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by possums
2-05-04
I give you the power to say one word.
Honk.

 

by possums
2-05-04
I give you the power to say two words.
Honk honk.

 

by possums
2-06-04
Fag!

 

by possums
2-07-04
EET LAZOR, NAZEE SCUM!!!
I SEZ I SEZ I SEZ NO! EET BOLLETS, ALION BASTORD!!!!
I IS DEAD.
DITTOHEAD.

 

by possums
2-07-04
AHHH! A donkeys trying to kill me!
Heinsvolt! I'm here to save you!
Ha ha ha ha! You fell for my joke!
Bastard kid...
To be continued...
I'm so clever...
OR [b]IS[/b] YOU?!

 

by possums
2-07-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I actually haven't done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel!
Well, what happened was....
You WHAT?!?!
I swear! I had no idea it was your wife. I'll send her back to you in one piece or so.

 

by possums
2-07-04
Oh no! A real donkey! HELP!!!
NO ONE IS HEAR YOU NOW, HEINIKEN CAT! ALL YOUR SANITY ARE BELONG TO ME!!!
Uh... you don't really look that opposing.
YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE BOOK BY AN ILLUSTRATION.
EXCEPT PLAYBOY.

 

by possums
2-07-04
So what are you going to do to me?
I IS TALK YOU TO DEATH AND CHEW YOU CORPSE.
You'll what?!
MANY A MAN HAS FALLEN VICTIM TO THE VOCAL PROWESS OF DONKEY.
Jeez. Mabye I should take the things I say more seriously.
HAS YOU EVER SEEN SE7EN?

 

by possums
2-07-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I actually haven't done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel!
Well, what happened was....
I love horses, best of all the animals.
WE MAKE WILD SEX.

 

by possums
2-08-04
I'm so glad I decided to put myself in a cartoon! This is great!
But who's gonna draw the comic now that I'm in it?
The moral of the story: NEVER LET POSSUMS DRAW YOUR COMICS.
AIEEE!!!
GOT ERASED, BITCH!

 

by possums
2-08-04
I will now sing a song.
Maestro, if you please!
HAVA! NAGILAH HAVA! NAGILAH HAVA! NAGILAH HEY MISTAL KAH!

 

by possums
2-08-04
Huh-hyuck! I'm d-composing! Hyuck!
Hay thar boinky!
Hay to you, d-dawg!
HAW!
Suk me!
Today, ur a cunt!

 

by possums
2-09-04
I'm the inflatable man!
Just blow me!
Badum-Cshhh!

 

by possums
2-09-04
You're a Nazi!
No, I'm a Not-zi.
ARRGGHGH!!!
Mwahahahahaha!

 

by possums
2-09-04
Phase One
Okay, so first I take a silly word.
Fa-¡¡GOYNG!!!
The Other Phase
Then I toss in some random people saying the word.
Hey, Mac! Fa-¡¡GOYNG!!
Weee!
Then I make a dog saying a random sentence.
My soup went to the opera.

 

by possums
2-09-04
Once I killed a guy.
So first I take the word Donkey and then add another word.
Donkey Excrement: Part One
When I feel like it, pizza is medicinal.
Then I go under "submitted" and choose "horse," even though it's a donkey. I add some perverse english as text.
IS YOU SEE THE PLAY!?
I think unorthodoxdevice is a conniseur of fine crap.
Then I follow through on the title.
I ARE TAKE A MANY DUMP.

 

by possums
2-09-04
Every dog has his banana.
First I set up the characters.
I am a blue moose!
Once I had to take a dump so I used a bong to crap in.
Then I add some plot.
Today, the moose is going to chew the beak of a crocodile.
School buses are not an elephant's toys.
When I run out of ideas, I use a cameo.
Are you bustin' my balls?

 

by possums
2-09-04
The Godfather Part Two is a master-freakin'-piece!
First I knock on his door.
Knockitty knock knock knock!
Apocalypse Now isn't too bad.
Howdy, Mr. Coppola.
Why HELLO! Aren't you that comic guy??!
Finyan's Rainbow SUCKS.
Psychic EXPLODE!!
ARGH!!!!

