The Adventures of Coma Dude

Author: umfumdisi

Date: July 10, 2003

by umfumdisi
7-10-03
Loosely based on the story about the guy who woke up 19 years after going into a coma...
Esmerelda? I can't believe you stayed married to me through my 19 years in a coma!
Well, somebody had to take cash those disability checks! Do you remember our baby? She was two months old when you crashed your car. Honey, this is Electra.
Whoa. I thought WHAM! killed punk.
So they say yer like my dad and stuff.... Hey.
Later...watching VH1's "I Love The 80s"
Phew. At least Ronald Reagan is still President.
"I'd like to announce that we've outlawed Russia...the bombing begins in five minutes."