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by fugobo
4-25-01
So computer. What's up in the world today?
the world is only a force of deception and pain. ignore it and use the internet.
but you can find out about the world on the internet. that's why i asked you.
umm.... To lowpass Industries' Stripcreator before it's too late!!!
yay comics!
phew.

 

by fugobo
4-26-01
so. this girl bobo32 is attracted to...
and he all made me sound like i hate her...
yes, i meant "psuedo"
eh... i suppose i do. she is a pot smoking whore...
must stretch so that my psuedo-intellectual pretentious pothead boyfriend can be furher fulfilled every night and day...

 

by fugobo
4-26-01
so... i was eating around some obnoxious people who i am around a lot.
and one especially obnoxious one told me about how stupid i was with relationship shit and how easily taken advantage of, and i already knew that, but i still kinof got pissed off, and now i'm bitter.
on the bright side, i was wearing a green polyester suit with a bright orage shirt.

 

by fugobo
4-28-01
god. i'm really fucking sorry. jesus. if i had enough time to breath in my stupid days where i work, i would definitely call you.
but alas this is not the case, and i was hoping you'd write me an e-mail. and you did, but it was just seeming angry at me and not really explaining anything.
if only i could better convey emotion through comics....
if i wasn't so fucking self centered, i'd probably kill myself. or maybe not as that would make everyone too fucking happy.

 

by fugobo
4-29-01
So when did you get up that you're not having gone to sleep yet?
*unknown time to fugobo*
impressive. i got up at around 10:30 am on saturday. oh, and i have to go to work in about an hour and a half it being 9:30 now.
i like the amazing parallels in our lives without us planning a damn thing.
did you spend about 5 hours of your night playing twister with 4 mildly inebriated people two of which were female?
gotohell.

 

by fugobo
4-29-01
jesus. sorry for making you hate me even more than usual...
why would you be sorry for that?

 

by fugobo
4-30-01
bunnydog3... bobo32... anonymousgreentea...
*read*
if only i could unite better. i also like how i've somehow maintained being part of the conversation though i was in fact at work.
*death and destruction and much self deprication of the people i and fugobo like most in the world*

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
You are my largest source of general happiness in the world. You make life livable and give me the gift of a person who cares.
Blurf?
You are probably the closest thing to a soul mate (pardon the mate part [I'm NOT Gay]) i will ever have, and although we piss each other off, we are similar enough to understand.
Anywhoo?
yet somehow, this does not happen.
so... we can all be friends too right....?
ummm... yeah...

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
Everyone who you claim is worthwhile thinks you are the greatest person alive.
yes... this certainly does seem to be the case. I certainly think you're cool and i don't really know you that well.
god i suck. everyone hates me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST ALMOST TWO YEARS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
the contents of the following comic are retarded and unrelated to the title completely.
damn!
fuck!
shit!
ass!
bitch!
ummm.... dam.... fuck that one already got used.

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
eep!
*fear*
the real point of this strip.
I am NOT Gay!

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
god that fugobo is a fag!
no now he's homophobic!
this is confusing.
freudian i know.
ass!
fuck!

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
what?
Zoobaly Zoo!
WHAT?
HOT!
freak.
faggot.

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
pulling up in car next to me.
Hey fugobo!
Yes? I do not know these people but they somehow know my name and are attempting to speak to me... okay...
figures in this shithole.
Are you a faggot?

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
on a simple matter of ethics i do not have dreams of that nature.
I am NOT Gay!

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
you are a nerd.
no i'm not!
did i mention how i recently aquired black and white, and a ps2?
yes.

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
of couse not.
asshole
prick

 

by fugobo
5-01-01
don't you think it's at all odd that we were just talking in icq, but then we both started making comics instead.
and that's now how we are comunicating
not really.
what the hell does this mean?
case closed.

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
speaking in dialogue is only funny when you speak in a squirrel-like voice
damn
And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling italians!
I eat grains.
who the hell are you?

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
hi there bobo32! How are you?
hello! Not bad... and you?
Hi there fugobo! How's life been treatin' you?
Hello. Pretty decent really. How are things with you?
i really dislike her.
i agree wholeheartedly.

