches!

 

by evertak
6-10-08
So what are you in for?
I bought a new gun, so I decided to try it out on a passing kindergarten class. I got 12 years but that's only because I said they were coming at me, otherwise it would've been 25
How about you?
I had no light on my bike so I got a life sentence, but I was lucky it was during the day otherwise I would've gotten the Death Penalty

 

by evertak
6-10-08
Oh look a funeral procession
I hope she rests in peace
Wow that was really respectful
Well it was the least I could do after twenty years of marriage.

 

by evertak
6-10-08
Hi can I get 6 beer?
Wait, you're here alone aren't you, why do you need 6 beer?
Today is the day of my first blowjob.
Oh well if that's the case I'll throw in a 7th for free!
No offence but if the first 6 don't get that nasty taste out of my mouth I doubt a 7th will do it...

 

by evertak
6-17-08
... my platoon tried to run for it, but it was too late, they had taken us by suprise.
Good men turned into skeletons in the blink of an eye, nothing survived the horrible impact.
But luckily I overslept that day, just like today.
You're still fired.

 

by evertak
8-10-09
Lemme check...
So he's been guarded by snakes with lasers, does that work?
No...
and so another day of work at Mr. Brains evil empire ends in tragedy.

 

by evertak
8-10-09
Come on Jon, let's do it
Pee on me... I mean the policecar
Ah who am I kidding, pee on me you sick bastard!

 

by evertak
8-10-09
So I said, well maybe he is half human, half robot
oh
But would they listen, nooooooo.....
Aren't you supposed to follow the script tho?

 

Ewww. I think I just stepped on a hairy rat...
by evertak, 8-10-09

 

So yeah, I get to play the doctor on the ship they are hunting for...
by evertak, 8-10-09

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