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by filiaprefect
11-09-02
Oh my gosh! It's Arthur Dent!
Are you here to call me an asshole?
No, that's my cousin who decided to call everyone in the universe an asshole.
Just my luck, too. He visited me twice.
Wow, you must really be some asshole!
*sigh*

 

by filiaprefect
11-09-02
Ford, you don't think I'm an asshole, do you?
Well, you see Arthur, that's a bit of a complicated question.
Don't even tell me...
Okay. I won't.
I'm not buying you cigarrettes anymore.
Scratch tickets?

 

by filiaprefect
11-09-02
Just say no to fachist rule! Free the freakyness. Make Sirius 9 the way it was, man!
I'm right there with ya. Since AOL-Time Warner bought out the government, there hasn't been an orgy or a decent sitcom.
You can help bring it all back, man. We're having a rally tommorow.
Really? Where?
At the palace. We're gonna storm it, man.
Heh heh, at last, a decent party to attend.

 

by filiaprefect
11-09-02
Ford, what are we doing here? What's this all about? And why are there soliders standing there waiting impatiently to shoot at us?
Hey, it's a rally. Or perhaps a revolution. I'm not sure which. I came here primarily for the drinks. And hey, look, some girls.
Hi there. You're Ford Prefect, aren't you?
Why, yes. I see my reputation preceeds me. And what's a lovely lady like you doing with a bunch of slackers like this?
I'm Trillian and I'm here with my boyfriend Zaphod. I wouldn't call them slackers, though. He and his compatriots are constantly working to bring back the say of the people.
Smooth, Ford. Real smooth.

 

by filiaprefect
11-09-02
Oh my gosh, dude. You're, like, Ford Prefect, dude. Shit, you're like, man, you're like my half-brother-nephew, dude.
Excuse me? And you are...?
Aw, shit in a frying pan, man, preschool, man, remember preschool? Aw, shit.
Oh no, you're my cousin. The one with the ADD...
Aw, fuck man, there's lights, there's flashing lights everywhere. The guys in my nose, they're like, dancing...
And the drug problem.

 

by filiaprefect
11-09-02
Hey, I remember you. You're that guy from the flat in Islington.
Oh, er, yes. And you're Tricia McMillan. How are you? How's, er, this whole....thing...going...
It's great. We met at the same party actually.
...Did you?
Shit, man.....!
Bloody hell.

 

by filiaprefect
11-09-02
Somewhere in Sunnydale...
What are we doing back here?
It's our home. Why wouldn't we come back here? Mexico sucked.
*Mexico* sucked? The worst experience of my life was here!
And that would be...?
My brother abused me, my father left me, my boyfriend betrayed me, my lab partner from sophomore year flayed my boyfriend alive, then tried to kill me AND you....
Okay, you got some points there.

 

by filiaprefect
11-09-02
Jonathan's turn to speak
Well I didn't have the best life here, either. You might remember my trying to *end* it, ya know?
I'm sorry. It's just.......I dunno. *You're* the one who chose to come back here. Just....I don't understand why.
Me?! Who's the one constantly bitching about bringing Warren back from the dead?
That's not fair! You *know* I know it's impossible. B...besides...he wouldn't be the same.
It's okay. I understand. Ok, let's go find Buffy.
Buffy?! Buffy'll want our heads on..on stickers or...or those pole thingies. We'll go to.....the old place.

 

by filiaprefect
11-09-02
The boys go to the old place...
Wow. Look at it.
Yeah. *nods sagely*
Are ya gonna go inside, or stand around all day?
WARREN!
No, that ain't gonna work, babe. I'm kinda non-coporeal...
Fuck.

 

by filiaprefect
11-14-02
In the basement of the Sunnydale High....
If we can get this dug up and show it to Buffy, I know we can save Sunnydale. Sure I spent childhood scarred, highschool chronically depressed, and college in crime, but shit happens.
Um....Andrew, why do you have that knife? And why are you looking at me like that? And why is there a creepy ass ghost of Warren standing behind you?
Aw, fuck.

 

by filiaprefect
4-29-03
Alright kids, it is time for the final end of the year choir concert. Look sharp, watch me, and stop chewing that darn gum. You don't look professional.
And you do?
Yes, where was I? Ah, the show. It is the big finale. The big canole. *guffaw* The final frontier. It's a verybigshow. *chuckle*
Make. it. stop....
Seniors, you should be enjoying this. This is the last hurrah. YaknowwhatI'msayin? Your last chance to SHINE in the spotlight.
Yes. I'll be enjoying this very much. The part when everyone claps and we get to go home.

