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by redkoolaid
4-13-03
Im not the one with the problem, ASSHOLE!
Why are you in my house with no pants?!?
What the fucks it to ya?
Uhhh, its just kind of creepy, thats all.
Garrett goes a little too far...
Try to fucking take my baby again and I'll fucking show you what creepy is!!

 

by redkoolaid
4-16-03
Jesus Christ!!! Now thats one huge bitch!!!
Imediately following that last statement...
Tyler, I'd appreciate it if you did not use my name in vien.
'Fucks it to ya?
So yeah, that probably wasnt the best thing to say...

 

by redkoolaid
4-17-03
So yeah, I went to see that girl again.
Damn, thats tight.
Thats not the only thing that was tight!!!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
WOOOOOO!!!!!!!
youre gay.

 

by redkoolaid
4-17-03
I hate it how everyone thinks im such a mean guy... i mean, sometimes i just feel like crying.
Satan, what the hell are you talking about?
You know, just everyone here thinks i have no feelings... but i do, i love flowers and clouds, and things like that.
.......
I mean, i just want somebody to hold and somebody to tell me that they love me... i think im gonna cry :(
Good God man, get a hold of yourself!!!

 

by redkoolaid
4-24-03
Yeah, back during my time I was a pretty badass football player myself....
Oh I bet you were. I bet you were pretty handsome back then.
Why thank you. Say, do you wanna go grab some food or something?
I'd love to. You're such a sweetheart sometimes.
Hahaha I'm so in!

 

by redkoolaid
4-24-03
Hey baby, how you doin?
Is this guy for real?
So, yeah... what do you say we go grab something to munch on?
Um, no... come to think of it, I always thought you were gay.
See, youre problem is that you have no game!
Oh please, like your 'football' stories always work.

 

by redkoolaid
4-26-03
Damn, this garden just never seems to grow no matter how many times i replant the seeds...
Geez man, youre doing it all wrong. You have to make sure you turn the soil over first.
What the fuck did you just say to me?!?
um, Quack.
Youre goddamn right, quack. Stupid birds.
I know my shit, nigga.

 

by redkoolaid
4-26-03
We are almost complete.
These humans wont have a chance, theyll never even see it coming.
Almost ready, Commander?
Yes Lord, the Legion is ready. We move out on your order. Filthy humans shall feel our wrath!
How are the troops?
Excellent, Sire. The humans die at dawn.

 

by redkoolaid
5-05-03
So, Tyler, are you still seeing that one girl?
Naw, I've moved on baby!
Youre such a man whore, i love it!!!
Thats not the only thing you love!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
hahaha, yeah now who's gay?!

 

by redkoolaid
5-25-03
What have I done to deserve such filth?!?
What?!? What are you talking about?
You invite me over for a PB & J and you insult me with JIF peanut butter?
Um... Choosey moms choose JIF?
Well you're mom's a fucking asshole, period.

 

by redkoolaid
7-17-03
Hey man, its been a while since ive talked to you. What have you been up to?
Not a whole lot. Just binge drinking and doing a lot of drugs.
Oh, so then youre doing good?
Never been better!
It's kind of cold out... dont you wanna go inside and put some pants on?
Pants are for pussies, period.

 

by redkoolaid
7-17-03
Welcome to Fast Burger, how can I help you?
Um, yes. I'll have the BBQ Ribs and a side of Coleslaw... and dont you forget my Cornbread!
I'm sorry sir, but we dont sell BBQ Ribs.
What kind of fast food establishment doesn't sell BBQ Ribs and Cornbread!
Um, pretty much all of them.
It's cause I'm black isnt it?

 

by redkoolaid
7-17-03
I don't know how you do it!
Do what, L?
How you act like you're tough shit in every comic. Definitely not an emo fag.
Hey! I'm more emo than you think, Mother Fucker!
Wanna see me cry?

 

by redkoolaid
7-17-03
Don't be such a slut.
Seriously.
WHORE!

 

by redkoolaid
7-17-03
Hey, JC. I got your message, what was it that you wanted?
Well, I was just hoping that you could cut back on you using my name in vein. You know better than that.
I know, I know. I will definitely try to cut back. But since I'm doing this for you, there is actually something you could do for me in return.
What the Hell does this look like? This aint no Lets Make A Deal, sucka! Either you cut back or you can burn for Eternity. Kapieche?
Gotcha.
Now go get me a sammich, bitch.

 

by redkoolaid
7-17-03
Well I'm a packing up my game and I'm a head out West......
... where real women call me Quip with scripts and fake breasts...
...'cause I wanna be a cowboy, baby.
Fag!

 

by redkoolaid
7-17-03
Lary...
... go to bed.
It's 4:15am and you have to work at noon.
You're such an jackass.

