Mother/Daughter Relations

Author: possums

Date: February 12, 2004

by possums
2-12-04
One Fine Day in the Bathroom....
Hey, Marion, what's taking you so long?
Uh.... Mom, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but...
My nipples exploded.
Jesus! Are you allright?
Yeah, but that idea you had about breastfeeding the alligator isn't gonna work now.