All comics by little_kitty

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by little_kitty
1-14-04
What I wish I looked like...
What I think I look like...
What I Actually look like... Wait, that's not right...
AHA! It's me, Jesus.

 

by little_kitty
1-16-04
Honey... the world's an ugly place.
And you're only making it worse.
!
Happy Birthday!
A number for a plastic surgeon? Gee... thanks...

 

by little_kitty
1-16-04

 

by little_kitty
1-16-04

 

by little_kitty
1-16-04
Blink right eye...
Blink left eye...
Blink both eyes!

 

by little_kitty
1-16-04
Sucky sucky fih dollah?

 

AHA! It is me, Jesus.
by little_kitty, 1-16-04

 

by little_kitty
1-17-04
Counting was never my strong suit.

 

by little_kitty
1-18-04
So... why are you single?
BECAUSE I'M TOO COOL!

 

by little_kitty
1-18-04
God hates me more than you
No way dude
Yes, yes I do.
You were right.

 

by little_kitty
1-19-04
Baker? In the back.
Gotcha.
Thank God I'm done... now to catch the 57 to the Whitehorn Station then the 25 Northbound...
I JUST WANTED TO GET HOME!! *sob*

 

by little_kitty
1-19-04
So... where do you work?
CIA. You?
Illegal pamphlet sales. CIA, you say?
Yeah. Calgary International Airp...
eeejit

 

by little_kitty
1-21-04
Welcome to Dairy Gay! Can I take your order?
Hi, I'd like a ...
Isn't this Dairy Queen?
That's what I said! Dairy Gay! Hellooooo!
...

 

by little_kitty
1-24-04
If Jesus
Were a Snowman
He surely shat himself on Calgary, AB today.

 

by little_kitty
1-30-04
ARGH!
Want a tissue for your issue?
Sure.
Somehow, this doesn't seem right...

 

by little_kitty
2-03-04
*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
Awesome. My fake ID finally worked! Now to score me some older booty!
WHEE WHEE THUMP WHEE
Wow... he's totally hot! If only I could get the courage to go hit on him...
David, baby! I see an empty corner over there! Let's occupy it and talk about manly things like cars and women!
THUMP THUMP THUMP*
But Tony! We're gay!
Moving on...

 

by little_kitty
2-03-04
*BOOF BOOF BOOF
Okay... So I've lost the gay men... Now THAT piece of work looks pickup-able.
'Allo, lassie. Drink?
WHIIIILLLEEE THEY SLEEEEEEEEEP
Sure!!
Great! I'll have me a pint of Tennants! Thanks, luv!
THUNKA THUNKA THUNKA*
Moving on...

 

by little_kitty
2-06-04
* Uumph sheee uumph sheee uumph sheee
So far, Club Full-O-Men isn't faring so well... Wait, what's that I see? A man in red leather? Only the bravest of the brave would wear all red leather!
WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!
Hi!
RAAR. TOBOR CORNHOLE!
Dance, dance, side to side. Dance, dance do the slide*
EEP!

 

by little_kitty
2-06-04
*sigh*
If I just don't ask her... she can't tell me what's wrong.
Ahem. *SIGH*
Is it just me or is she expelling an astounding amount of air with each sigh?
*SIGH!!!!!*
Nope, wasn't just me.

 

by little_kitty
2-14-04
So you says that without some lovin, Tiny Tim will die and Valentines Day will be abolished forever?
Yes, that's exactly what I... Wait, no... Rube, not THAT kind of love. HE'S CRIPPLED!
You don't look so crippled to me, young feller.
I'm only crippled where it counts...

 

by little_kitty
2-14-04
So when you said "crippled where it counts" you WEREN'T talking about emotionally...

 

by little_kitty
2-14-04
Welp, my job here is done.
Thank you, Mr. Splooge. Thank you so much for showing me the true meaning of Valentines Day.
God bless us, eve...
Eeejit.

 

by little_kitty
2-14-04
We're last because we don't try.
Yeeeeeah.

 

by little_kitty
2-14-04
Welcome to Fox's new game show to take up loads of time and be as boring as the other ones, Finish That Quote!
yaaaay!
Our first contestant is from the sunny country of ... somewhere in Asia! Welcome to the show!
Me love you long time!
All right, Asiangirl2, for ten billion dollars, finish this quote: "Open mouth, insert..."

 

by little_kitty
2-15-04
Welcome back to Finish That Quote! We asked asiangirl2 to fill in this quote: "Open mouth, insert..." and her response was...
[edited for content]
I'm sorry... That is incorrect. Onto our next guest, Rube. Rube is a farmer from Southern Tennessee
A-hyok!
Alright, Rube. Finish this quote! "Why buy the cow when you can get the ______ for free!"

 

by little_kitty
2-16-04
Alright son, welcome to the company. We only have one rule here.
What's that, Dad?
Don't dip your pen in the company ink
Awww. but why?
Because its your sister.

 

by little_kitty
2-23-04
SmartFilter at work blocked SC, so I can't make comics any more during the day.
So you actually have to work? Aren't you an IT guy anyway?
What's your point?
IT guys don't really have to move around a lot anyway. So now, instead of getting paid to sit on your butt and make comics, you're getting paid to sit on your butt and...
Whaaat? She was standing on an exploding dog.

 

by little_kitty
3-16-04
There once was a guy (who shall remain nameless)
He liked to cross streets without looking. Oh, look. He got hit.
weeeeoooooooooooooooooo
Now he's dead. But he's a Zombie. Looking for what most Zombies want...
BRRAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSSSS

 

by little_kitty
3-16-04
BRAAAAAAIIINNNNNSSSS!!
BRAAAAAAIIINNNNNSSSS!!

