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by skyasaurus
10-14-14
KATRINA SPOTS A YUNG TENTACLE!
ITS LITERALLY LIKE A THIRD LEG HOLY FUCKING SHIT
yea lets go back to my place

 

by skyasaurus
10-14-14

 

by skyasaurus
10-14-14
mry krizmz
what u got 4 me
d**k in a bx

 

by skyasaurus
10-14-14
ooooohhhhhmygodddd i looooove ur costume!!!!
i love it love it looooVE it!!
wait its not appropriating any cultures tho right? btw i mean yogurt cultures. intersectionality transnational femenismisma melisma microondas

 

by skyasaurus
10-15-14
noc noc
dios mio

 

by skyasaurus
10-21-14
i am your thoughts!!!
i consist entirely of anxieties!!!!
you should be concerned about this!!!!
literally stop

 

by skyasaurus
10-21-14
he he he he
hmmmm
aaaah! he he he

 

by skyasaurus
10-21-14
SO
ALMOST
SEAPUNK!
4th grade u is better at creating than 14th grade u have fun askool!

 

by skyasaurus
10-21-14
LISTENHERE,BUDDY
I AM HORNGRY!

 

by skyasaurus
10-21-14
in my mind
avant garde but more self-shamefully
not democracy not capitalism not really anything no no no

 

by skyasaurus
10-21-14
maybe i should persue my individual goals!
if i dont look at social issues they will go away eventually all on their own! nobody's ever been oppressed everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yay

 

by skyasaurus
10-21-14
and that's how students are made!
any questions?
yeah this sucks does it really have to be this way?
stop thinking
presidential tint. michelle obama

 

by skyasaurus
10-22-14
lets be friends again!
i
we can talk as if nothing bad ever happened and that sexuality is not complicated whatsoever!
think i
did i mention i've missed you?
need another vicodin

 

by skyasaurus
10-24-14
SEAPUNK! I BEEN GOT NONE A THIS WORK DID!
the internet IS a vast wonderland...
STRAIGHT CHILLIN
YUH
MAAAAD CHILLIN
and u aint even on no vicodin! chea

 

by skyasaurus
10-28-14
i AM DOG
but the law has looketh away from my suffering!
TRU BUT LIKE IM CHILLIN
do you not even care??
CAR
students rebel!

 

by skyasaurus
10-28-14
WELCOME TO AMERICA BRO
LAND OF SMILES
OH BTW THIS BENCH IS FOR STRAIGHT WHITE CISGENDER PEOPLE BUT ALSO AT THE SAME TIME I TOTES WATCHED THIS HOMOPHOBIC ASSWIPE GET HIS ASS BEAT AT DALLAS AIRPORT AND I WAS LIKE CHEA
WOOOORLD-STAR WOOOORLD-STAR

 

by skyasaurus
11-04-14
tru
feminism!
feminism too!
tru
equal rights and no bullshit!
yea i'm like so frickin' down with that!
TRU THO
joni ernst!
SO NOT DOWN

 

by skyasaurus
11-08-14
merpy achristmas!
so like, lemme chop off my leg a
thrilling
i think ur not thinking of it like correctly or something
narration
not think
do *me* (en alosha voz)

 

by skyasaurus
11-13-14
HOW DO FIX
FIX THE CAMPUS
ITS A LOOOOOOON G ROAD
everybody leaves me! *cries*
really?

 

by skyasaurus
11-14-14
i am going to be come a seapunk master!
all in the art world will respect me!
AND i voted for joni ernst! she's hot

 

by skyasaurus
11-21-14
I DONT KNOW
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS KEEP SETTING
and how!
ARBITRARY BENCHMARKS

 

by skyasaurus
11-21-14
now, little asian girl, how may we appeal to your demographic?
little asian girl?
what's wrong, don't you like capitalism? i benefit greatly from it!

 

by skyasaurus
11-21-14
chea!

 

by skyasaurus
11-21-14
eyyyessss??
no?
yeessssss
...nah bruh
yessssssssssss

 

by skyasaurus
11-21-14
over there is the mushroom kingdom which is full of happiness and rich emotion!
uyea i see it
and over here is the plains of nor, where no emotions ever occur!
huh
yeah both of those sound pretty terrible actually, do you have more benzos? im kind of freaking out

 

by skyasaurus
11-23-14
*le sigh*
its so beautiful!
it looks JUST like the render!!

 

by skyasaurus
11-29-14
Listening to Tinashe
if i keep him beggin for the freak inside me
when he needs me bad he ask me where it's hidin
i'm a tease like "baby i forget remind me" ohh
damn tinashe that's some real good shit

 

by skyasaurus
11-29-14
OW
FUCK
MORE LUBE DUDE MORE LUBE

 

by skyasaurus
11-29-14
excuse me young man
could you tell me where all the good memes went?
nej

 

by skyasaurus
11-29-14
SCREEEEEEE
ttwit twit!
idgaf tbh
this isOBVIOUSLY a no bat ZONE

 

by skyasaurus
12-01-14
i'm white and i don't care about race!
i'm middle class and poor people are lazy or something!
i'm american and the world is stable! nobody is suffering. except me. i pay taxes. i also drive on roads. millenials r the worst! or whatever
you're gone and i gotta stay high...