 

by filiaprefect
4-29-03
This is it. A few more hours and I can retire and go to Florida.
Aren't you seventeen?
I mean retire from Woburn High's sketchy art program. It's, like, holding me back. As an artist.
I would think it was what got you your start.
You have lost speaking privelages.
Personally, I'd feel kinda nostalgic...

 

by filiaprefect
4-29-03
Wow. It's finally over. The sweat. The blood. The tears. All the energy and soul poured into this stage. I can't believe it.
Um...we still have a summer drama production left after this.
Fuck that, I'm gone May 16th.
Riiiiiiight. Hey, wanna go backstage and make out?
Okay.

 

by filiaprefect
4-29-03
*refined self-indulging chuckle* And then _I_ said...
Hey, what's going on over there?
Oh, that's just Karen and Bob making o...
No, over THERE. *points*
Wait a second, I thought this was "Godspell"...
DA ROOF...DA ROOF...DA ROOF IS ON FIRE...

 

by filiaprefect
5-01-03
On the road again...
Wow, we are definately lost.
You're realizing this NOW, Tanis?
Look, guys, if one of YOU want to lead the Companions, go right ahead. Personally, I have enough problems trying to pick Kitiara or Laurana to go out with.
*sigh*
Kitiara? Laurana? Kitiara? Laurana? Both? Hmmm...That may not go over well...
Um...Tanis? AAAAAAHHHH...

 

by filiaprefect
5-01-03
The fervor and heat of battle!
SuRrEnDeR oR dIe ElVeN sCuM!
Hang on a minute, I'm thinking here!
dId YoU nOt HeAr Me CoRrEcTlY?
Now, let's see, if I pick Kitiara, there's the likelihood I will far outlive her and be forced to watch her die. If I pick Laurana, she will have to watch ME get old and die...
yA kNoW, I hAvEn'T gOt AlL dAy...
On the other hand, it's also more likely Kitiara would kill me just out of spite...Oh, curse this halfling blood! Never may the two sides resolve themselves!

 

by filiaprefect
7-05-03
Here I am. Off to college. Fresh ideas, fresh start.
I'm a new woman. That's it, I'm a woman. I'm growing up. No more Mom to coddle me. No sirree.
Yup, I'm gonna study hard, put in a whole lotta effort, achieve my goals...
Yeah, I've got this whole college thing all figured out.
*wasted* Yer not...Or...Orlando Bloooom.
Can I feel your tits?

 

by filiaprefect
7-05-03
Filia arrives at UMASS, meeting many new and unusual faces.
Hi, I'm Filia. What's your name? I'm new! Did you get that in the caf? I was just headed there.
Sub...way.....Eat fresh...
Hi, I'm Filia. I'm new here, and I thought maybe you could direct me to the...
Princess Toadstool? I was-a wondering the same-a thing myself-a.
Uh, hi, I'm Filia. And I was wondering if you could tell me where the...
Don't look at me, doc, I just work here.

 

by filiaprefect
7-05-03
Tanis is still in the forest arguing with the draconian.
Are you done wanking yet? *sigh* You are worse than that Tidus fellow, I'll say...
You will say nothing, demon of the dark depths of...darkness. As a matter of fact, I *have* made my decision.
Ya picked the blonde, didn't ya. Heh heh heh.
No, I was leaning towards the brunnette. What?! HEY!
Heh heh heh, but ya gotta love that firm elven ass, dontcha?
Stop talking about my exgirlfriend in that vile manner. (Heh heh. Yeah.)

 

by filiaprefect
7-05-03
Now _that's_ out of the way...AHEM...yOu ShAlL pErIsH, sMeLlY eLf!
I really don't think so, chach.
DOH!
Uh...thanks...Raistlin...but I was still talking...er...
*in a raspy voice* I was so fucking sick of your wanking, I decided to take matters into my own........................ ................... *five hours later* hands.
Yeeeeeaaaaaahhh. Don't do that again.

 

by filiaprefect
7-13-03
Andrew and Warren of BtVS discuss slash.
Warren, do you find it odd we're always paired up in fanfiction? I...I mean...since you're so...such a...er...
Bastard? Yeah. No, actually, it's not odd at all. I'm hot, you're co-dependent. Complex intricate webs of deceit and angsty sex must ensue.
'Cuz Jonathan thinks it's odd. I was just talking to him backstage and...
The runt's jealous, naturally.
I s'pose he shouldn't find it so weird since I kinda killed him and all because I thought you asked me to.
That tricky First Evil. I'd never kill Sparky. Maybe leave him for dead, but...