 

by redkoolaid
7-21-03
Welcome to Fast Burger, how can I help you?
Yes, I'll take a Fast Burger with everything on it and a Fast Shake to go.
I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave... No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.
Do you know who I am? Cant you just let me slide? just this one time?
I'm sorry, but if you don't leave I'll have to strip you down and crusify you... oh wait...
NOT funny!

 

by redkoolaid
7-21-03
I'm sorry sir, but do you have a permit for that weapon?
Um, no...
Well, Mr. Reaper thinks he's too good to carry a permit, eh? Well, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to write you a ticket for this.
You know if you write me a ticket I'm going to kill you, right?
Few seconds later...
Hahaha, nice move you jackass!
I'm sorry sir, but do you have a permit for that weapon?

 

by redkoolaid
7-21-03
I like America so much better than my Homeland.
At least here I dont have to piss on myself to keep warm.
Man, my ancestors are nothing but trash and I wish I wasnt so dirty all the time.
Seriously though, I've been wearing the same towel for years.
The only foods we have back home are stones, tree bark and the occasional wild animal that roames through my cave.
Lary, seriously... you need to chill the fuck out!

 

by redkoolaid
7-21-03
The past few strips have been quite offensive to some...
... thats right, and Lary and I would just like to make a few comments about them.
You should all know that nothing is meant to be taken seriously. We are not racist but we just find the humor in it...
... we aren't saying that being racist is funny, but we are just laughing at how stupid it is... its all for shock value and to create a little controversy in this boring world that we live in.
Thanks JC, I'm glad we got to clear all of this up.
Yeah, me too... I just hope we fooled them.

 

by redkoolaid
7-21-03
Just because I can...
Lary, in order to spice up these comics I'm giving you the power to hear peoples thoughts...
Dude, you are never going to believe this.
Damn, he's so dreamy!
Uh...
That ass could melt my heart!

 

by redkoolaid
7-22-03
This is comic #123. So you'd better make a wish...
But don't tell me what it is or else it won't come true.
This is the last time I'm letting a fucking Hippie in one of my comics. What a fag.
I hate those fucking Hippies.

 

by redkoolaid
7-22-03
So, where did you want to go tonight?
U--m.... I dont know... It doesn't matter to me...
Theres gotta be somewhere that you'd prefer to go over somewhere else... what kind of food are you in the mood for?
I----- don't know... whatever you want is fine with me...
Woman! If you dont make up your mind then I'm taking us to McDonalds all dressed up on our big date tonight!
But why cant you just tell me what I'm in the mood for?...

 

by redkoolaid
7-27-03
Welcome to Digital Burger, how can I help you?
I'll have two bulbs and an electrical chord to go.
You got it! That'll be two power cells and three batteries...
Have a nice day, sir.
Thanks, you too.

 

by redkoolaid
7-27-03
Damn, baby. You got game!
Excuse me?!?
You heard me. What do you say we go back to my place and get it on?
I'm sorry, sir. But I will not be treated like an object!!!
Fucking prude!

 

by redkoolaid
8-10-03
I'm bored as hell, none of my friends are home and rach is at some club with her friends.
That sucks, Lary. You know guys are gonna be all over her hot body. I know I would be!
Yeah dude, clubs are for sluts and horny men.
Wait a second here... let's back this truck up. I happen to enjoy going clubbing.
My point exactly!
bitch.

 

by redkoolaid
8-10-03
I love fishies cause their so delicious... Gotta go fishing!
...
I love fishies cause their so delicious... Gotta go fishing!
...
Man, I could sing that all day!
Yeah, me too, fag.

 

by redkoolaid
8-13-03
Hahaha look at that fucking Deigo over there!
Dude, for real. Why the hateful racial slurs?
But look at him... He's acting all Deigo-ish...
Dude, dont be gay.
Hahaha
What?

 

by redkoolaid
8-17-03
Hey man, you're girlfriend is doggin' ya in her comics, dude.
Yeah I know, man. I dont know whats up cause she knows she hasnt had anything as good as me!!
Oh man, YOU KNOW IT!
hahahah wooooooooo!!!!!!!
No, but seriously... you having problems in the sac?
What?!?

 

by redkoolaid
8-17-03
You know who I hate??!
It's those goddamn Christians! Goddamn good for nothing Christians!
... ... ...
So like I was saying... those fucking Christians! Hey, did you close a window? It got mighty hot in here.

 

by redkoolaid
10-04-03
Hey, Tyler. Could you turn that TV off for me?
What are you? Some kind of fucking cripple?
!?!?!? Fine, I'll do it myself!
You're god damn right you will!
C'mon guys... you know its funny!

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