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by niteowl
5-02-07
Hey buddy, you need a ride?
Do I look like I need a ride, asshole?
Well, you're standing in the road and I just thought-
That's what you get for thinking, dicksmack. Get the fuck outta here.
I'm kidding. Of course, I'd like a ride.

 

by niteowl
8-20-07
Don't you ever wish we were human?
Hell no. Humans are nasty and smell funny.
But let's say we were CEOs of a big company...
...think of how much fun it would be crushing the peons below us.
I'm just thinking of all the sluts we'd get to bang.

 

by niteowl
8-20-07
Who could've done this? Why?
TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY COCKSMOKERS!
HA HA!
Sigh. Looks like my subscription to Boys' Life just got cancelled.

 

by niteowl
9-10-07
You know what today is?
Ooh, yeah! I'll go get the bomb making kit and the manifesto!
Uh, why are you looking at me like that?
We're supposed to remember 9/11, not kill people in honor of it.
Party pooper.

 

by niteowl
9-10-07
Honey, I'm home. We need to ditch the Fiero and get the fuck outta here before the cops show up.
WHY??
I had another accident and...
Jesus Christ, this is the fifth time this month!
Hey, it wasn't my fault. The little fuckers were on the sidewalk, practically begging to be hit.
You are never allowed to watch Death Race 2000 again.

 

by niteowl
9-13-07
Good morning kids, I have a special guest I'd like you to meet, MY GIANT COCK! Go ahead and say hi to the cute little kiddies, Mr. Cock.
Destroy them!
Apparently my cock needs some tender, loving care.
I SAID, FUCKING DESTROY THEM!

 

by niteowl
9-15-07
Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class?
I'm kidding. Our good friend Timmy is up here because he didn't bother to study for our last test and got a D minus. Take your seat, you little worm.
Susie, you're up next. I'm going to go change into my Grim Reaper costume and then we'll share YOUR grade with the rest of the class!

 

by niteowl
9-17-07

 

by niteowl
11-10-07
Remember that one time when RCLG didn't make some smartassed remark about who was deserving of a CC win and who wasn't?
Huh?

 

by niteowl
11-10-07
Remember the good ol' days when we would get stoned and talk about changing the world?
Don't even think about digging out that old protest sign. It's time for your Metamucil.

 

"I'M FINALLY 18!"
Yes, but can you count to 18?
by niteowl, 5-30-08

 

by niteowl
7-10-08
Alrighty. So how's that non-smoking thing going?
Fucking fantastic. I've been discovering all kinds of new uses for my lighter.

 

by niteowl
11-06-10
Those damn Mexicans! So sick of them comin' over here and stealin' our jobs!
And our wimmins!
And our booze!
And our food--hey man, I'm gettin' hungry. Let's go get dinner.
From where?
Taco Bell.

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