Adventures of the Underage Bar Star (1)

Author: little_kitty

Date: February 3, 2004

by little_kitty
2-03-04
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Awesome. My fake ID finally worked! Now to score me some older booty!
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Wow... he's totally hot! If only I could get the courage to go hit on him...
David, baby! I see an empty corner over there! Let's occupy it and talk about manly things like cars and women!
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But Tony! We're gay!
Moving on...