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by wazzdakka
10-13-02
STG #91
Face it. You'll always be a bug from now on.
Why?? WHY??
I started out as a goat!!
Bugs are funnier. Public feedback says you're more popular as a cockroach.
I'm... I'm... popular?

 

by wazzdakka
10-13-02
STG #92
Hey, it's Deat and Stan!
Huh? Where?
What's up?
We came for the 100th STG party.
There's a party? Who told them about a party?
Um... HEY LOOK OVER THERE!

 

by wazzdakka
10-13-02
STG #93
Seriously, it's good to see you again.
Most people don't say that to me. Thanks.
Hey wait... where'd Gary run off to?
Oh, I sent him away for a minute.
AAAA!!!! BUGS!!! Ooo... Tv.... hehehe....

 

by wazzdakka
10-19-02
STG #94
Dammit, it sucks in Hell... all the bugs and all that... plus it's HOT!
What, no AC?
I know, it's crazy!
Ah well. You know, it was recently brought to my attention that you're supposed to be a "beetle" illustration.
Cockroach is funnier. Ergo, I'm a cockroach.

 

by wazzdakka
10-19-02
STg #95 - I was recently reading a thread on Portent entitled Local store thinks I'm a Thief...
Haha... The stupidity of some people is amazing.
I know. It boggles the mind.
The guy steals stuff from the store. He was accused of it when he WASN'T stealing...
This is one of those panels where you actually have to read the narration.
It helps. What I love is how he fails to see the irony...
...and he has the balls to come online and complain about how much it sucks, and it's unfair since "they didn't catch him".
What a moron. Get a life, and a sense of decency.
Wazz promised to include this in STG.

 

by wazzdakka
10-19-02
STG #96
Wow... 96... almost there.
So what's scheduled for the big one-zero-zero?
?
It's just cool, really.
Oh. Ok.

 

by wazzdakka
10-25-02
Haha... he asked to be made into a troll-like character...
Hmm.... what's on Portent today...
Let's see what's in the Wastes...
All right, wazzdakka and Ganja Man on a posting spree... time to loosen up the Delete button...
Haha! *WHACK* *WHACK*

 

by wazzdakka
10-25-02
Looks like they've all lost their minds...
*beats Rhage senseless*
What to do...
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
Delete... Delete... Delete... Delete...

 

by wazzdakka
10-25-02
Oh look... TheDudester is spamming yet another forum...
Can I hawe your spam!?!?kfkfdsaf

 

by wazzdakka
10-25-02
Wonderful... I hit enter too early on the 4th one...
What do we do now...?
*WHACK* *WHACK* POO!!!!
Ban! Ban! Ban!
I feel this is an accurate depiction.
Anarchistica? Ban! Dudester? Ban! Ganja Man? BAN! BAN! BAN! HAHAHA!!!

 

by wazzdakka
10-30-02
starcol6 requested this one
The "kaddar" group has some good animations of people.
Indeed. And also robots and animals :)
Hmm... unnesecary panel.
Yup. BOO! Haha! Happy Halloween!

 

by wazzdakka
10-31-02
STG #97
Wow. So close. #97...
Brains.... I need brains...
Warning: Shameless Plug
Huh?
http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Zombie%20Wazzdakka
Brains...
Brains are nice...

 

by wazzdakka
10-31-02
STG #98
Hey, it's Halloween. So what are you up to tonight?
Are you hitting on me?
Well you do look good in a skirt.
Watch it pal, this animation has several variations, including punching and kicking ones.
Aww... I only have one...
Hahaha!!!

 

by wazzdakka
10-31-02
STG #99
Whew... I hated that costume, it was hot and stuffy.
Yeah trying to cram all these legs into a miniskirt isn't easy.
We didn't even get candy.
Meh... it's ok.
Huh?
Wait, what am I saying...? We got no CANDY!! I wore a skirt for NOTHING!!

