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by ralahinn1
7-05-16
I was not sure where I was, but I felt safe
Your red shirt stopped Footsie long enough for me to attempt a spell of protection . I will get us to the next village, then I have personal business to attend to
Thanks,Merlin
At the Village
Just in time, my love, mailmans here
Are you ralahinn? Varnax sent this
Thanks

 

by ralahinn1
7-06-16
If you don't mind, time to lock and load-gotta go where you just came from...
Thanks again
After the mail man left..
He won't make it with just a gun
Maybe a god will help him
What did you get?
A letter from Varnax, he sent another red shirt

 

by ralahinn1
7-06-16
If you don't mind, time to lock and load, I have to go where you just came from..
Thanks again
After the mail man left...
He won't make it with just a gun
Maybe a god will help him
What did you get?
A letter from Varnax, he sent another red shirt

 

by ralahinn1
10-08-16
I think he's crushing on you?
Lol, like you?
My love for you is real
Thank you nameless, that's sweet
I am not joking
I know ...let's find lodging for the night

 

by ralahinn1
10-18-16
At the inn
You have a lot of nerve showing up here
<*whisper*>ral,dear, walk past him, ignore him
I'm not against smaking down your woman,nameless
who says she's with me?
that's right, everyone knows you are gay
no, you only wish I was, Demonius

 

by ralahinn1
10-18-16
Demonius walked toward me
I generally eat n00b, but I can see you need a man
excuse me
Namless stepped between us
But it's true, nameless, she needs a man, unless she's into kids...
Leave her alone, Demonius
You Azz
Not again...

 

by ralahinn1
10-18-16
Demonius said "Come here, baby, there's room, let's make a sandwich"
You four-eyed freak
Nah, Im good
We were drawing a crowd
Shaddup,you wear glasses too
Woohoo, beat him up, D
Which began to wander off, as a mod came up
Nah, having fun
Demonius Rheap, more like Demonius Creep, causing trouble again?

 

by ralahinn1
10-26-16
The mod said"what shall we do with you"?
Seriously? Most people love me in the game, n00bs seek me out to get cred,and girls want me
So you think. Personally, I don't think anyone over 25 should still be playing
Meh, you won't do a thing...I own a prime account, and all current dlc. The company wouldn't want bad press in my blog
You may be right, but tone it down a little , no need to go over the top and offend other players
Did he offend you, ralahinn?
No, I have seen his kind in games before. I don't want to file a report

 

by ralahinn1
10-26-16
Nameless walked up
Well, he offended me...
So, you filing a report? We still have to discuss your part in this...
I'm cool
Ok,then, I will let you go with a warning,Nameless, and Rheap, you are being fined 5000 gold for being a royal pain.
Now, on to other things
See you later, 5000 gold . Wow, guess no virtual grog for me today, going to a bar.

 

by ralahinn1
10-26-16
And now a Halloween message from IMG
Happy Halloween^vv^
Yeah...I'm here for community service and volunteer credit at my school
When egging a house, take a fat kid along,so you can trip them when you run away
Ai yi yi
More points if it's a fat girl with a crush on you. When she gets caught, she won't say a thing.

 

by ralahinn1
11-08-16
So,Bobby, it's Election day in America, any thoughts?
If I was old enough to vote, it wouldn't be for the wicked witch of the west
Racist

 

by ralahinn1
11-09-16
So,Bobby, now that Trump is the president elect, should Iran get a nuclear deal ?
Sure, the planes should fly over Iran and give them lots of bombs, make a parking lot.
racist

 

by ralahinn1
11-09-16
Now a question for you ralahinn1, do you think all those people who say they will leave the US if Trump won will?
Let's hope so,Bobby, let's hope so
Elsewhere...
Quick, start packing, take everything not tied down
Already working on it...so which of our friends are we going to move in with?
Your brother says he wants to move in with us
Oh Hell No

 

by ralahinn1
11-09-16
At a local airport
Dude,you going to Canada too?
Sure am, hows a man suppose to do bidness here now...
In the office of the Canadian Prime minister...
Quick, we got to seal our boarders a bunch of illegals are coming
Eh? Maybe we should think of building a wall?
On the other hand, they may bring weed and beer, eh?
racist

 

by ralahinn1
11-09-16
Back to the show...
So, word around here is that you are over 21, feel like travel with another adult?
I'm good, thanks
Hey!
That's cool, if you get tired of babysitting, let me know
Just know we may be enemies when next we meet
I understand

 

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11-09-16

 

by ralahinn1
11-09-16
And now a word from IMG
Oh what the hell... People said Trump would win, only if I flew...
I'm not flying, but if you said you would leave the US if Trump won, I will help you pack.
A few weeks later...
Don't the air seem sweeter now, and the world a better place?
Frankly, I'm bored...

