#120: Send in the hate mail!

Author: redkoolaid

Date: July 21, 2003

by redkoolaid
7-21-03
I like America so much better than my Homeland.
At least here I dont have to piss on myself to keep warm.
Man, my ancestors are nothing but trash and I wish I wasnt so dirty all the time.
Seriously though, I've been wearing the same towel for years.
The only foods we have back home are stones, tree bark and the occasional wild animal that roames through my cave.
Lary, seriously... you need to chill the fuck out!