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by fishoutofbeer
12-01-05
I can spel fuctional alcohawlic
I can drink until midnight and still get up at 5 a.m. for my 3 hour commute!
Of course, I can't think worth shit.
Of course, I can't think worth shit.

 

Robbing an elementary school. BRILLIANT!
Nobody will see this coming.
by fishoutofbeer, 12-01-05

 

Perhaps beating the driver over the head with the arm I had to chew off to get out of that fucking place will make a difference.
by fishoutofbeer, 12-01-05

 

want to make a movie?
by fishoutofbeer, 12-01-05

 

Tom Cruise as Winkie Bear?
Yes, I think it works.
by fishoutofbeer, 1-11-06

 

Mmmphh!
Ok Dr. Fat Daddy, I'll pick that quarter up for you.
by fishoutofbeer, 1-11-06

 

Feed me Alito, feed me all night long.
Only if it doesn't violate a constitutional statute.
by fishoutofbeer, 1-11-06

 

Now that's what I call a clang.
by fishoutofbeer, 1-11-06

 

MMMmmmmm. Hi there, you big donkey.
Looks like bush is home.
by fishoutofbeer, 1-17-06

 

Hi I'm Biff. I just moved into the neighborhood. I like it here. Do you? Do you know any good restaurants around here? I like Applebees. Is there an Applebees? How long have you....
My Momma Told Me “Son, Always Be A Good Boy, and Never Play With Guns"...
by fishoutofbeer, 1-17-06

 

LSD + Late night Blogging = Heaven
For you maybe.
by fishoutofbeer, 1-24-06

 

I'll just say the cat did it.
by fishoutofbeer, 3-03-06

 

It's the only possible explanation
It looks like you need help creating an official site, Gillian.
Actually, no. I have the entire Somoan government working on one for me.
by fishoutofbeer, 3-03-06

 

So you can dance on a ball. BFD.
^whimper^
by fishoutofbeer, 3-03-06

 

No, sorry. I can't become the 5th Republican in Baltimore.
I won't forget this.
by fishoutofbeer, 3-03-06

 

by fishoutofbeer
6-21-06
Why can't kids see pirate movies?
Because they're rated ARRRGH!

 

Get me a cup of Jo you damn dirty ape!
by fishoutofbeer, 8-31-06

 
by fishoutofbeer, 8-31-06

 

Can you use it in a sentence?
RAAARGH! Tobor will cornhole you!
by fishoutofbeer, 8-31-06

 

Sure is peaceful out here, eh baby?
MMmmmmph!
by fishoutofbeer, 9-26-06

 

Feed me.
Fucking Immigrants.
by fishoutofbeer, 7-11-07

 

Hm. When she said look for the red crescent, was thinking of something else entirely.
by fishoutofbeer, 7-11-07

 

OMFG. WTF? LEWL.
We now return to Lost.
by fishoutofbeer, 7-11-07

 

I'm not a fsagot!!!
But...men in tights?
by fishoutofbeer, 8-03-07

 

To Carbs.
To Life.
by fishoutofbeer, 8-03-07

 

I thought this would be more exciting
me clean your toilet long time
by fishoutofbeer, 8-03-07

 

I know why the caged bird sings.
by fishoutofbeer, 8-03-07

 

And here you see a late 21st century rendition of "shrubs's war."
by fishoutofbeer, 8-03-07

 

Who did that?
by fishoutofbeer, 8-03-07

 

by fishoutofbeer
8-03-07
Screech!
Ok. Can Tobor cornhole you now?

 

lewl
I'm the head nurse
by fishoutofbeer, 8-03-07

 

Death rides a large flightless bird
OMFG. Get off me, pervert.
by fishoutofbeer, 8-03-07

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