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JENNI! Nice Grab! Sugar Tit!
Captain! Thanks for The Handcuff Fantasy!
by millergirl12, 11-15-15

 

by millergirl12
11-17-15
Spankling! Is it true that bisexuals are in fact burning the candle at both ends?They want their cake and want to eat it too.
Chuck! Bisexuality is having the best of both worlds.If my bitch is giving me bad attitude I will flip the script and call my boy toy to finish the sex scene!
That sounds like a perfect plan to keep the audience on their toes.It is a sales game.
Yes Chuck! It is the bait and switch! Only way to make it work to your advantage is to stay Swinging Single!
Perfect Chen!You got the part! You will be playing a "Star Crossed Lovers" who is Family Man!
Apparently, Charlie Sheen Is Chairman Of The Lumberjack Convention.He went to elaborate measures to find his New Leading Man!

 

by millergirl12
11-18-15
Spankling! Today Is National Slap Your Coworker Day!Ok Big Boy I am ready!
Jael, That is a lovely thought,but I already spanked the new artist formally known as Pierre. He knows how to paint Canvas!
Slap Me Silly!
Jamalia! The Peanutbutter Fudge Painting Is Marvelous Touch!There is an opening in the accounting department!
I would have baked you a cake!
Yes! and then if I ate a slice I would have you on my ass for Eternity!

 

by millergirl12
11-18-15
I am here to play my Bagpipes For The Guest Of Honor!
Gregor! I have not seen a Bourdon like that since the 87 Motorcycle Rally!
Phreaky! You really know how to fill out T-Shirt!
Jenni! You really know how to fill out Red Dress!
Who's The Gangster Man With The Articulate Arse?
Spankling! Thanks For Coming To God's Bra Party!

 
by millergirl12, 11-18-15

 

Triceratops! Do you want to try a new flavored cigar or cigarette?
Triceratops! We would be more inconspicuous if we Switched To Chewing Tobacco!
by millergirl12, 11-18-15

 
by millergirl12, 11-20-15

 

by millergirl12
11-20-15
Ezrah!What a wonderful surprise to see you here at the gallery.
Hiromi!
I was so happy to hear that you are in town to support the fight against terrorism! How on Gods Earth did you get Gary to do a still painting?
It's amazing what a man will do in the Face Of Adversity.
Saint Spigot!
Hosanna! There is a Striking Resemblance Popeye!

 

by millergirl12
11-21-15
The Conspiracy Theory is that a Parent Company is controlling the Terrorists!
My Numskull cant believe such a Bombastic Notion!
Gary! Shell Corporations are the main component to the underground economy!
Saint Spigot! I must be the loophole in The Infrastructure!
The Dummy Corporate Takeover!Terrorist Group working within another Terrorist Group!
Year 1620 "The Mayflower Compact" Was Signed!

 

Pirate!
Today 1718 Blackbeard was killed in Battle with The Royal Navy!
by millergirl12, 11-22-15

 

by millergirl12
11-22-15
Today In History Class.
What kind of loot was Blackbeard talking about?
Sugar, Cocoa,Indigo, and Cotton!
That's enough bodacious booty to get you Stateside on Merchant Ship!
That explains why Olive Oyl Loved Sailorman!
Where do you believe Blackbeard's head went after he was overthrown and captured?
To The Highest Bidder!

 

by millergirl12
11-22-15
Holly! What's for lunch?
Spinach roll up sandwiches and Water!
Is it true that the winner of a sparring match gets to wrestle the losing opponet in a private booth?
Yes! First I get them in a Headlock and then I get them in a Liplock!
Girls On Girls! In the Private Sector that's what Players call Fair Trade!

 
by millergirl12, 11-22-15

 

by millergirl12
11-22-15
Barry! My wife left me for a LesbianGayBisexualTransgender!
Really! Have you thought of having a foursome.Men love to watch woman going down on other woman!
Woman! I am surrounded by a bunch of bully dykes.I need a hard Cock!!!
Stiff Dick Coming Up!
Have you seen my husband?He is always at the bar drowning his sorrows!
Umfumdisi ! He's with me having a fruity cocktail in the cozy corner.Your welcome to join us but I have a feeling he's going to hit you with my rubber Duckie!

 

by millergirl12
11-23-15
Descolada! My husband left me for a man wielding a yellow duckie and wearing a pink shirt!
Oh Dear! Have you ever thought of putting your tongue back in your mouth?
Intimidating!
Monday Night Football!
Did you see the new "Gentlemen's Quarterly"?
Omg...So Good!

 

by millergirl12
11-23-15
Fuzzy
Priest
Today's Sermon "Fish For People" (Mk 1:17).
Simon was his birth name.Jesus Renamed Him Peter Meaning "Rock".

 

by millergirl12
11-24-15
What's Up Doc? That looks like an MK 17 Battle Rifle!
American/Belgium Armory Of The Finest Weapons.
The Artillery Command Post made a statement to the press.They said to expect your return.
Rabbit! Put down your carrot and grab your gun.
We are going to take down these terrorists with an Arsenal Of Terror!
I would like to rename the house The Belgium Waffle House.Could you please throw in a Few Extra Belgium Chocolates with Cherry On Top!

