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by il_schmucko
7-23-03
I have lots of porn
on my PC's local disk--
(insert hard drive joke)

 

by il_schmucko
7-23-03
Ungodly sweet balls--
Not what USB means, but
I have 2.0

 

by il_schmucko
7-23-03
My hard drive's SCSI--
When I'm careless jerking off,
so is my keyboard.

 

by il_schmucko
7-23-03
My girlfriend is pissed--
Like there's anything wrong with
beagle-sex.com

 

by il_schmucko
7-23-03
Let's scroll up again...
"one entry per person," huh?
I should read the rules.

 

by il_schmucko
7-24-03

 

by il_schmucko
7-24-03
Act III: Several years later. Vladimir has long since died; Estragon has lost his hat.
Hi. I represent Mr. Godot. He says he'll be coming--
Let me guess. Tomorrow?
Yes. Quite sorry, but I must be going.
Wake up, Mr. Penis. You and me are gonna go another round.

 

by il_schmucko
7-25-03
What are you doing out here?
Waiting for the "Gump and Co." movie.
The sequel to "Forrest Gump?" They haven't even announced that movie yet.
I know, but it's one of the most popular movies ever. It's only a matter of time.
But you hated "Forrest Gump."
Did I not mention the 50 pounds of dynamite strapped to my chest?

 

by il_schmucko
7-25-03
WHAT?!
I'm sorry, ma'am. Your order will be just another minute.
It's okay.
Some day my blintz will come.

 

by il_schmucko
7-25-03
One day on Titanic Airlines...
Everyone stay calm! I have hijacked this airplane in the name of the Albino Liberation Front.
Say, buddy. Could you get a stewardess for me? I ordered my MGD, like, an hour ago.
I didn't mean that calm.
Did you know your terrorist organization's initials spell ALF? Seems kinda gay.

 

by il_schmucko
7-25-03
What's up, Holly?
Oi!
I am so stoked!
My first package from the amphetamine of the month club should be coming today!

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