 

by wazzdakka
10-31-02
STG #100
Wow... the 100th strip...
You like me! You really like me!
I'd like to thank all the people who helped me get here today. *sniff* All the Portent fans, constantly bugging the authoer by PM and Email...
I'd like to blow on a kazoo.
Dear god what have I created... 100 strips of this damn thing...
That was beautiful.
*FZZZZZZZZ*

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
Welcome back to our loveable friends, Toothgnip and Gary, after their temporary absense.
Yup. We're back. Sorry about the delay.
I am FAR from loveable.
I'll bet you're wondering where we went after strip number 100.
The truth is pretty simple.
Shut up, bug. So I'm lazy... sue me.
Actually, just ask the author.
Hehe... lazy git.

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
STG #102
Wow... after all the #100 excitement, I'm pretty much back to my normal self.
Yeah... it's good to be back.
Why?
I'm not sure, actually.
*cue laughter*
We just sit here and talk all day in a scenic background that never changes.
God dammit, I hate my life. Wazz, someday I will kill you.

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
STG #103
Well guess what.
Oh no... not again.
Yup. Portent is officially dead. And has been for days now.
That explains why the author is killing time on stripcreator.com.
Oh yeah, don't confuse all these new cartoons with any kind of affection. He's just real damned bored.
Not like that's anything new. *yawn*

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
STG #104
Ok, I can't take it anymore. This Potent nonsense is just crazy.
So? What can we do?
I'm gonna go find Nick, their tech dude, and figure out what the hell is going on.
Ah. Excellent.....
NO.
I didn't even ask if I could come yet! Can I come, though?

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
STG #105
First we need to find him.
By which you mean, Wazz has to find a good animation?
Exactly.
Well get on it, bitch! Faster!
I'm off to find an animation...
You REALLY should have seen that one coming.
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
Haha... dumbass.
Shut up!
Or what? Hey, what happens if I sneeze?
No! NO! DON'T!
I could get used to this.
WAZZ!!! HURRY!!

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
Found my Nick animation.
Haha... this'll work.
What?
I'm here to bother you until you get Portent fixed and running full speed again.
Sorry, but no one could possibly bother me that much.
Coming up - the bothersome entity that is Gary the Cockroach.
I bet I know someone who can...
Nah...

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
This is your last chance. Fix Portent or prapare to be annoyed to death.
Go away, dammit!
Fine. You leave me no choice.
Thank god, he's leaving...
Hi. I'm Gary. You must be the foul creaute known as "Nick."
What the...?

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
So.... what are you doing?
Go away.
Hey! What's that? Is that Portent! Are you fixing Portent!?
Go away, dammit!
FIX PORTENT! NOW!
ARGH!

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
Let me sing you a song to keep you motivated.
This can't be good...
1,540 bottles of beer on the wall, 1, 540 bottles of beer...
Oh dear god.
Take one down and pass it around, 1,539 bottles of beer on the wall...
NOOOOO!!!! STOP IT!!!

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
34 hours later....
1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer...
Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall!
YAY! Let's start all over again!
Yeah! At a million! WOOT!!
Gary may have gone too far...
Oh god... he's destroyed Nick's brain...
(together) Nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall, nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer...

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
76 hours, 31 beers, and 2 rounds of the song later...
zzzz....
zzzz....

 

by wazzdakka
11-16-02
Sorry guys, this thing has an annoying habit of submitting whenever I hit "enter".
zzzz....
zzzz....
Haha... now's my chance to grab Nick and reconstruct his mind...
zzzz.... beer.... mmm.... zzzzzzzz....

 

by wazzdakka
11-21-02
Good to see you're conscious. Anyway, I had to reconstruct Nick's brain so he could get Portent back online. You went too far.
My annoyingness knows no bounds. So, how'd you fix his brain?
Hehehe...
?
ALL the beer I want, EVER? You can do that?
Of course I can... hehehe... I gotta go.

 

by wazzdakka
11-23-02
Something's not right...
Yeah.... I'm not sure what it is.
Wait a minute...
DAMMIT WAZZ!
I'm sorry. "Field" and "grassy" are right next to each other.
Wrong background.
Idiot.

 

by wazzdakka
11-23-02
Well, Portent is fixed, so that's a load off my mind.
Yes indeed. Anything coming up in the near future?
I think Thanksgiving is just around the corner.
Oh. Is that all?
Yeah, I think so.
Damn. Slow week.

