STG #123 - Goatnapping

Author: wazzdakka

Date: November 30, 2002

by wazzdakka
11-30-02
It has come to my attention that several Portenters are trying to kidnap, kill, eat, and generally annoy me.
I must say that I am distressed by this.
You see, if I am removed from this strip, well... bad things happen.
What? You think I can't hold this up on my own?
I'm just scared by the prospect of you running around unleashed and unrestrained.
What? Why? Fuckity!