 

by skyasaurus
12-07-14
hell week really gets to your brain
make sure to...uh, make sure to...um...
fuck it, every man for himself, god help us all, may the odds be ever in your favor

 

by skyasaurus
12-27-14
i am become famous!
soooo...i see u r become famous?
frick yea
if that is so, then y r u solely a figment of my imagination?
rude
almost tapped out when he started swimmin

 

by skyasaurus
12-29-14
I AM A CREATIVE INDIVIDUALLLL
become adult! i command u
LITERALLY THAT SOUNDS SO SHITTY WHY U NO WANT 2 CHANGE THINGS?
i prefer to read about cool people in textbooks, not meet them in person
WHY NOT BECOME ONE? AM CONFUSE
get back to ur homework

 

by skyasaurus
1-20-15
ooooooooooo you have ordered a burgerrr!!!
right
THIS WEED SMELLS SO GOOD
t minus 12 yrs till the socialist revolution im callin it right freakin now

 

by skyasaurus
1-20-15
sir you cannot do that
CHANGE AMERICA CHANGE THE WORLD!
nope sorry not
lol u saying that is all part of my cunning plan!
sir
HYPOMANIAAAAA

 

by skyasaurus
2-04-15
SKY THE DOG
KHONSU
I RUN THIS FUCKIN BITCH TOUCH IT
i might just feel bad for a while, dont mind me
ALONE AND MANIC
alone with others. alone with the self.

 

by skyasaurus
2-04-15
u have never needed
nobody
never

 

by skyasaurus
2-04-15
whats the dealio
yo bruh, if you've never done psychadelics, they're uhhh, well they're uhhh...
they're what?
amazing. literally the best. holy fuck wow.

 

by skyasaurus
2-27-15
yes i will get to le sex tonight!
yes i will get to le sex tonight!
yes i will giet to ley sxe toasngi!
ya seti wi gat sexie tongihache!
arbatrias getl sexya tongha la!
bidanlouga arou aske tongya sex m

 

by skyasaurus
4-04-15
mychild!
yo i dont answer NOBODYS CALLS
but i must know where u are!!
ok phones didn't exist yung children been leavin home to whoop ass since Mesopotamia started stunting
but if u exit my control radius, who will i yell at? i love you!
bro

 

by skyasaurus
6-16-15
and the indominus sapiens
aqui existence
the lights flash
"i forgot my med today i think"
yoloth
tru dat

 

by skyasaurus
6-24-15
begin narration!
let us converse
shall we begin?
begin narration!
let us converse
shall we begin?
it's a straaaaaange situation!
let us converse
shall we begin?

 

by skyasaurus
6-25-15
i love america because everybody has equal opportunity!
but i love my history too!
i love the confederacy because people had unequal opportunity! lol

 

by skyasaurus
7-18-15
arrr i am christmas dracula!
i am a goat
dont read the comments section!
my happiness does not depend upon the gifts of others
oh?
it depends upon me taking advantage of the situation and biting their necks, draining them of blood and condemning them to the same cruel fate as i! muahahahaha
ok that's kinda fucked up dude but also like i guess you seem to have your shit together more than me so like maybe that's the strategy i should be adopting? fuck being alive yo

 

by skyasaurus
7-18-15
Jeb arrives 3 min late to work
hi boss
you are late again today!
Jeb has a different set of values than his elder employer, who benefits from his work!
yes, i am perpetually 5 minutes late to work, and stay 15 minutes late everyday, because the quality of my work is more valuable than my ability to adhere to an arbitrarily determined schedule
well, uh, you're fired!
and how!
im post this
well dont post about it on fb, which might hurt your chances at getting a similarly depressing job, which is the most plausible way to survive america's rising income inequality!

 

by skyasaurus
9-01-15
i
will produce
th e lif eofm am mal s!
A SUBSTITUTE!!!!
*muahahaha*

 

by skyasaurus
10-04-15
I WAS NAKED TONIGHT!
BRO!
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU CHOSE TO REINFORCE TRADITIONAL STRUCTURES OF SOCIETY AND STUFF!
I AM NAMKING THIS COMIC WHILE I AM VERY DRUNK

 

by skyasaurus
11-15-15
oh wow
if only i could breathe. if only i could make you see. if only we could be.
oh wow
guiltless pain
radiates outwards, undoing the work of countless massages
oh wow
why are we
so traumatized by people in our world? i want to lay down and cry with you forever

 

by skyasaurus
11-23-15
you are cool!
thanks. i needed that.
why aren't you more sincere?
spite i guess
i'm smiling
i'm joker smiling

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