All comics by umfumdisi

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by umfumdisi
6-06-03
...and then SuperKitty ran into the cockpit, grabbed the controls, and landed the plane on I-81!
super
But an 18-wheeler was about to hit the plane, so SuperKitty jumped in front of the truck and stopped it with her telekinetic powers!
awesome
But that's not all--can you guess SuperKitty's ultimate superpower?
sure, avoiding CATatrosphe!

 

by umfumdisi
6-07-03
Wow, this is great. I have three websites visited by millions of people...
And I stink of money because I bathe in c-notes everday...
Still, I must publish one more site to completely take over teh Internet. It'll have to be porn, of course...
Welcum to www.defaultasians.com!

 

by umfumdisi
6-16-03
So here's the plan, man...
...you take the Golden An; you walk down to the tan van; you give the Golden An to Big Evil Dan...
...you got the plan, Stan?
I'm on that like Hillary on Bush!

 

by umfumdisi
6-16-03
Nice day.
Yeah.
Too bad you're adopted.
*sniffle, snirk, cry* Why are you so mean to me? *cry*
To make stuff grow--duh.
So, I'm NOT adopted?

 

by umfumdisi
6-18-03
The Funeral...
Lorem ipsum dolor fasem...Amen.
The Death...
Oh goodness, my grandson must have left his Internet-thingy on. Is that some sort of comic strip? ACK! *she dies*
The Cause...
Comic #151956
Wow, looks like her brain blasted right out the top of her head. Poor thing.

 

by umfumdisi
6-19-03
Damn--should have gotten here earlier.

 

by umfumdisi
6-20-03
Inside Music Barn..
Here's your $20 back, sir.
Yeah, thanks for nothin'.
Outside Music Barn...
Naw, shorty, this is the line to RETURN "St. Anger."

 

by umfumdisi
7-01-03
Well, I better get to work, Hunny-Bunny. Somebody around here has to make some money.
suit yerself, kid
I assume you can find some lunch at MacGregor's place?
sure thing, babe, have fun at work
Damn, I didn't think she was EVER gonna leave.
put the money on the dresser, shut up, and strip

 

by umfumdisi
7-07-03
Meanwhile...at oral fixation canyon...
...you know, and i'd feel naked without this banana...
you ARE naked
so anyways, i saw your wife at "work"
bitch better have my money
turns out she just goes to Shakeburger and waits on her order all day
what ! ? ! ? !

 

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7-08-03

 

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7-08-03

 

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7-08-03

 

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7-09-03

 

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7-09-03

 

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7-09-03

 

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7-09-03

 

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7-09-03

 

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7-10-03

 

by umfumdisi
7-10-03
Loosely based on the story about the guy who woke up 19 years after going into a coma...
Esmerelda? I can't believe you stayed married to me through my 19 years in a coma!
Well, somebody had to take cash those disability checks! Do you remember our baby? She was two months old when you crashed your car. Honey, this is Electra.
Whoa. I thought WHAM! killed punk.
So they say yer like my dad and stuff.... Hey.
Later...watching VH1's "I Love The 80s"
Phew. At least Ronald Reagan is still President.
"I'd like to announce that we've outlawed Russia...the bombing begins in five minutes."

 

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7-10-03

 

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7-11-03

 

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7-11-03

 

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7-11-03

 

by umfumdisi
7-11-03
Hello, Knoxville, are you ready to rock? Then make some noise for KING'S X!
*scattered applause*
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh-ohhhhh-oh, I'm a cornhole, I'm a cornhole man.

 

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7-11-03

 

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7-12-03

 

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7-12-03

 

by umfumdisi
7-13-03
The Scene: The Australian Outback. Yosemite Sam has chased Bugs Bunny all over the world. Bugs tries to hide among the millions of rabbits. Unfortunately, Yosemite buys an Acme costume and finds Bugs.
Stick 'em up, rabbit. I'm no kangaroo, I'm Yosemite Sam, the roughest, toughtest, meanest, and orneriest outlaw west of the Sydney Opera House. Now don't say a word or I'll blow ya ta smithereenies!
Not another word? N'yah, not a problem, doc. When somebody tells me to shut up, I'm not one to keep talkin'--not me, no sir-ree--I just shut my mouth right up and don't say no thing to no body no how.
The Scene: North Dakota in winter. Two criminal allies form an uneasy partnership so they can kidnap a businessman's wife and extort money from the man's father-in-law. The criminals don't get along.
Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores...Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores...
So that's the way it's gonna be? Not gonna say anything? The silent treatment, eh? Well, two can play that game! Let's just see how much YOU like it. Total fuckin' silence, my friend, total silence...
The Scene: Washington, DC. President Bill Clinton with family in tow appears on televsion to assuage the fears of a nation and reveal just what transpired between himself and a White House intern.
I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman--Miss Lewinsky. I did not give her a Whitman's sampler. Nor did I tell her to open it and take out the little chocolate man and rub him on her crotch.

 

by umfumdisi
7-14-03
Regarding Stripcreator: "You people are nuts. I quit."--Brad
!?!
Oh well--back to masturbation!

 

by umfumdisi
7-15-03
Wow, that cloud looks like my favorite buttplug!
Cirrus-ly, that cloud reminds me of explorer Christopher Cumulus.
I miss Tobor...

 

by umfumdisi
7-15-03
Scene: 5 Take: 46
HERE'S YOUR BICYCLE, ARNOLD. THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING I NEED FROM YOU...
What is it?
RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Whatcoo talkin' 'bout, Tobor?
CUT!
This isn't working out, Tobor. We're going with Gordon Jump.

 

by umfumdisi
7-20-03
geeks, nerds,
and hackers
sucky, sucky,
five dollah
we love you
long time

 

by umfumdisi
7-23-03
Night One
Night Two
Night Three
Are you about done?
No.

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-23-03

 

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7-24-03

 

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7-24-03

 

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7-24-03

 

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7-24-03

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