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by BDD
1-29-03
Using his infinite wisdom, Kerrick, Sleeper Agent, scales the mountain with ease.
Ah, finally I am a mountaintop guru.
Now all I have to do is wait for someome to come seeking my advice.
*waits*

 

by BDD
1-29-03
*sees someone coming* Ah, my first troubled soul!
Oh great guru Kerrick, I, Hypnox88, need your help. Why does everyone think Hypnox is such a bad card?
Well, Hypnox88, it's quite simple. Hypnox costs 11 mana to summon - three of which is specific colored mana.
BUT IT'S A 8/8 FLIER HOW CAN IT BE BAD?!?!?!
...this poor being is beyond help.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
*sees someone coming* Let's hope this one is smarter than Hypnox88.
Kerrick, it is I, Boy. What is the meaning of life?
I use a little rhyme to help me remember that one. "Wisdom and prudence every day, and you are going the right way."
...oh great guru, why do you require a mnemonic device to remember something as large as the meaning of life?
Funny. Please go back to Vermont now.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
*sees someone coming* Let's hope this one isn't a wise guy like that troublemaker Boy.
Kerrick, my main man. It's me, Jaelin, resident pimp. Tell me how to have as many girls at once without getting busted.
I don't think that wise or prudent. Monogamy leads to hapiness. My Nethya is quite a lovely companion - I, for one, need no other.
Kerrick, bro, don't you know that would make me the least hip pimp on the block?
Wisdom and prudence, Jaelin, not hipness.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
This guru stuff is really taking its toll on my sanity.
Galen really isn't so bad, I suppose...
...WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?! That's it. Solitude breeds nothing but insanity. I'm going RIGHT BACK to Terisia!

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Starring dogonaball as Osmok!
hi folks osmok the muave here
join me on my quest to form a coherent sentence
its hard with ol hypnox88 here radiating his stupidity
Huh? You say something, Osmok?

 

by BDD
1-29-03
hypnox88 is the problem he really is
Uh...Osmok...you're acting a bit weird...even for yourself.
hypnox88 youre so dumb its all your fault
Alright, Osmok, whatever you say...
I AM MUAVE!
Better go trade for MORE HYPNOXES!!!!!1

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Osmok the Muave! Why are you always so cruel to poor Hypnox88?
oh hi its bbd
That's BDD. So, why are you so cruel to him?
he is my neighbor
...and?
HE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESECAKE!

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Do you know how mind-blowingly difficult it is to make a comic of someone like you without it being completely and totally random?
i would imagine its difficult, yes
To somewhat improve the aesthetic value of this series, I will simply put two characters funny enough on their own along with a bizarre pop-culture reference to make people laugh.
ok whatever man
Take off every "Zig"

 

by BDD
1-29-03
i am the boss of this series i can do whatever i want
hehe i like bombs cuz their funny
Since I now am forming a coherent sentence, my epic quest comes to a close. Good night everybody!

 

by BDD
1-30-03
That Del-Me must be taken out of the picture. We'll have to fight fire with fire.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-30-03
I am the mad scientist, Peter Kauffman. (no relation to kaufman) What can I do for you?
We need you to make an attractive female tentacle.
Sure. No problem.
Excellent.
Only if you can get some waffles. That will be the payment.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-30-03
This plastic tentacle will be my model.
What? Why do I have this thing around?
Uh...DON'T INTERRUPT MY WORK! *works*

 

by BDD
1-30-03
We need to find waffles.
Yes.
Maybe I-rock will sell us some waffles.
Look, there he is now.
What a coincidence!
*sells default kids waffles*
Excellent.

 

by BDD
1-30-03
Have you finished our tentacle?
Yes, here it is.
Wow. That IS attractive.
Here are your waffles. *gives him waffles*
w00t! *eats waffles*

 

by BDD
1-30-03
Default kids, I have decided to keep the tentacle.
What? Why do you want it?
Oh...I can't resist!
Uh...what I, um...do with the tentacle is my own business.
Just what kind of sick fuck are you, man?
It seems we will have to do this ourselves.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-30-03
Rome, 12 B.C.
Today is the new year. We must praise Janus.
The two-headed god of new beginnings?
Exactly. You're a smart little girl...uh...augh...OW!!!
What's wrong, mister?
Yeah, I know they don't rhyme.
My Janus is bleeding!!!

 

by BDD
1-30-03
Hey there, sexy.
?
We are so terribly attracted to you!
Take us, right now, sexy tentacle-man!