 

by ralahinn1
11-09-16
Demonius left
I guess we wait for an update from Merlin
k, brb
A short time later...
I never expected to be on this quest so long, it's been fun though
I hope to finish it, and start the main quests
I hope you let me travel with you
I'd be honored Nameless

 

by ralahinn1
11-10-16
So, what can you tell me about that demon guy?
He's bad news, stay away from him
You got to ask yourself, with all the new games out there, with better graphics and the chance to play with adults, why is he here?
I'm an adult, I'm disabled, but I just like gaming
It's because the loser is either disabled, or he just likes beating up on kids and taking their stuff

 

by ralahinn1
11-10-16
This isn't about you, dear ralahinn, he's an azz
I'm just friends with him, because sometimes you need an ally that strong
I'm not interested
Don't go thinking he might "like" you though...he's an azz

 

by ralahinn1
11-10-16
Somewhere
Sure
It's been very informative . I would like to stop by your house later to discuss a few things
Later that night...
I wish my bed didn't make so much noise...
Some how, I knew we'd end up here...
Somewhere
*chuckle* that I liked
I "made a lot of noise" too

 

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11-10-16

 

by ralahinn1
11-10-16
Sure
Ready to go another round?
Back to the quest
And now, I shall examine your quest items
Say what?
You didn't think I was hosting this quest for free did you?
Fine, but we haven't completed the cervesa quest yet...

 

by ralahinn1
11-10-16
Pick out something good for me this time too
Nope
I'll tell mom you are being mean to me
Fine, do that, but she will be more mad at you after she spent all the money for in game items
I'm gonna ask dad to make me a wizard then, and travel with D
-and you get us perma- banned for violating TOS

 

by ralahinn1
11-10-16
You azz! I won't forget this
Go ahead, and I will tell dad how old D is
Now to business
I don't see why we have to pay you now
Now, later, it should not matter
My thought exactly

 

by ralahinn1
11-10-16
Dumazz Bobby don't know that, do you want me to gift him something?
There is no rule in tos that says you can't gift an item taken from another player
Good, he's got to earn his own stuff
No, I'm cool
No,let me look, and I will only take one item from each of you now
We are in arcade, let's play for your right to take items now

 

by ralahinn1
11-10-16
What has gone before,more or less...
I am ralahinn1, and a few years ago, I stumbled upon an older rpg made by an independent developer
I was getting tired of the standard rpgs put out by the big companies and thought it would be fun to try something different
Little did I know, that the company that put out the game had stories as rich and as involved as anything they marketed
Seriosly, why bore people with this crap? Lets play already! No one cares...

 

by ralahinn1
11-12-16
Somewhere
food?
Well, she's finally asleep...I can't sleep, my minds racing.
eat now?
She's probably got a plane out tomorrow - does she have sex and suddenly fly off when she visits other offices?
out?
I am calmer now, going back to bed...you are good to talk to, you understand me.

 

by ralahinn1
11-13-16
I don't do this with everyone
Huh, you heard me?
No...did you say something? I'm leaving tomorrow, and I wanted to remember you
Here we go...
Come with me
I'm honored you ask, but I have responsibility here

 

by ralahinn1
11-14-16
I understand. Keep your schedule open, I might pop in from time to time
Guess I will need a new bed*chuckle*
No, I like this bed, so comfortable. I will miss it...and you.
Yoshi?
Shhh,not now...we will have time for breakfast, too. I told Mr.Washington I needed you off today for personal business
Another round?

 

by ralahinn1
11-14-16
Later in the day...
Well,she's gone. Wonder if anything else interesting will happen in my life.
food?
There was a knock at the door
Coming
...Gary...
Big brother, I lost my place to live. Mom's holding my things a few days, but dad says I can't stay there...

 

by ralahinn1
11-15-16
Back in the game
We are finally at the castle. Stay on guard, though nothing else is suppose to happen
We are here to see the king
Welcome seekers
Aye
Follow

 

by ralahinn1
11-15-16
I have him
<*whisper*>ral dear, do you still have the redshirt, or did Merlin take it?
k
<*whisper*>get ready to use him, something isn't right
hmmm
Why would the king use a dark elf as his chamberlain?

