All comics by BigFrank105

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
The alien mothership has been stationed somewhere in Death Valley. You'll have to go alone. Now hurry! There isn't much time!
You can count on me General!
Wait... Where was I going?

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
And so, Crazy Dan sets off to find the alien mothership and save humanity!
Damn it's hot. I wish I had a dime bag.
The fuck? Who the hell are you!
I'm a magic dime bag! Fate has brought us together on this quest to save humanity!
How can a dime bag possibly be helpful to a stoner like me?
Are you cracking a joke, or are you seriously a fucking moron?

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
So, uh, magic dime bag. Do you have a name?
Why do you want to know?
I have no friends.
I see.

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
Well, if you want my name, I suppose you could call me "Dil".
That's a gay name.

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
I'm sorry I said you were gay. I did it because I'm quite insecure.
Really? About what?
About you being gay!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dumbass...

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
Dude, we should be going. We've been sitting around doing nothing for hours.
Fine, so where are we headed.
Death Valley! The site of the alien mothership!
Don't you be talkin about my mother!

 

by BigFrank105
11-08-04
Nice job numb nuts. You've led all the way up north.
Well things could be worse.
RARR!
See?

 

by BigFrank105
11-08-04
Greetings Crazy Dan!
Whoa, what are you?
I am a magic snowman!
Are you like that stupid magic dime bag that's been follwing me around that's trying to help me?
Sort of, except I'm here to kill you.
Well that's a relief.

 

by BigFrank105
11-08-04
Why have you come to kill me magic snowman?
Those aliens have sent me, they say you're Earth's last hope.
Well what do you care? You're just a stupid snowman
...
WELL I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW!

 

by BigFrank105
11-08-04
How can you kill me with no hands.
Ah ha, but you have yet to see my true form!
SUPER SAIYAN MIGHTY TRANSFORMATION FORM 17-A!!!
Fire melts snow, dude.
So it does.

 

by BigFrank105
11-08-04
Alien Mothership - Death Valley, CA
Zokar, you stupid cunt! Crazy Dan easily defeated that magic snowman! What do you have to say for yourself?
I have explosive diarrhea, and the whole time you've been bitching to me, I've been shitting my pants.

 

by BigFrank105
11-08-04
Hey Dil...
Yeah, what is it?
Have you ever stopped to notice how beautiful this snow is? It can make any night magical...
I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU CRAZY DAN!
BUT I LOVE YOU!

 

by BigFrank105
11-09-04
Well Dil, we're finally here at Death Valley!
What the fuck are you talking about. We're on the moon.
Close enough.

 

by BigFrank105
11-11-04
So tell me about the first time you had sex.
Ah, I remember that night like it was yesterday.
It was a warm, August night at the Tri-City Carnival... and love was in the air.
She must have been some girl.
Girl?

 

by BigFrank105
11-11-04
Crazy Dan and Dil arrive in Death Valley.
This is it Crazy Dan. The mothership is over that mountain. You must go there alone.
What the fuck? If you can't help me fight the aliens, why the fuck did you even follow me through my journey?
You have a hot ass.
You did notice!

 

by BigFrank105
11-11-04
No! Crazy Dan!
Stand aside alien!
The Brain Wave! It has no effect!
Huhuhuhuh... What?
Public Service Announcement
So remember kids, smoke your weed and aliens won't be able to destroy your brain cells!

 

by BigFrank105
11-11-04
After overcoming the alien grunts, Crazy Dan meets the alien overlord.
Mwahaha... You may think you have won, but your triump ends here, foul stoner!
Prepare for the most vile, and most horrendous acts ever to be performed on you!
I think he's talking to you.

 

by BigFrank105
11-11-04
Prepare to die tentacle... thing... uhm...
Foolish stoner!
Ouchie!
Die Bitch!
Now then, where were we?

 

by BigFrank105
11-11-04
I'm sorry I kinda doomed Earth, Dil.
Think nothing of it, Crazy Dan.
Why?
This whole adventure has just been a product of a marijuana induced hallucination.
A half-assed ending. I know
Well, at least the world isn't doomed and I'm safe in my room.
Whew! You were awesome! No wonder they call you Crazy Dan.