 

by BDD
1-30-03
Arien will be displeased with this comic, won't he?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-30-03
Default kids, you win. I'm hopelessly in love with callie_chan.
Excellent! I want to have a part in the wedding.
You can both have a great part in the wedding.
Yay! You're the best, BDD!
Now y'all are going to leave me alone, right?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-30-03
Once again, a thousand apologies to you, Calli, for all this trauma I -- err, the default kids have caused you. If there's ever anything I can do to make it up to you, don't hesitate to ask.
The BDD goes, dropping blatant hints again. He tricked us. But we'll never give up. One day when they least expect it...we will FORCE THEM TO HAVE SEX!!!!!!1
...uh, how do you propose we go about doing that?
Dammit, default kid #2, stop ruining the moment! Will you just shut up and help me here?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-30-03
I can't believe you fell for the same joke TWICE!!!

 

by BDD
1-30-03
ColeW talks to his bird
No woman will make sweet love to me, I will hack my penis to pieces *hee hee, penis pieces*
*squak*
He finds a letter tied to the birds neck
*My dearest ColeW I fantazize about your sweet tight buttcheeks, and masterbate to the thought of your penis caressing my forhead. Meet me at the graveyard and let me taste your sweetness*
HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
Arhar walks in, then it get's ugly
I'm here my love, I brought the midget pun, look I didn't even bother with my pants!!!!
OH GOD NO, EVEN I CAN'T STOOP THAT LOW, LET DEATH BE SWIFT

 

by BDD
1-30-03
Hey dude, can I have that beer?
No fucking way!
You want to give me your beer...
...I want to give you this beer, man.
HAHAHA, WEAK MINDED FOOL!!!!!!1

 

by BDD
1-31-03
BDD likes callie_chan.
BDD lies and says he doesn't.
Lying is evil.
Calli said evil is sexy.
Therefore, Calli thinks BDD is sexy. They were made for each other!
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-31-03
I am the strong and mighty hero, Cranus!
Excellent, great hero Cranus. There is distress in our small Greek village.
What seems to be the problem, oh jacking one?
The resident beautiful maiden has been captured by one of the feared Greek Dragons.
Say no more! Cranus is on the job!

 

by BDD
1-31-03
The mighty hero Cranus journeys to the dragon's den to rescue the fair maiden.
A dragon? Ha! This will be easy.
Why, I believe this will be my 37th dragon I've slayed this month!
I am sure he will be imposing and fierce, but the great hero Cranus fears none!

 

by BDD
1-31-03
Halt! Who dares enter the lair of the dragon?
It is I, the great Hero Cranus, and I come to rescue the fair maiden.
You'll have to kill me first.
The great hero Cranus fears none.
The fight is quick, and Cranus emerges victorious.
Hang on, fair maiden! I am coming to rescue you!

 

by BDD
1-31-03
You're the dragon???
*sniff* Stop making fun of me...no one likes me because I'm so wimpy. I'm such a shitty dragon!
There, there, little dragon. Just give me the maiden and I'll leave you alone.
*sniff* O-o-ok...
Maybe one day I, the great hero Cranus, shall teach you how to be cool.
Huzzah!

 

by BDD
1-31-03
Thank you, brave hero. What is your name?
I am the mighty hero Cranus! The people of your village told me of you and I rushed to your aid.
Oh Cranus, I love you already...
I love you too...
Gah! I can't stop doing it!!!
Let's elope!
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-31-03
Oh Cranus...
Oh fair maiden...
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Finally we are married.
I love you, Cranus!

 

by BDD
1-31-03
After 5 years of peaceful married bliss, a distressed villager once again calls upon Cranus.
Great hero Cranus, we need your help again!
I'd be glad to help! What seems to be the problem?
A group of fierce rogue archers is harassing the peaceful village trade routes. They must be brought to justice.
Mere humans? No problem. You can count on me!
Be careful, Cranus. Some of them are quite fierce.

 

by BDD
1-31-03
I'm sure if I just stick to these trade routes, I will find them eventually. *sticks to the trade routes*
*hours pass*
This doesn't seem to be working. I have an idea...ALL RANGERS ARE GAY ASSFUCKERS!!!
You dissin' rangers, punk?
Aha! My plan is a success!

 

by BDD
1-31-03
Rangers are pussies! *kicks rangers' asses*
*gets his ass kicked*
Cranus continues to kick ranger ass when he hears a voice behind him.
Cranus!
Fair maiden! What are you doing here?
Fair maiden's arrival accidentally distracted our brave hero!
OMFG look out behind you, Cronus!!!
What?