 

by ralahinn1
11-16-16
You are not the true king!
Welcome,the end of your quest is nigh
ral, now!
How did you guess?
not again!
Noooo, not a redshirt!So close!

 

by ralahinn1
11-16-16
We some how made it back to the inn
Unforeseen
Damn, Merlin, you could have warned us...
I wasn't told the forces of evil kidnapped the king
Why did we have to give up items, if you could not help us?
We some how made it back to the inn
Apparently
Oh man, do we have to rescue him now?

 

by ralahinn1
11-19-16
A pre-Thanksgiving message from IMG...
This feels so strange...
Yes, why were we called to be in a Thanksgiving strip?
Doesn't Bobby usually end up in these things?
Maybe they want the animals to have a voice this year^_^
Come here, I wanna make a sandwich
Get them D... Happy Thanksgiving

 

by ralahinn1
11-19-16
Yep, I am Navajo, and recently, some groups have tried to make Thanksgiving political , but it is really about giving thanks
...and sharing time with family and friends
Cherish these things
My, Bobby, you have really grown into a handsome young man
I love you, granny
A pre-Thanksgiving message from IMG...part 2
Hi,ralahinn1 here. I want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving in the US-and a belated one to Canada.
Wait,I thought you were "Native American"-aren't you suppose to hate Thanksgiving?

 

Wow, last comic, the 3rd panel was suppose to be first...
Yep, no idea what happened , did the internet fart?
by ralahinn1, 11-19-16

 

Hiding until after New years
Seriously, what are you doing Thanksgiving?
by ralahinn1, 11-20-16

 

by ralahinn1
11-21-16
As you know, the Cervesa quest is normally linear. It is to introduce players to the dynamics of the game
Yep
However, this time, with the attempted hack, it looks like some groups have decided to take the n00b quest over, and run it their way
What can we do to finish?
Like it or not, we should see what Demonius knows
Oh hell no

 

by ralahinn1
11-21-16
Another seeks Demonius too-
Demonius-I should have thought of him before. If anyone could stop the game, it could be him
I wonder what I can say to get him to assist me though?
I wish Bobby were older, and had the skills I need...

 

O_O Don't judge me...it's a little early...too easy,lol
Just a little pussy, for Christmas
Faaaabuulous
by ralahinn1, 11-21-16

 

At the office...
Guess who got a little pussy for Christmas?
mmmhmm, now how does dat happen?
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by ralahinn1
11-21-16
Bobby, where is Demonius?
Oh,so you need my help now?
Actually, we need Demonius's help
What do I get?
I would think that would be between you and D- what do you think would happen, if he learned I wanted to talk to him, but you wouldn't tell me his location
Ok-ok already, I'll go get him. Geeeze

 

by ralahinn1
11-21-16
Well,ral, we can either wait here, and listen to Merlin and Demonius talk, or do something else, and wait for Merlin's report
We can stay
Are you sure? Demonius can be nasty
I can fend for myself
It's not because you are interested in him, is it?
Nameless-I am shocked you would think that!

 

by ralahinn1
11-21-16
There was a commotion in the inn
Bahahaha, I'm here, let's go to the bar
Oh, Demonius
Hey,babe, come along, I need company
Ignore him
grrrrr

 

by ralahinn1
11-21-16
Well, you do know you can stay here at least for the holidays
Thanks, Bro
But, there will be rules. First time something comes up missing,even a beer, out you go
I understand
No weed, no strangers, no sitting around gaming all day
Yes sir

 

by ralahinn1
11-22-16
When I say"no strangers ",that meens women too
Yes, I know
What happened where you were living?
ICE picked up Pablo, everyone had to go
I can't afford trouble
I understand

 

by ralahinn1
11-22-16
Sammy, here boy, didn't forget you
Food?
Here, Sam
<3
Good
Don't worry, it's a toy, not a real bone, and not from China

 

by ralahinn1
11-22-16
Why won't dad let you crash there a while?
Don't know, he wouldn't even let me talk about it. Mom let me put my things in the garage though. I never did have much.
Well, I'll order some wings and pizza, and give you a few pillows and a blanket for the sofa. I'll call Dad tomorrow
Thanks, I don't mean to be trouble
No trouble,grab a beer
Thanks,Bro

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