As Seen On TV

Author: kwyjibo

Date: December 31, 2003

by kwyjibo
12-31-03
Oh no! Kat ate Sue's bird. Now what am I going to do?
I couldn't help but overhear your dilemma.
Go away. You're the cause of my dilemma.
Why not go to the pet store and by an identical bird?
That sounds like a plan that can't fail.