 

by BDD
1-31-03
Distracted by the arrival of fair maiden, Cranus is shot by one of the rangers.
Augh!!! *writhes in pain*
Hahahahaha! *runs away*
Cranus! Are you okay?
Of course dear, no mere mortal could harm the mighty Cranus.
But you're writhing in pain...there's blood coming out of your back...
Fair maiden, you must remain faithful. I'll be fine.

 

by BDD
1-31-03
A wandering cleric happens upon Cranus and fair maiden while walking the trade routes.
*sees them* What has happened here?
You have to help me, good priest!
I will, but what is the problem?
My husband was shot in the back by rangers.
This was an incredibly large setup for such a cheap joke. That's what makes it funny.
How is he right now?
Sir...my Cranus is bleeding!

 

by BDD
1-31-03
Wait a minute...overkill? Did we even make the kill in the first place?
Has Calli finally relented?
Will the happy couple stay?
Is there actually a happy couple?
Don't we have a lot of questions?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-31-03
True tale from Algebra class!
Wanna screw?
YES!
Uh...
That Elaine...
*hands him screw (the metal kind)* Hehe, it's long and hard too!
Damn, got me all excited there...

 

by BDD
2-02-03
Right...now. Hahahaha!!!
ROCK ON!!!!!!!!1

 

by BDD
2-02-03
Did you just see what I saw in the last comic, default kid #2?
Yes, default kid #1. What a desecration of the Sex Pistols!
My bad. The one before that.
With Elaine?
It is obvious that now, devastated that Calli does not love him, BDD likes Elaine!
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-02-03
I am recruting you for the CIA.
OK but only if you tell me about my father later.
Now you must kill the girl you have been flirting with.
Uh...*thinks for a while*...I guess so.
No no no, you have it all wrong. I work for the CIA, he is the traitor.
Oh, OK. *helps CIA people kill other guy*

 

by BDD
2-02-03
*takes plane hostage* OK Mr. President, if you let our funky general friend go, we will let the hostages go.
Grr...*orders funky general dude free* Now let us go.
Forgive me, I lied.
You bastard! *orders the general dude be killed*
GET OFF MY PLANE! *knocks him off plane*
Ahhhhhhh *gets knocked off plane*

 

by BDD
2-02-03
This is the perfect oppprtunity!
All we need to do is make it seem Elaine is involved with Del-Me and Calli is sure to come crying to BDD and they will be together at least.
Actually, I was thinking we just let things be for once, eh?
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-02-03
Well Calli, it certainly was fun while it lasted. Hopefully we'll continue to read and enjoy each others comics.
*a default kid yells something from the audience*
What do you mean one last desperate attempt?
*a default kid yells "My anus is bleeding!"*
I DID NOT LIKE CALLIE_CHAN!!!!!1

 

by BDD
2-02-03
Homologous chromosomes...
Homologous structures...
I was SO close to excluding default kid #2 in this panel.
...homozygous...wow! I have never seen such a flaming, fagtastic, homosexual, "happy," downright GAY book.
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
I stopped wearing pants when I was twelve.
Dude, who cares? I stopped wearing pants when I was ten!!!
Looky here! No pants since 1973!
Pantsless since I was seven, that's me!
I wear no pants either. Hell, I've been pantless since I was just five! My kindergarten teacher had a fit!
Aye. I've been wearing a skir -- er, kilt, all my life.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
I wear pants, but I don't wear a shirt. Does that count?
He's a goner...
BOO!!!
Kill the bastard!
You facist pants-wearer!
Aye, pop the sucka out of here, yo.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
*type type* Hello AOL kids, press Alt + F4 for secret Pokémon!
"O kewl pokemon r teh r0xx0rs!"
The simps should be going right about...now.
All other users have signed off.
Heh...little AOL kids always try to get the power up and win the game.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
I am ready to go fight the legions of Satan.
But oh, holy avenger, where is thy armor? Thou chargest into battle unarmed.
Well, where is it?
Here it is, oh holy avenger.
I am ready to go fight the legions of Satan.
But oh, holy avenger, where is thy sword? Thou chargest into battle unarmed.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
What are you talking about? I have mine sword.
But oh, holy avenger, that is thy peace-bringing sword. Thou needest thy demon-slaying sword!
SHIT!!!!! I will just have to charge into battle without.
Be careful, oh holy avenger!
En guarde, foul beast!
We shall fight furiously.

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