FUCK FRIENDS BOTH FAKE AND FOR REAL

Author: skyasaurus

Date: July 18, 2015

by skyasaurus
7-18-15
arrr i am christmas dracula!
i am a goat
dont read the comments section!
my happiness does not depend upon the gifts of others
oh?
it depends upon me taking advantage of the situation and biting their necks, draining them of blood and condemning them to the same cruel fate as i! muahahahaha
ok that's kinda fucked up dude but also like i guess you seem to have your shit together more than me so like maybe that's the strategy i should be adopting? fuck being alive yo