PantslessCon 2003

Author: BDD

Date: February 3, 2003

by BDD
2-03-03
I stopped wearing pants when I was twelve.
Dude, who cares? I stopped wearing pants when I was ten!!!
Looky here! No pants since 1973!
Pantsless since I was seven, that's me!
I wear no pants either. Hell, I've been pantless since I was just five! My kindergarten teacher had a fit!
Aye. I've been wearing a skir -- er, kilt, all my life.