Three Minutes Later, Our Protagonist Was Dead

Author: niteowl

Date: May 2, 2007

Three Minutes Later, Our Protagonist Was Dead by niteowl 5-02-07
Hey buddy, you need a ride? Do I look like I need a ride, asshole?	Well, you're standing in the road and I just thought- That's what you get for thinking, dicksmack. Get the fuck outta here.	I'm kidding. Of course, I'd like a ride.