How to Suck At Life - Sophomore Year - 4 (becoming serious)

Author: filiaprefect

Date: June 17, 2005

by filiaprefect
6-17-05
The first week...
Oh baby, I can't go on without your sweet lovin!
How convenient, I was just getting naked when you knocked.
The second week...
Oh baby, I could do with your sweet lovin because I have fifty stressful classes.
I will service you but with some reluctance.
The third week...
Baby, it's not working out. I use you for sex, and you creep me out with your intensity.
OMGWTFBBQ