 

by little_kitty
3-19-04
Ever since that little bitch got her cell phone, she's been using me less and less.
Ooh, I can download ringtones and images RIGHT ON MY PHONE!!!
I was here long before that itty bitty Samsung came along. Why can't she remember the good times?
Hello? Hey! How's it going? Yeah, I got a cell! Wicked, eh?
This calls for ... ATTACK!
Hey! You're breaking up!! I guess I shouldn't use my cell downstairs. Alright, I'll just talk to you on MSN then...

 

by little_kitty
4-01-04
Why do all comics have to be funny? Or at least be lame attempts at funny? Right now, I'm pretty sad. I'm stuck in a dead end relationship that has barely hit the 2 week mark.
ha ha!! You, relationship? HAHAHA. See, that's funny!!
You're a real jerk, you know that?
Yep!

 

by little_kitty
4-07-04
Studies have found that if you eat spicy food before oral sex, the genitalia will burn like a thousand STD's
Damn!!
Hey , Want to come over for dinner? Mom's cookin stuff with jalepeno's in it!
Sure!
How was it, Maura?
Great. Just one thing... Don't let your son go down on me.

 

by little_kitty
4-12-04
Chicka, I got you the BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVAR!
Sweet!!! Is it that airmattress for camping?
Uh, no.
A new bladder? A billion dollars? A new house? A fully paid wedding? A new form of painless childbirth?
Well, actually it was Kajun_Firefly...
You should have gotten me something USEFUL. I have to pee, so you better get cracking on that new bladder.

 

by little_kitty
4-21-04
OW!! HOLY FUCK!! OW!! hahahahahahhaa...
Dude! hahaha... way to go! Sarcasm: never leave the house without it!
Hi, how can I he-

 

by little_kitty
4-27-04
I'm a closet Trekkie. I used to watch it when I was younger.
I'm a part-time trekkie.
Part-time??
Yeah. I don't want people to know. A friend of mine just bought a bat'leth in Great Yarmouth... There's a picture of me holding it.
HEY EVERYONE!! JES_LAWSON LIKES STAR TREK!
You promised you wouldn't tell!!

 

by little_kitty
5-06-04
My discman keeps malfunctioning. I press stop, and it goes to repeat. I press forward, it goes backwards.
Maybe you should stop leaving it out in the rain when its left battery acid on the floor.

 

by little_kitty
5-07-04
*zzismfort* I should get up and see how my sister is doing
*snore*
Must try to climb over Kaalyn and Jordan without stepping on them...
*snore*
walking... walking... walking... AH CRAP FALLING!
OW! WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

by little_kitty
5-08-04
O74... I29...
B6... G58...
B9... tumors! Benign tumors for all!
*THUD*
*THUD*

 

by little_kitty
5-09-04
I had a dream about you the other day...
Oh yeah?
Yeah... it was weird.
Why? Did I end up getting really piss ass drunk, pass out in the loo, and then wake up the next morning without trousers on for some reason?
Uh, no.
Because that TOTALLY didn't happen Thursday night.

 

by little_kitty
5-10-04
Whenever I wake up Jordan, he's pissy. Why are people so pissy when they wake up?
Maybe its just the way you wake him up. Like ripping off the covers or something.
That's how I'm woken up sometimes and I'm not pissy.
I bet if you woke him up with boobs in the face he wouldn't be pissy.
Yeah but... then that would take away one of my complaints about him.
That's so very true...

 

by little_kitty
5-11-04
brrrrrrring! brrrrrring!
hello?
Can I speak with Paige, please.
This is she.
Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong number.
?

 

by little_kitty
5-13-04
On the floor of Tokyo Or down in London town to go, go
Will you dance with me?
Maybe later.
With the record selection With the mirror reflection
How about now?
I don't think so.
I'm dancing with myself
This song sucks.

 

by little_kitty
5-13-04
What shall we do today?
What shall we do today?
What shall we do today?
What shall we do?
I really hate that song.

 

by little_kitty
5-14-04
Man, something is definitely wrong with me today. But I don't know what.
Man, I have no idea... whoa! What's that funky smell?!
I... uh... have no idea.
Holy shit, it smells like something farted and died... Oh God... I can see the light!
Oh sod off. So I'm a little gaseous today.
toxic... farts... invading... brain...

 

by little_kitty
5-16-04
We wear our sunglasses at night
So we can so we can
something something soommmething
Something something!!
We really should have learned the words.
You said it.

 

by little_kitty
5-16-04
C'mere puppy! C'mon! Psspsspsspss!!
Retard.
COME HERE, PUPPY! COME ON! PSSSPSSPSSPSS!!
What the hell does he hope to accomplish?
C'MERE PUPPY... YEARGH!! STOP EATING ME! AARRGGHH!! MOM!!
Dumbass.

 

by little_kitty
5-17-04
Domo origato, Mr. Robot... o.

 

by little_kitty
5-18-04
If you yell loud enough when going through a yellow light, its almost like it didn't happen.
You think so?
Its black because there is no car and there is no traffic lights....
Crap, yellow light!!
LALALALALLAOOGABOOGLALALALALA!
Good going.

 

by little_kitty
5-19-04
Calgary kicked ass in the final game of their series.
Who told you that?
Oh, a little birdie...
You don't say...
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! I SWEAR!

 

by little_kitty
5-21-04
"You Got Served" in 3 Panels
Yo dawg. My crew could totally take yours!
Nuh unh!
You left me to get the crap beat out of me because you were screwing my sister!
Nuh unh!
I am so happy we're friends again.
Death brings people together, I guess.

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