Contest 199e

Author: il_schmucko

Date: July 25, 2003

by il_schmucko
7-25-03
One day on Titanic Airlines...
Everyone stay calm! I have hijacked this airplane in the name of the Albino Liberation Front.
Say, buddy. Could you get a stewardess for me? I ordered my MGD, like, an hour ago.
I didn't mean that calm.
Did you know your terrorist organization's initials spell ALF? Seems kinda gay.