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| I bought a new gun, so I decided to try it out on a passing kindergarten class. I got 12 years but that's only because I said they were coming at me, otherwise it would've been 25 | |
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| I had no light on my bike so I got a life sentence, but I was lucky it was during the day otherwise I would've gotten the Death Penalty | |
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