 

by possums
2-09-04
Somewhere in Space...
Heil Keeshan!
Vat is it, Goerring?
Those Polish Aliens are coming to get you.
I'll handle them myself.
ET BOLLETS, POLISH BASTARD!!! THE PLANET OF WARSAWITER WILL BE OURS!!!
Noooooo!

 

by possums
2-09-04
Say eet!
No!
SAY EET!!!!!
NO!!!!!
GODAMNIT SAY EET!!!!
I LOVE THE COCK!!! THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY!??!?!?

 

by possums
2-10-04
http://homestarrules.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=904683&start=0
Hi, we're Samplings of Idiocy, and if you want to see what we're talking about, please go to the url's on the yellow bars.
1, 2, 3, 4!
http://homestarrules.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=900209&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=195
MALLOWMAN IS A CUNT!!! MALLOWMAN IS A CUNT!!!!
FUCKING NAZI BASTARD!! ROT IN HELL AND DIE!!!!
http://homestarrules.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=902588&highlight=mallowman
Hi, I'm Mallowman and I hate communism and most human beings in general, but I'm patriotic, yay US! Fuck sadaam!
mallowman is a cunt. Wa-ooh! mallowman is a cunt. wa-ooh!

 

by possums
2-11-04
What's this all aboot?
I'm you.
What?
Nazi lesbian potatoes!
Oh, duh!
Bizzatch.

 

by possums
2-11-04
Oh, boy, oh boy, am I glad to be at the munitions factory!
HALT!!!
What seems to be the problem, General Consternation?
Are you a terrorist?
No, but I stole these bullets and these assault rifles.
Oh, please continue then.

 

by possums
2-11-04
Tra la la la la....
Tra la la la la....
AAAAHHH!!!! A hobo from the thirties!!
28 skidoo!

 

by possums
2-11-04
Wow, this munitions factory is BIG. I wish I had some soup.
Soup, I cannot get you. But booze, ooh baby, that's-a what I like.
One booze please!
Um... we're out of booze. I can give you some cheap de-alcoholled Miller Light!
What do you take me for, a fairy?

 

by possums
2-11-04
Oh, no, that cheap Miller Light that tasted distinctly like 1930's hobo piss is getting to me. Is there a doctor in the house?
I AM A DOCTOR, I AM, I AM!!!
Oh, can you perscribe some medicine?
No, but I can give you some wild anal sex!
What do you take me for, a... oh, we did this one allready.
Possum's joke spectrum is running thin.

 

by possums
2-11-04
There are some great people to meet here at the munitions factory!
So's ya load this gun wif some bollets and shoot the guy. I sez you saw off the top!
And all card-carrying NRA members! I'm gonna join!
You talkin' to me?
I'm joining!
Ja! Another follower of the Führer!

 

by possums
2-11-04
Miranda! I've got a bone to pick with you!
You haven't taken out the trash yet!
Could you rib me abut it later? I'm talking to Rigor from class.
Rigor Mortis?
Yep.

 

by possums
2-11-04
I IS MARK!!!
Yay!
SOMETIMES I CAN TASTE MY FINGERNAILS JUST BY SAYING, "Hi, Harry Mancini!"
Yay!
POSSUMS IS A CUNT!!!!!
Boo!

 

by possums
2-11-04
One tasty day in Manhattan...
MY NAZIS TASTE GOOD!!!!
LOLZ!! ROFL WTF LOL!!!
LOOK AT MY NIPPLE LAZERS!!! I CAN SMELL THEIR POWER!!!!
LMAO!!! ROFL LOLZ ROFL!!!
I HAS NO PEN15!!!!
ROFL LOLZ ROFL LMAO LOLS WTF?!?!?!

 

by possums
2-11-04
I'm Mexican!
True dat!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by possums
2-11-04
WE HAS SATAN AND BLACK METAL ROBITS.
GAARARARGHGHGHAARR!!!!
I LISTEN TO CRADOL OF FEELTH!!!
FAKE JESUS AND GHOSTS!!!
RAR!!! I AM REOLLY SATAN!!!!
GHORT!!! GHORT!!!!
AND CELINE DION!!!
And I know my heart will... goo ooooon!
God kill me.

