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by weird4
10-01-07
Here we are son. The first step to our vacation.
Damn that flight attendant is hot.
This'll be the best trip of your life. Aunt Glenda would be proud of us for spening our quality time.
Where'd you go?

 

by weird4
10-02-07
Sorry sir. The fasten seatbelt sign is on.
Hey sexy.
Uhh...what?
Hehe. So are we.
Just sit down.
Wanna make out?

 

by weird4
10-02-07
2 hours later
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?
Do you think this is funny? Leaving me worried for 2 freaking hours! God damn I all most had a heart attack.
I got laied.
Have mercy on your soul.

 

by weird4
10-02-07
Dad. It's called getting laid by a hot sexy flight attendant.
The hell is wrong with you?
Well I got to go..
And where are you off to?
The flight attendant is calling me.
Hell I'm going with you.

 

by weird4
10-02-07
What now? I'm in a meeting with the captain.
Excuse me. I need a word with you.
Uh..Yeah. I'll be with you in a minuite.
Oh..You are?
2 more hours later
I think my water just broke.
Awww crap!

 

by weird4
10-02-07
Why yes I...AAAAAAAA!!! TERRORIST!
Excuse me, are you the captain?
DUCK AND COVER! CALL THE POLICE!! AAAAAAA!!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Sorry. Just trying to fit the mood.

 

by weird4
10-02-07
This isn't home. If it was there'd be a television set.
Here we are. Home at last.
Hell no.
Don't you ever go outside to explore "new" things?
Unless it's a hot chick then yes.

 

by weird4
10-02-07
DAVEY?
Hey mom. We're here.
JOHNY?
No mom it's Rick. Remember?
Mike Meyers from Autstin Powers!? Didn't I file a restraining order aginst you?
IT'S RICK! RICK MEYERS!

 

by weird4
10-03-07
Rick honey. I was playing with you.
Mom. How could you forget about me?
Come here. I baked cookies for you.
Hehe. Oh right.
And crack cookies for your son.
Rasin nut bran?

 

by weird4
10-03-07
Oooohhh dear me. It's...
GRANDMA!
Who are you?
I'm your grandson..
Well you were never named huh sonny?
I've been getting laid.

 

by weird4
10-04-07
I can't believe that you didn't name your own son.
Look I'm sorry ok. Jeez..
Don't you know how it's going to affect his life without a name?
20 years later
What name?
Wait a minuite. Who the hell are you?

 

by weird4
10-04-07
20 years in the future
You never told me your name.
I'm telling you I don't know.
20 years in the future
But we were making love!!
Well I can look it up somewhere.
20 years in the future
Your dad forgot to name you huh?
Exactly.

 

by weird4
10-04-07
Found anything yet?
Nope. I'm reading comics.
What the hell is wrong with you? You should be looking up your name.
Oohh look! I found it. My name is...Crack Kid?
That's odd.
There's gotta be a virus on this thing.

 

by weird4
10-04-07
In the present
Oh dear..That poor boy.
Dont' worry mom. He's gotta have a name.
Well that's true.
As long as it's not Crack Kid I'm fine with it.

 

by weird4
10-05-07
Oh grandma I had a bad dream.
Oh deary. What happened?
I dreampt I didn't have a name.
Well duh!!
You had too much crack huh?

 

by weird4
10-05-07
WHAAAAAAAA!!! I DON'T HAVE A NAME!!
Sure you do. Everyone has to have a name.
Why without a name, you'd be a real jackass.
WHAAAAAAAAAA!!
Did I say that right?

 

by weird4
10-05-07
I can't believe I was never named.
Of course you were named. Just look it up on the internet.
The hell? It costs money here.
Wireless yes. Come. I'll show you the computer
Sweet. You get porn on this thing?
Hell no.

 

by weird4
10-05-07
Awsome! I found somthing!
What is it? What is it?
I found PORN!
Thank God for the internet.
Jackass.

 

by weird4
10-05-07
Okay okay. After I finish reading this comic.
What the hell is wrong with you? Get off that site. You need to be looking for your name.
I found it!
COMICS!? WHY IN MY DAY WE NEVER HAD COMICS AND FOR ANOTHER THING...
It says, "Crack Kid"
Darn this day.

 

by weird4
10-05-07
HEY DAD! Great news!
You got laid again?
Hell no. My name is Crack Kid.
TOO LATE! I snet an angry e-mail.
Whoever came up with that is a jackass.

 

by weird4
10-05-07
Somewhere in CA
This is odd. I got an e-mail.
Has some kind of picture....Is that a hose or a..

 

by weird4
10-05-07
Sure did.
So I heard you sent an angry e-mail.
Just sent him a picture of my dick.
What did you say?
You cheeky bastard.

 

by weird4
10-06-07
It was nice seeing you again mom.
It was fun while it lasted.
Don't worry. We'll be back.
Tell Crack Kid I love him.
Who the hell is that?

 

by weird4
10-06-07
It's Crack Kid dad.
That was a good trip huh son?
I told you like 2 hours ago.
Oh...It is?
2 hours later
Guess so..
Is that guy using crack?

 

by weird4
10-06-07
I know..I think I'll need a nickname.
I still can't believe your name is Crack Kid.
Better than that.
C.K?
Little-Bitchy-Boy-Who-Kicks-Idot-Who-Came-Up-With-Crappy-Name-Boy.
That's a mouthfull.

