JORdan numba 3

Author: fugobo

Date: May 3, 2001

by fugobo
5-03-01
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend cause I'm sick of her. I need some new pussy.
Sorry baby. Even though you came over to my house every day when i was under house arrest for selling drugs, and you wanted me to teach you how to give better blow jobs, which i did, gotohell.
You mean you're actually talking to me for the first time in weeks... and it's just to break up with me? the day after you slept with me last?
Yes, you see I'm not good enough for you and that is why I am breaking up with you. yes. that is it exactly. of course. this must be why because i said it is.
oh.. okay.. are you sure you don't still want to have casual sex? because you really are too good for me you see... i'm just a pile of far too attractive shit, which you have been kind enough to eat.