 

by BigFrank105
11-12-04
I M GOIN 2 RAPP YOU!!!1!!1!
Oh no!
Aghh!11!!!
Wut a horribul nitemare!!1!11

 

by BigFrank105
11-18-04
What are your plans for this Thanksgiving?
I'm probably gonna have sex with your mom.
My mom's been dead for two years.
I know.

 

by BigFrank105
11-18-04
We now go live to Washington D.C. where Presidential Re-elect George Bush is giving his Inaugural Address!
As uh, President re-elect... I, uh, will stop taxes, and uhm... lower evil doers... and Texas.
Meanwhile, down in hell...
This can't be a good sign.

 

by BigFrank105
11-18-04
Dad, how was I born?
You weren't born, you were the biproduct of a radioactive experiment gone awry.
Your mother and I found your deformed body one day behind a dumpster and raised you as our own.
You're a fucking asshole.
:(

 

by BigFrank105
11-18-04
Daddy, am I a pretty girl?
No.

 

by BigFrank105
11-19-04
Dude! I hear Young Buck is doing a presentation at the House of Blues!
Cool! Let's sneak backstage and meet him!
Hey it's Young-AGH!!!!
G-G-G-G-GOODBYE!

 

by BigFrank105
11-19-04
Young Buck, dawg! You shoulda notta dun stabbed that dude!
Yo shuddup Lloyd Banks! That bitch deserved it!
All I'm a gonna say is that you're gonna end up in da cooler with a roomate with feet for ears.
Pfft. Dawg dat shit is wack!
Much Later...
Ah shit...
ALL RITE!!1 A NOO ROOMEE!11!!!

 

by BigFrank105
11-19-04
Ah crap, it's one of those stupid French beatniks.
Bonjour, mon ami! Might I interest you in a croissant, ou some cafe?
Yeah, whatever. I'm all about this patriotism thing and my new Scyess orientated religion, so just back off.
Hmmm...
Good news, Mr. President. Our test Frenchy "Red-21" is actually being ridiculed by Americans. Our plan to blame France for our problems is working!
Excellent Mr. Science Person. The fate of your hands rests in America... I mean uh... I will leave no tile behind?

 

by BigFrank105
11-22-04
Why is the background white?
Why are you such a fucking cunt?
I'm not sure.
Cunt.

 

by BigFrank105
11-22-04
Dad... I wanted to let you know that even through these hard times I still love you!
Who the fuck are you?

 

by BigFrank105
11-22-04
Tim's first day of college.
ALL RIGHT! WUTUP DAWG! WE GUNSTA BE ROOMIES FO' DA NEXT YEAR HOMES!
Oh... Uh, hey. My name's Joe, it's very nice to make your acquaintance!
What the hell? I specifically stated I wanted a Black roommate!

 

by BigFrank105
11-28-04
Tim, I have reason to believe you were caught cheating on your Calculus test!
Fuck you.

 

by BigFrank105
11-29-04
Mr. President, what are you doing in the furniture department of Sears?
Uh, Mr. Cheney said I needed to get a new Cabinet.

 

by BigFrank105
11-29-04
Biff, Dave didn't show up. You'll have to give Bob's eulogy.
But -- I didn't really like Bob very much. In fact, I hated his guts.
Well, just think of something.
Ohhhh... Who lies dead in this casket that's in front of me?
SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

 

by BigFrank105
12-01-04
Most think he's a Steve Irwin stunt double.
Crikey! That Croc dun took a bite of me testicles!
Some think he became a Saddam stunt double and has successfully tricked Americans into thinking he's Saddam Hussein.
Aye! Bein' stunt dooble #6 shore pays off doont it?
Others think he got drunk and wandered off...
Eckskooze me! Am I still on Earth, mate?
WTF IZ YOR PROBLM?//???

 

by BigFrank105
12-02-04
NOBODY LOVES ME!
I love you!
NOBODY I LIKE LOVES ME!