 

by filiaprefect
7-13-03
Not that I...uh...mind being....ah....with you...in fanfiction. And stuff.
It's okay, Andrew. I know. You love the cock.
Do not!
You looooove it. You love the CAHK.
Well so do you! So....ha. Ha?
Rumors. With no grounds in reality. At all. Um...

 

by filiaprefect
7-14-03
What I don't understand is why you get laid more than I do in fanfiction.
Because you're dead?
I'm not dead! Oh. Wait. Yeah. Definately skinned alive and incinderated. But I'm way hotter than you. All I keep getting is Katrina. Katrina this, Katrina that.
That's totally not true. You get me, Jon, Tucker, April...Buffy, even. I never get Buffy. Buffy hates me.
Andrew, yer GAY.
Not so! Oh, they paired you with Willow, too.

 

by filiaprefect
7-14-03
They're still talking
Willow? WILLOW?! THAT FUCKING BITCH? WILLOW? They 'ship me and WILLOW?
Yeah. Though in, like, alternate realities an' stuff. Or that one where she kinda brought you back to life...
Why would evilbitchqueengodihateher bring me back to life?
Guilt. There's a lot of those.
Ya know, I noticed all those times you brought me back to life and I....*like getting a tooth pulled* appreciate it.
You're welcome. I mean...You're an asshole.....and you're welcome.

 

by filiaprefect
7-22-03
Check check 1 2 check 1 2 check check check 1 check 1 2 check check...
Alright, guys, we're gonna sing a song about a little something called SOUND CHECKS.
I will be gratuitously throwing myself to the floor. Thanks...

 

by filiaprefect
7-22-03
Ohhhhhhhhyoucan't understandme butIambeautifullllllll
Ohhhh I dance around like a chicken and make fun of hiiiimmmm
OhhhI'mthekingof acousticguitarand hopupanddownand lookprettyyyyyy
Ooohhh the fangirls scream but they don't take their clothes off because they are distracted by the pretty orange liiiiiights
Hey, what's up with all the orange lights, huh?

 

by filiaprefect
7-22-03
Oh my gosh, there they are, right over there. Right there. Several feet away. On the stage. Right there. Oh, I long to touch them...
Yeah, it's cool.
I long to rip their clothes off and just...do terrible terrible things...
Yeah, the music's alright, I guess.
...aaahhh no those bitch fangirls took my babies away.
Just charge out waving your bra in the air. Jeez, take some initiative.

 

by filiaprefect
7-22-03
DOHRCHESTA IN DA HOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOUU UUUUSSSEE
Yo, I'm Danny Wood, an' it'sa pleasuah to have y'all heah tonight to celebrate my day-bu. I LUV YA MA. Anyone heah from ESSEX?
I have to get up at dawn tommorow. When are we leaving?
Shhhh. There's a million to one chance Adam and Eric will come back. Maybe. Probably not.

 

by filiaprefect
8-06-03
At the Common Rotation concert in Northampton...
*adjusts the microphones for like five hours*
*tunes his guitar for like seven years*
Him? He's tuning his guitar. Me? I'm not doing anything. *comically adjusts the mike for more then feigns being hit in the head by it and passing out*

 

by filiaprefect
8-06-03
Look! There they are! Right there! On the stage! Just feeeeet away! Eeeeeeeeeee...
Um...
How I long to have my terrible terrible way with them. Or at least get a picture. DON'T LET ME LEAVE WITHOUT GETTING A PICTURE
No, Filia, 'course not. I'll make sure you get your picture.
LET'S THROW THEM IN THE TRUNK AND DRIVE OFF
Now you're scaring me.

 

by filiaprefect
8-06-03
Hey, everybody went downstairs. Let's go too and see...
??
*turns a corner and...* HI!
Hi, how ya doin? *hugs her*
A dur...a guh...a...a buh....aljshdfsjafsah...
*laughs* You ever seen the movie "Annie Hall"?

 

by filiaprefect
8-06-03
Little girl....why don't you believe in Me?
It's not you, it's this shitty world. War, famine, pestilence, violence, unspeakable horrors, reality tv. I'm solidly convinced there is no God, Joe.
If there's no God, little girl, then how are we even having this conversation? Where did all this come from?
High cartoonists.
This background does merit that argument...

 

by filiaprefect
8-06-03
Warren and Andrew....AGAIN
What's up with me looking like this big evil dan, character, huh? I was so hot.
Y...ye...yeah. And since when did I have orange hair and a green sweatshirt broadcasting the end of existence?
Andy, my boy, I think you just strung together a coherant sentence.
Let's see what we could look like if Filia changed the character selections.
Dude...you're so....VACANT.
I will so totally make out with you right now.

