All comics by christopher7murphy

Profile

 

I'm Cheesus.
Who are you?
You see, there are no images for cheese at stipcreator, so I am used to represent any wheel of cheddar that happens to be needed.
Well... WHEY to go!

 

I need to speak to someone about the dangers of salmonella in spinach and tomato salads.
I'm afraid you are in the wrong office. You need the next building.
Well...then who are you?
I'm the HEAD of lettuce.

 

I pooped a pickle!... I pooped a pickle!
Photoshop!

 

So...what do you think about the remodel? Looking pretty sharp, huh!
WOW! It's so big...and look at that? Is that a coffee machine?
Yep!
I can't believe how nice this place looks.
But you still don't have any GOOD books.

 

The new monthly magazines arrived.
But I'm not sure if I feel right about the number they sent us. So I'm not putting any out.
He has issues.

 

Thank you for sharing our holiday dinner, kind sir.
VERILY! Twas the greatest feast ever !
So sweet of you!
Twas fit for the likes of Odin himself! I am stuffithed!
Come! We shall poop now!

 

Sir. We just confiscated a cell phone from Charlie Manson's prison cell.
What the heck does Charlie Manson want with a cell phone? Does he even know how to use one?
We don't think so. He calls it "a devil box" but doesn't seem to know how to operate it.
Well, fuck...how the hell did he get caught?
....He keeps butt-dialing Roman Polanski.
-ring -ring-
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