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
just think bobo32; only three weeks or so until you are back in the place o suckin and we can complain about existance in the actual company of each other as well as the other freaks we associate with
This is ture. I think I may actually maybe be looking forward to it.
of course then we can argue in person too!
Yay! we'll have the opportunity for more physical violence like has happened a few times in the past!
Yes, and not only that but many conversations in the back of Mcd's that manage to piss off everyone else more than us, as they think we should just hate each other, but we continue to debate quietly!

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
So you aren't hating life as much right now eh? Why's that?
I don't know. considering all my cd's have recently been stolen, as well as personal turmoil with yet another revelation about my life that has upset me, you'd think i'd be unhappy right now.
you'd think.
no offense, but the inevitable.
chemical imbalance maybe...
you need shakers! I know I do!

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
You are belonging to me!
Don't you mean "all your base are belong to us?"
what the hell are you talking about?
*burp*

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
hi fugobo.
*very quietly* hello. *nods*
god what an asshole. i only say hi to him because he looks at me and i must be the most popular girl at school, which you can't be if you don't say hi to every loser who looks at you.
despite the fact that i know she's a dirty whore, and that she really doesn't care about me at all, it still feels nice that she says "hi" to me.
off to go despise existance... and get some.
off to go despise existance... and get some more RAM.

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
so... why are you staring at me like this?
staring? what an ingrate! I want to speak to your manager!
there's this weird guy, and i think he's gay... and i told him that... and now he wants to talk to you for a while. I'll be manager while you're talking to him okay?
godfucking cocksuckingdamnit....
hello? how can i help you?
bend over.

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
NO!
but.. but...
I SAID NO!
but.. but...
NO!
but.. but... I like digimon!

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
see that star little asian girl? that's the star of destiny, and it's appearance means that you must pleasure me orally.
really? wow!
see that star other little asian girl? that's the star of destiny, and it's appearance means that you must pleasure me orally.
really? wow!
good thing we're far too innocent to know what that means!
god fucking damnit i thought i was gonna get some.

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
spwak!
shouldn't you say "sqwok" or something but spelled better?
no. fugobo is a tard and confuses keys on opposite sides of the keyboard. spwak!
oh.
spwak!
lip balm?

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
hey there you. what is the up?
not the much. damnit! you made me say "the" in places where it is not natural to say it!
hahaha!!!
arr... NO not another. though i had actually said that before i met you if i recall.
awesome.

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
dude! look at those hot chicks!
umm.. you know... they're only like twelve.
so then my boyfriend says "damn bitch! you'se gots some wide ass fo my dizzack to attack!"
teehee! my boyfriend's the same way whenever he wants to assfuck!
what the hell are those freaks looking at?
I don't know but the one in the beret looks like he wants me. I'm too good for him though.

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
You sit out now until you've learned your lesson!
that seemed harsh. what did he do?
he said "dizzack."
I wonder where he learned that?
probably the guy who was assfucking him in the playground.

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
hey you! where have you been all my life?
Anglais?
Is there enough room in those baggy pants for the both of us?
erp...
AHHHHH!!! not even this vodka fucks me up enough to want that!
heehee...

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
look! fugobo is on a comic-a-thon by himself!
yes but it is short lived, as he is now called to eat.
too bad. it could have been grand.
what the hell are you talking about?!? fugobo's comics are stupid and pointless?! have you read "sometimes we all have to ask ourselves?"
ture. DAMNIT!!! he's got me saying this shit too!
of couse he does he's writing the comics.

 

by fugobo
5-02-01
Come to my graduation openhouse!
On may 19th!
Between 5 and 8 PM!
At a house that is a place and the things!
It will be grand!
Are YOU going to... it?