 

by possums
2-12-04
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I AM A SPASM DANCER!!!
I EAT PHLEGM FOR BREAKFAST!! RARRR!!!!
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I AM A SPASM DANCER!!!23ywstrjxfhykjxfyj
I EATsryjsryjsrjysryjsr FOR BREAKFAST!! RARRR!!!!
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I AM A SPASM DANCER!!!
I EAT PHLEGM FOR sryjsryjsryjsryjsryjsryjsryj RARRR!!!!sr

 

by possums
2-12-04
Go clean your room, boy.
Yeah fuck you dad.
I'll try some reverse psychology.
.yob ,moor ruoy naelc oG
.dad uoy kcuf heaY

 

by possums
2-12-04
One Fine Day in the Bathroom....
Hey, Marion, what's taking you so long?
Uh.... Mom, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but...
My nipples exploded.
Jesus! Are you allright?
Yeah, but that idea you had about breastfeeding the alligator isn't gonna work now.

 

by possums
2-12-04
GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!
...
ALL WILL BOW BEFORE ME!
...
AHHHH!!!! MY NIPPLES ARE EXPLODING!!!!
=)

 

by possums
2-12-04
HO DE DUM.
RAR.
SHRIEK. WHO IS YOU.
I IS BE THE GHOST OF ETHAN PAST.
I DOESNT BELIEVE YOU.
HOW ABOUT THIS: I IS MANY THE HOT. WHO IS BE MY NIPPLE EXPLODER?!?!

 

by possums
2-12-04
Hi, I'm Conan O'Brian!
Please don't hurt us!
DAD! HELP!
WTF!?!
RAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU, CONAN!!!

 

by possums
2-12-04
Hi, I'm Conan O'Brian!
Please don't hurt us!
DAD! HELP!
WTF!?!
RAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU, CONAN!!!

 

by possums
2-12-04
OH MY.....GOLLY! YOU unpleasant villain!!! MOON PRETTY FLOWERS COSMIC MAGNETIC BEAUTIFUL POWER TRANSFORM!
THINGIE!!!
Why am I in your transformation scene? Oh well, I know what your true identity is! HAH!
I.... IS..... DONKEY!!!!
OH NO!!! It's the dreaded Donkey!!!!

 

by possums
2-13-04
Ouch.
I feel all fuzzy inside.
I could barely feel you!

 

by possums
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker.
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
...
SO...... YOU IS FAN OF SAID BACON?!

 

by possums
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker.
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
...
RAAR!!! TOBOR WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD CORNHOLING!!!

 

by possums
2-13-04
I'm a little bit psycho! I'm a little bit religious!
The Seven Deadly Sins are mighty fun!
I'm Brad Pitt and I curse too much!
I may not look like Morgan Freeman but I'm the only blaaaaaaack duuuude!!!!
I've got envy. You've got wrath.
You're a fucking psychopath!!!

 

by possums
2-14-04
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Clit" is Queen.

 

by possums
2-14-04
Abe Vigoda ate my grandma.
I has a fear of antelopes. Especially when they are mispelled as atnelpoes.
Never trust a goat with your crotch.
Satan is my mother.
I know how to flog a chicken.
JINGOL BELLS.

 

by possums
2-15-04
How now, brown cow?
Moo.

 

by possums
2-15-04
Excuse me, young ruffian, but do you happen to have-
Yeah fuck you old man.
Excuse me, young ruffian, but do you happen to have-
Yeah fuck you old man.
I hate kids.

 

by possums
2-15-04
Somewhere in a Nazi Chatroom....
Himmlerchick420: Lolz! Did u c that rally outside the World Trade Orginization Building?
Riefenstahl_isatraitor44: Yeah, that was awesome.
Himmlerchick420: I think resistance records is behind us on this one.
Riefenstahl_isatraitor44: Yeah, totally! You wanna date?
Himmlerchick420: Naw.
Riefenstahl_isatraitor44: Damn.

 

by possums
2-16-04
Whassa matter, boy?
I stepped on a glass and it cut into my foot! Augh!!
Mazel tov!

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