 

by filiaprefect
8-06-03
But to what end?
Now YOU have red hair...an...and...and you have...camoflauge pants??
Well, you see, the file name had EVIL in the title, so, naturally, I had to pick it.
Naturally.
So what was that about making out?
Oh no, how can I possibly resist the mesmerizing charms of sleazy Warren Meers...
You said that OUT LOUD you know. Are we gonna make out, or what?!

 

by filiaprefect
8-06-03
Ta-Da. Here we are in the "boudoir". Again. Alone. Jonathan out...
Jonathan's dead.
And so are you.
Don't remind me, blondie. Yeesh.

 

by filiaprefect
8-06-03
Filia, I have a grievance I would like to address. It concerns your strips and quite possibly your fanfiction.
You diss my fics, you die, Meers.
Erm...point taken. But...you see, Andrew refuses to make out with me, even though I distinctly heard him recommend such an action in the first place.
Uh-huuuuuuuuuh.
And, well, since you were the one behind the desert strip...with the nonexistant rattlesnake and such...
Ech, seduce the boy yourself. It's 4 am. I'm gonna go write some angsty and possibly ooc HTLJ. Or maybe sleep.

 

by filiaprefect
9-11-03
I like you.
I like you too. Wait a second. No I don't.
I like you, then.
SEX NOW
You guys sure do suck at life.
Look who's talking.

 

by filiaprefect
9-24-03
Pay attention to me1111!!!!!
Suck my dick.
Now that's not very nice.
Neither is throwing yourself at people.
Then what would you classify YOUR request as?
Socioeconomical downsizing. It's more work if I attempt it, you see.

 

by filiaprefect
9-24-03
You see, women have been oppressed through the centuries due partly to biological determinism....
Aw man, I'm losing my hard-on already.
It's like how Buffy is a vampire slayer - a typically male role, such as that of the Doctor dude in Dracula...
Is she ever gonna shut up? She's damn cute though and really nice....
Of course though that all brings one back to the case of how most blatantly Andrew and Warren were getting it on...
You're weird.

 

by filiaprefect
11-06-03
God damn it.

 

by filiaprefect
11-06-03
Where the fuck is everybody?

 

by filiaprefect
11-06-03
Watch it sistah, yer treadin in the wrooooong briar patch.
Konichiwa!
Did you hear me? You're tresspassin'!
Hai!
What the fuck's yer problem, missy? This here's full o' ammo an' I ain't talkin' no buckpellets.
Mushi Mushi

 

by filiaprefect
11-10-03
In the backroom of a frat at Umass Amherst
You're not Warren.
Let's make out!

 

by filiaprefect
11-10-03
In the backroom of a sorority at Umass Amherst
You're not Adam Busch.
Canh yoo tell me vhere Woosta dineen hall ees?

 

by filiaprefect
6-17-05
In Franklin DC....
I'm in a relationship right now, I can't be coming over, eating bad dc chicken, watching violinists...violin, with you!
You have the most gorgeous eyes. Here, play my flute.
That's got to be a euphamism.
No, I seriously play the flute. Badly. And also every other instrument in the band.
What exactly are you overcompensating for?
Oh, you'll find out it's not what you think.

 

by filiaprefect
6-17-05
In Webster Hall...
What are you calculating, Mitt?
How much alcohol would be consumed if the entirety of Web 7 put in a good honest effort.
Like without dying?
I think it's a valid experiment.
Are you still sniffing the glue, Mitt?

 

by filiaprefect
6-17-05
In Field Hall...
You're such a good talker.
You're such a good kisser.
This avatar fails to convey the sexual chemistry we had.
I think autobiogaphical internet comics are a bad idea.
So is me mounting you.
I haven't had any complaints yet.

 

by filiaprefect
6-17-05
The first week...
Oh baby, I can't go on without your sweet lovin!
How convenient, I was just getting naked when you knocked.
The second week...
Oh baby, I could do with your sweet lovin because I have fifty stressful classes.
I will service you but with some reluctance.
The third week...
Baby, it's not working out. I use you for sex, and you creep me out with your intensity.
OMGWTFBBQ

 

by filiaprefect
6-17-05
And that was how I pushed away the only man who drove me sexually wild and alienated myself from the entire community.
You wanna buy some pot?
...and alienated myself from the entire community.
Miss, this is MASSPIRG.
...the entire community.
omg i'm so far out of my depth here

 

by filiaprefect
5-24-09
And thus began Yamara's epic journey
So, you finally gave in and bought World of Warcraft, eh?
Yeah, uh, but don't tell anybody.
Sure, sure, no prob. So uh, what'd you roll?
A Night Elf hunter.
Sweet, what'd you name him?
....Yamara.

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