 

by weird4
10-06-07
Here we are. Home again.
Yep.
Got some blow?
Nope.

 

by weird4
10-06-07
Yeah.
Phew. Here we are. Home again. Anything you want to say?
Thank God I'm home!
So what are you going to do?
Smoke..

 

by weird4
10-06-07
Gee man. I feel bad that your whole family died.
Yeah. I miss my Aunts, cousins, uncles, and my great ancestors. I blame breast cancer.
3 hours earlier
Wow! That chick his HOT!
Well she was sexy while it lasted huh?

 

by weird4
10-06-07
Hmmm...somthing strange is going on here.
Day 1
WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I HATE THIS SON OF A BITCH DAY! CRAP!
Finally. I was waiting for you.

 

by weird4
10-06-07
WHAAAAAAA!! HOLLY FUCKING CRAP! SHIZIT! MOTHERFUCKER! WHAAAAA!!
Crack Kid calm down.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! SOB! SOB! SOB!
Look it's no big deal.
WHAAAAAAA!!!
SHUT THE HECK UP! Gosh darn it.

 

by weird4
10-07-07
Day 2
Oh Saitin. Why am I here?
What have I done to deserve this?
Yeah right.
You've been smoking pot my friend.

 

by weird4
10-08-07
Day 3
Welcome to the Hell channel.
I wonder what shows they have on in hell.
We now return to Kid Nation.
NOOOO! WHAAAA!

 

by weird4
10-08-07
We now return to, CSI: Hell
What else is on?
What's going on?
There's a dead body and my God it sucks!
CBS needs to change their characters.

 

by weird4
10-09-07
Day 4
We now return to The Biggest Loser.
Which as we all know is you!
HA! HA! HA!
Television in hell sucks.

 

by weird4
10-09-07
We now return to Jaws 3...
*insert Jaws theme*
The End.
That was soo..bad.

 

by weird4
10-09-07
I'm sorry Mr. McGrew. That kidney has to come out.
Gah? What kidney? OHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN! THE F***ING PAIN!
W'll be back E.R after these comercials.
Where's the chicks?

 

by weird4
10-10-07
Day 5
We now return to Everybody Loves Raymond
Now back to Everybody Hates Chris.
Sigh..And please just find a channel before I pick Kid Nation again.
Televisions here are pure evil.

 

by weird4
10-10-07
Sigh. There has to be somthing I can do here besides watching TV.
It looks like you need help. Click me for instructions...
I'm so going to sue Microsoft for this.
or just for F**k yourself.

 

by weird4
10-10-07
What the hell are you doing here?
I'm your Office Assistant. If you need help click on me.
How do I do that? Your in front of me.
Use your imagination dummy.

 

by weird4
10-11-07
Day 6
I don't get it. Your an Office Assistant and you're going to help me?
That's what we try to do. Click on me for help.
AWSOME!
Uploading Porn....1%.....14%
Sorry. I was thinking about somthing else.
Porn deleted.

 

by weird4
10-11-07
Day 7 (Authors note: I won't be able to do any comics tomorrow because I'm getting my ingrown toenail removed and I'm going to let it heal that day.)
Satin, when can I get out of hell? I miss home.
Ha! Jokes on you tough guy. This is home now.
Unless you get a good lawyer of course to prove me wrong.
Writing a pursuasive speech?
Okay. I need help ASAP.

 

by weird4
10-12-07
Thank you your honor. My client should be innocent because...
All right. Hell court is now in session. The lawyer for Crack Kid speak now.
3 hours later
Damn you cheeky bastard.
Haveing anger issues I see.
Damn straight.

 

by weird4
10-12-07
All right Crack Kid. You survived 7 days in hell. You can go back home now.
Are you frekin kidding me?
Yes. Being serious here. But there's someone joining you..
Hells a bitch.
Greetings Crack Kid. Wanna have anal sex? I can turn into a condom.

 

by weird4
10-13-07
1
Oh hey. I was wondering...
Hey there.
2
WANNA DO IT?!
2.5
Bitch.

 

by weird4
10-14-07
We interupt Kid Nation for the following announcemnt.
A crack addicted kid was spotted mooning the president...
I might as well make a potion to curse him.
Sorry we interupted your scheduled programing.

 

by weird4
10-14-07
Greetings Crack Kid.
Relax..I know what you did.
AAAAAAAA!! AN EVIL WITCH!!!
Uh..Close but no.
Oh..Saw me on "Arrested Development"?

 

by weird4
10-15-07
Well I'm here to cast a spell on you until you learn a lesson.
What am I doing here?
HOCUSPOCUSALLIOSUS!!
Just because I mooned the president? I mean, he was doing a horrible speech.
Too late.
Did I meantion he's going to take away crack?

 

by weird4
10-15-07
The spell will break when you turn into a normal kid like everyone else.
How long does this spell last for?
'Til midnight on the 31st.
Oh...How long do I have?
*sigh* Picky picky.
Can't you just make me somthing not as gross?

 

by weird4
10-15-07
WAZABIPRINCELABI!
Any change?
Take a look for yourself.
Hmmm...Nice posture, big eyes...
I hate mondays.
I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!

 

by weird4
10-16-07
Hey dad.
Oh my God! What happened?
Some witch casted a spell on me because I mooned the president.
That's not good! Anything I can do?
So I can stab myself right?
Uh...no.

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