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by kwyjibo
10-31-03
So you decided to strike out on your own, huh?
Yeah, there just aren’t any good super groups in this town.
Let me see your cool costume.
I don’t have a costume.
All superheroes need a costume.
Ducks don’t wear clothes.

 

by kwyjibo
10-31-03
Prepare to be sent back to the hell that has spawned you, evil zombie!
Um, this is a costume. It’s Halloween, stupid.
But what about your missing arm.
I lost it in a horrible lumberjacking accident.
Oh, sorry.
*sob* Thanks for the painful memories. *sob*

 

by kwyjibo
10-31-03
Boo!
Nice costume, but I don’t have any candy.
I’m no trickster. I’m a lost soul that has returned to seek vengeance upon the living.
What I’m I supposed to do about it? I’m a superhero not a ghostbuster.
No one can stop me.
Here’s a quarter. You know who to call.

 

by kwyjibo
10-31-03
Ooo, scary costume.
Very funny. I’m starting to think being a superhero on Halloween is harder than it looks.
How so?
It’s hard to tell real evil from someone in a costume. I mean I’ve already beat up three little kids dressed like ninjas.
I think the important question is: did you remember to take their candy?
Want a peanut butter cup?

 

by kwyjibo
10-31-03
We interrupt this broadcast for another special announcement.
New city defender, Psycho Duck, formerly Bob the evil duck, is holding a press conference to explain his recent activities.
I’m sorry I stole all that candy. But it would make my job easier if you didn’t dress your kids up like little villains.
I’m missing The Great Pumpkin for this?

 

by kwyjibo
10-31-03
It sure is hard being a superhero, but I’ll be there whenever the innocents of this town need me.
Ooo, breadcrumbs.
These woods sure are dark and creepy. It’s a good thing I left a trail so I don’t get lost.

 

by kwyjibo
11-05-03
I'm going out shopping. Do you need anything?
Yeah, I want a deluxe kitty kondo. The one with the massage pad and widescreen TV.
One paper bag coming right up.
I hate you.
That’s ok, I’ll just spend the day clawing your worldly possessions.

 

by kwyjibo
11-12-03
I hate shopping. I can never find what I'm looking for and the employees are never any help.
Excuse me; do you know where I can find a water filter?
No.

 

by kwyjibo
11-19-03
Great my battery is dead. Now how am I going to get home?
Excuse me, would you mind giving my car a jump start? I've got the cables in my trunk.
My car doesn't have a battery it runs on gas.

 

by kwyjibo
11-26-03
Ooo, you look tasty.
Don't even thing about it.
What are you going to do about it?
Nothing yet, but I'm drinking milk so I can build strong bones and muscle.
Mmm, he was tasty.

 

by kwyjibo
12-03-03
We need to talk.
Now what?
Why is there a mouse's head on a toothpick?
It's a warning to all the other vermin that may think our home is a nice place to stay.
Fair enough. Why is it on my pillow?
You look lonely at night.

 

by kwyjibo
12-10-03
Hey, Sue. What brings you here?
I need a favor. Can you watch my pet bird while I go out of town?
Sure, no problem.
Great, I'll drop him off later.
Did I hear Sue say she was dropping off dinner?

 

by kwyjibo
12-17-03
Sue trusted me with her pet bird and I don't want anything bad to happed to it.
Because you want to get in her pants?
Yes, err, no. Look, just promise you won't eat her bird.
I promise.
At least not without roasting it first.
*tweet*

 

by kwyjibo
12-24-03
*tweet*
*tweet*
*tweet*

 

by kwyjibo
12-31-03
Oh no! Kat ate Sue's bird. Now what am I going to do?
I couldn't help but overhear your dilemma.
Go away. You're the cause of my dilemma.
Why not go to the pet store and by an identical bird?
That sounds like a plan that can't fail.

 

by kwyjibo
1-07-04
The perfect crime. Sue will never realize Kat has eaten her pet bird and that this is just a replacement.
*squawk*
No, not squawk. Tweet, tweet.
*squawk*
I'm dead.
*squawk*

 

by kwyjibo
1-14-04
I wanted to stop by and thank you for watching my pet bird.
It was my pleasure, Sue.
It's weird though. He's been acting a little strange since I brought him home.
How so?
Well, for one, he laid an egg this morning. I don't even know how that's possible.
Mother Nature works in mysterious ways.

 

by kwyjibo
1-21-04
I hate being stuck inside all winter.
Can I order one of those novelty cat videos to help cure my boredom?
I don’t see why not.
C-TV presents Cats in Heat.
Me-yow!

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