 

by BigFrank105
12-02-04
TOBOR HUNGRY! TOBOR NOT INGEST CHEMICAL ENERGY TODAY!
Hey Tobor! What's up?
RARR!!! TOBOR CORNHOLE!
Compulsive Cornholing! Another side-effect of hunger!

 

by BigFrank105
12-03-04
Ho ho ho! And what would you like for Christmas, son?
I want a 2005 Ford Mustang GT, A new Dell Inspiron 8400, and a prostitute named Molly.
Look kid, I'm Santa, not a genie. I can't give you shit like that.
Fine, I'll let you use the prostitute.
Deal!

 

by BigFrank105
12-04-04
Ho ho ho! And what would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Um, I don't know!
Oh come on now! Everybody wants a toy!
Actually, I don't want a toy. I want a cure for world hunger and disease.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

by BigFrank105
12-04-04
I'm bisexual. I have sex with both genders.
I'm quadsexual. I'll have sex with both genders, mutants, and mushy corpses.
Mutants? That's so gross dude!

 

by BigFrank105
12-04-04
I was so close!

 

by BigFrank105
12-05-04
What would you rather do: watch the Green Bay Packers play, or have bamboo shoots shoved up your finger nails?
Hmmm...
How long would the shoots be?

 

by BigFrank105
12-06-04
Hey young athletes! I'm Barry Bonds and I'm telling YOU to stay away from steroids!
Hi girls! I'm Paris Hilton and I wanna tell you all that chastity is a wonderful thing!
Uh, I'm President George Bush and I approve this message of a Drug Free America.

 

by BigFrank105
12-06-04
Shit! I forgot to do my research paper for English Lit. the night before it's due!
Guess, I'd better get started.
Downloading: 3%

 

by BigFrank105
12-06-04
I hate America so much! Ach! It brings me much displeasure!
Please Abdul, do something to ease your troubles. Why don't you learn to fly airplane instead?
Say George, why don't you enter politics like your dad?
Thats a good idea, Mr. Magical Monkey!
Come on Fossey! We need something to put Nokia back in the black!
Well, how about this "N-Gage" idea that Marketing came up with...?

 

by BigFrank105
12-07-04
Hey Crabby, why are you so crabby?
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A BEARS FAN, HUH?
SHUT UP!!!

 

by BigFrank105
12-07-04
Wow, he died so suddenly. What caused the death?
He was a Packers Fan, Cubs fan, and followed the NHL religiously.
But that still doesn't---
He also invested all of his money in the N-Gage.
Damn, that sucks!
Yes, Steve Bartman will be greatly missed.

 

by BigFrank105
12-08-04
Well, my parents are gone, and they won't be back until late next week.
PARTY!!!
What? The last time we did that I got in a huge fight, seven people puked on the carpet and some dude drowned in my pool! Think of something else!
Hmmm...
PARTY!!!

 

by BigFrank105
12-09-04
Hey Billy! Christmas is coming, do you know what that means?
I get lots of presents from Santa!
NO! SANTA ISN'T REAL! AND EVEN IF HE WAS HE WOULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR MEANINGLESS LIFE!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!! I HATE YOU MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAA!!!
Uh, honey, you probably should have gone a little easier on Billy when you told him there really was no Santa.
Hey, that kind of stuff builds character.

 

by BigFrank105
12-09-04
Ho ho ho! Have you been a good boy this year Abdul?
Actually no. I killed 3 U.S. soldiers, 5 Iraqi police officers, and I set a bomb off in an orphanage.
That's quite the naughty list! Oh well, Santa can't leave anyone out!
I also fixed the World Series.
YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL HAVE YOU BURN FOR THIS!
I did it in Allah's name!

 

by BigFrank105
12-12-04
OMG DO YOU KNOW WHY JESUS IS SO COOL???
Uh... Because he died for humanity so that we could all go to heaven and he's here with us to this day?
NO! BECAUSE HE GETS TO HAVE HIS BIRTHDAY ON CHRISTMAS!

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