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
Dude! that fat bitch!
Where?
sadly this one makes even less sense than the previous.
you were right. it was that fat bitch.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend cause I'm sick of her. I need some new pussy.
Sorry baby. Even though you came over to my house every day when i was under house arrest for selling drugs, and you wanted me to teach you how to give better blow jobs, which i did, gotohell.
You mean you're actually talking to me for the first time in weeks... and it's just to break up with me? the day after you slept with me last?
Yes, you see I'm not good enough for you and that is why I am breaking up with you. yes. that is it exactly. of course. this must be why because i said it is.
oh.. okay.. are you sure you don't still want to have casual sex? because you really are too good for me you see... i'm just a pile of far too attractive shit, which you have been kind enough to eat.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
GOD DAMNIT! whenever my fucking best friends here have their fucking comicathons, they always stop just before i arive from the working.
And the amount of attention that they give to each other and not me makes me really really stupidly somewhat jealous, cause i'm a dumb bastard that way.
i may as well stop now. no one is reading this.
you're damn right. now go cause death to yourself.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
i'm also a fucking retard.
because i just made yet another self depricating self loathing self killing comic, which is just like all the others.
only for the purpose of more attention. just to get someone to maybe say "hey! i like you!" yet again, yet only for me to ignore like the attention whore that i am.
no comment. what the hell is wrong with me of course there's comment: you're damn right. gotohell.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
so mr. computer what the hell is up?
why are you talking to me?
i thought you'd like it. it's just me being more anti-social and you usually like that.
well not tonight. as you are being all self loating again, and it's making you feel justified.
shit. okay i'll stop.
you've already gone too far.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
dumdeedum...
shut the fuck up you stole that.
oh. sorry. you're right.
just like you steal a lot of shit.
like RAM?
what the hell is with you and RAM recently???

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
you know... you could try to im that one kid. he's online rightnow according to his often wrong computer.
this is ture. but i'm sure that would be pointless, becuase although i'd like to say he wouldn't want to talk to me, in reality i just want to wallow in self pity as long as possible.
yes. you do that a lot. yet you complain about yourself doing it and how you hate it.
yes. well hypocrasy is the essence of humanity.
You stole that too you fuck up!!! and you also spelled it wrong i think!!!

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
hey there you person you! Although you are probably at least 5 years older than me, and you have a kid... I find you fairly attractive and you seem to enjoy my company and not think i'm an ass.
So my ex-boyfriend is a fuck up. and i can't be embarassed. i'm not sure why i might be telling you this, but now i'll seem to you like i might be coming on to you in your head.
was she trying to get me to ask her for casual sex in the ballpit? what the fuck? this is very screwed up. i would hate myself for fucking basically a dumb whore, but she is attractive...
and not only that, but i really feel the need to feel loved and althoug casual sex has nothing to do with love, it really has everything to do with love, and fulfilling that need with something (cont)
(fugobo cont. ran out of space) temporary and imaginary and very very stupid, but i've lost much of my respect for myself, so maybe...

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
really what is the point to this shit. I fucking sit here and make comics, and a few people read them, and some think "what the fuck is this stuipid shit?" others think "how sad i'll pretend to weep"
and then they sit and do the same and i sit here and think the same stupid fucking things. and i make some more and it's again lika a fucking tricycle but not as happy.
and then i make stupid fucking comments like that, because it's my nature to try to make people smile even when i'm trying to piss them off at me, because that way i get more attention.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
christ computer. you haven't said and turths in the last several comics. why?
i like to keep quiet and think sometimes.
also you say god related things for hating him a lot.
you have awfully bad grammer for a computer.
gotohell.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
hey thanks for having casual sex with me! Now I feel loved even though i really know i'm not at all, because no one ever ever could actually love me.
umm.. hello?
you're damn right.
oh right i forgot. no live person would ever have casual sex with me.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
hey why do you keep talking like having casual sex is a possibility?
oh i didn't think i was. sorry. virgin i will stay for life.
as it should be!
maybe i should get all religious or something or be even more straight edge and claim to not want to have sex before marriage!
but everyone who's ever met you knows that you could never marry because no one could even feign loving you for any length of time.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
shit. now our strangely aquired little comic friend fcc is criticizing our spelling. even though we criticize it too.
maybe we could carry on a conversation!
or maybe not...
I'm ashamed.

 

by fugobo
5-03-01
well emo-fcc... i'd really like to sit and have a comicathon with you, but i think my time for sleepage and probably tensing lots of muscles until it hurts because i'm angry and i can't scream.
so later then.
uhh.. yeah..
perhaps if we knew who the other was...
perhaps.

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
moral dillema #1: do i tell bobo32 about the glitter spewing freak so that he understands, or do i continue to laugh at him?
moral dilemma #2: my life is hell. should i make it more hell in the long run and make others lives hell more as well, or should i just always hurt?
moral dilema #3: how the hell do you spell dil[l]em[m]a?

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
in comic where fugobo criticized his own spelling, he proceeded to fuck with grammer in the title.
what a dumbass.
gotohell fugobo!
yeah what are yah gonna do even though you're making this comic?!
*TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!*
shit.

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