 

Music Playing..."One Bourbon,One Scotch,One Beer."
Chocolate Truffles will get you in the door, but only character will keep the door open!
Grand Mama! Try this one on for size!
by millergirl12, 11-24-15

 

by millergirl12
11-25-15
The best time to get a man to do his best animated sexual performance is right after he watches Wrestling!
Why is that?Wrestling to me seems so exaggerated and Old School!
Adrenaline is what amps men up to go the distance.The libido does not run on a time clock.Men are visual and contact sports stirs The Loins!
So that's why guys are so into wrestling because it gets the testosterone flowing and at same time they want to Fuck Wild!
Obscenity Filter Is Off.
Diablo! The Tryptophan Turkey should sedate the woman.We don't want them bothering us while We Watch Football!
Diablo! I brought the Fireball Whiskey & Tiramisu for late Night Snak!

 

by millergirl12
11-26-15
I am here to do a follow up story for The "Stonewall Riots" Fan Page!
Bobby! Last call at the local bar. I'll buy The First Round!
The Billy Club Is The Hottest Discotheque In Town!
An English "Peeler" patrolling the Streets Of New York!
Scotland Yard!
I knew my good looks and rebel spirit would get me Parliament!

 

Jimi Hendrix Expierence...
by millergirl12, 11-27-15

 

by millergirl12
11-29-15
Hippie!That was a mind altering experience.
Hippie! The sober living section of the bookstore needs a Chaperone!
Entrepreneurs!
Goal Oriented!
Sister Ann! Why are so many people addicted to opiates?
Hippie! That is because pained people love to add Insult To Injury!

 

by millergirl12
12-02-15
Ok ! so I am wearing a bikini for him and he says to me "Can I come by tonight and lick your kitty"?
That's strange seeing that you don't have any pets.
That's what I was thinking so I looked it up in the adult rated bookstore for mature audience and apparently it is an expression meaning "I am going to make you purrrrrr like a kitten"!
Meow!
Ringalingling! I am on my way...Here Kitty Kitty!
I believe it's going to be one of those Obscene Nights!

 

Article Of The Day.
I Say Tomato!
I Say Tomato!
by millergirl12, 12-02-15

 

by millergirl12
12-02-15
How to get yourself on radar in on easy step!
Blue! It appears that all files have been infiltrated by malicious spyware!
Geek! We are penpal's to a convicted felon. Courtesy Of Big Brother Supervision Security Wall.
Firewall Protection!
The letters were authenticated by a handwriting expert and are said to contain some Imfamous Real Life Characters!
Lewd!
Lacivious!

 
by millergirl12, 12-02-15

 

In The Wake Of Tragedy.
"International Day Of Disabled Persons." I wonder if there is any correlation to the Shooting Rampage That Has Crippled The Nation!
by millergirl12, 12-03-15

 

by millergirl12
12-03-15
I read today in the newspaper the Handyman's Creed. " If at first you don't succeed,use a Bigger Tool!"
Drill Instructor!

 

by millergirl12
12-04-15
Today we are broadcasting live at Robofactory. First hand account of a missing Robo who is considered at large and is said to be terrorizing our city streets!
Lady Marmalade!
Robo
Neighborhood Watch... Street Slang.
Tooms! Thanks for inviting me to the concerto opera.I am trying to understand why a man of your stature would survive an Assassination.
Robo! To insure the whole damn fleet of Renegade Robo's.It is my duty as a law abiding citizen to make sure you don't fall off a truck !

 

Tooms! I fell off the back of a lorry and that's how I aquired Bagpipes!
Gregor! We all got to start somewhere!
by millergirl12, 12-04-15

 

by millergirl12
12-04-15
Robo! This is what it feels like to be on Icloud!
Robo! It's the kind of Utopian Future where even when the fair lady is on her knees giving a blow job, she has you by the balls!
We See No Evil!
Hey! what about the ponzi scene payout?
Look on the bright side, at least we are not part of the illlegal "silk road." Online Marketplace!

 

by millergirl12
12-05-15
"Battle Of Little Bighorn"
Today in history class. We will be discussing "General Custer's Last Stand".
George Armstrong Custer was born December 5,1839
For those students who want to learn West Point.

 

by millergirl12
12-05-15
"Truth Alone Triumphs"... Tamil Nadu
Ayurveda Medicine.
Great! Just when I thought I knew it all. I am going to have to look it up on Wikipedia!

 

"What's Up Pussy Cat?"
Do you believe in Existentialism?
Believe! I go stray for one day and all of a sudden I am doing cat wheels off cloud with a Monkey.
by millergirl12, 12-05-15

 

by millergirl12
12-06-15
The morning after conception...
Skanks are people too! I am here for the free hot air balloon ride!The welfare system pays for all my expenses except for transportation.
I am here for the free helium!
Reach For The Stars.
Barter Exchange.
Keep Your Eye On The Hole!
Nine lives cost more than one!

 

All I want for Christmas SUFGANIYOT.
by millergirl12, 12-06-15

 
by millergirl12, 12-08-15

 

How did the big wigs figure Aromatherapy would snuff us out of our hiding place?
It may have been Eucalyptus Oil.Sinus Cleanse Outweighed Peppermint Stick!
by millergirl12, 12-08-15

 
by millergirl12, 12-08-15

 

by millergirl12
12-08-15
Baby!Shouldn't you be in a daycare facility or in-house?
Barry!Why would I do that when I can have the youth service board for juvenile delinquents watching my growth progress.
Oh Gosh! Words of wisdom! I was barely old enough to walk when I got my first taste of wine!
That sounds like transcending thought.Are you buying or supplying?
I am merely Meditating!
So that's how the religious justify Sainthood.

 

Strap on your saddles we are in for a ride!
To think I just wanted to use the Word Lionize In The Sentence!
by millergirl12, 12-09-15

 

Tanzania's Independence Day!
Tanzania is also known for its Landscape and Beautiful Wildlife!
by millergirl12, 12-09-15

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