 

by wazzdakka
11-23-02
So how's nick doing? Is his brain fully healed yet?
I think so. No irreparable damage.
That's good. I'm sorry I nearly killed him.
Well a million bottles of beer on the wall is never a good thing.
I should have done that to Garth. That was good stuff.

 

by wazzdakka
11-23-02
Damn... this whole day has been a waste. Boring as hell.
Well I'm sorry I can't keep you entertained.
Yeah, you're pretty dull.
You're no amusement-mechine yourself there, goatboy.
You used to be a goat.
*sniff* Sure... rub it in...

 

by wazzdakka
11-23-02
Hah! Wazz you moron, you did it again.
That's weird. I thought 118 came after 117...
...but according to the Wazzdakka's First Law of Math, it's 117 again.
My mistake...
I am so disillusioned.
I... I... I'm speechless. Well, no I'm not. This is like the fourth time it's happened.

 

by wazzdakka
11-30-02
Wow, rabid_snail really fucked up the Wastes.
Yes he did. You'd think all those angry people would have tipped him off as to what was going on.
Boggles the mind. But, you know what the best part is?
What's that?
Here, there is no censorship. "Fuck" doesn't get turned into "F***".
What a stupid little fuckwit. I fucking hate him. I mean, fuck.

 

by wazzdakka
11-30-02
Hehe... fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
Fuckity?
It's a cool word.
Fuckity... fuckity...
Everybody now, with feeling! Fuckity, fuckity, fuckity, fuckity...
Once you get used to it, it's fun to say.

 

by wazzdakka
11-30-02
Ah well. Moaning about snail is pointless.
Yeah. I wonder if he even knows that "See The Goat" in wazz's sig is a link.
The fact that it's green might throw him off.
I hope not.
Fuckity.

 

by wazzdakka
11-30-02
It has come to my attention that several Portenters are trying to kidnap, kill, eat, and generally annoy me.
I must say that I am distressed by this.
You see, if I am removed from this strip, well... bad things happen.
What? You think I can't hold this up on my own?
I'm just scared by the prospect of you running around unleashed and unrestrained.
What? Why? Fuckity!

 

by wazzdakka
11-30-02
Ok, ok, fine. You honestly think you could go right along just fine without me?
Ha! The cartoon would be better without you!
You want to take the goat out of "See The Goat"?
Erm... yes.
Fine. You have fun. I'll go eat a can.
HAHAHA!!! FREEDOM!! Well, sort of.

 

by wazzdakka
11-30-02
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to See The Cockroach.
Toothgnip is unable to be with us tonight due to the fact that he's a LITTLE GUTTER SLUT!
I'm not listening to you.
What? Did someone say something? I thought I heard something, I guess it was JUST NOTHING. LALALALALALA....

 

by wazzdakka
11-30-02
Let's see what's on the schedule today...
Talk to self... wallow in self-pity... eat lunch... stand around looking at grass for 14 hours... dinner... go to sleep.
Heh... who needs Toothgnip... lousy git...

 

by wazzdakka
12-14-02
Hello Gary. How are you? Oh, I'm fine, thanks. How about you?
I'm bored out of my fucking mind after talking to myself all day and doing precisely nothing.
You want to invite Toothgnip back in? No.

 

by wazzdakka
1-03-03
Hello, everyone. Sorry about the delay, but things were a little hectic with Christmas, New Years, and all the inherent alcoholic consumption.
Also, the author is a lazy git.
That too.
So, without further ado (that looks spelled wrong)...
Merry Christmas!
And a Merry New Year! I mean, Happy New Year! Yeah! Oh, I fucked it up...

 

by wazzdakka
4-12-03
STG #129 - We Are Alive
Wow... it's been a few months.
Yeah, no kidding. I think the author may have forgotten about us. *hint* *hint*
Yeah, most of our fan base probably assumes that we're dead by now.
You cannot kill what was never truly alive.
What, you think we have no life or something?
No "think" about it, buddy.

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