All comics by CrustyPussyBlood

 

Choo choo! Here comes Mr.Stinkybutt! Look at my red hot ass!
Wanna suck me? Just give me a little suck.
Just give me a chance. You might like the way I taste.
Are you comming on to me?

 

Tyler Perry is comming out with a new movie.
That black guy who dresses up as a big fat woman?
Yeah.
What's it called?
I think it's called "I'm not Martin Lawrence. Stop asking."
Hm...A documentary about his life.

 
And they said I was wasting my time creating the world's longest "Otter Pop", but I showed them!

 

Are the hobo rapist?
No.
OK then.
Time to make a liar out of myself!
GLAAAAAAA...

 

Fat!
Fat fatty fat fat!
Fatty fatty ding dongs!
That is intolerant hate speech and I will not stand for it!

 
Could you like...go stand someplace else?

 
Don't touch my fucking suitcase, you goddamn son of a bitch.

 

Is it weird that I don't have the ability to squirt?
I've never had sex without cumming.
Liar.
I'm not lying. You can ask my boyfriend.
Lisa said you wanted to see me?

 

Hello, my name's Chuck. We'll be sharing this cubicle for the next two weeks.
Hey Chuck! Do you like to fuck? Hehehe!
Um...
Beans make me fart.
I eat a lot of beans!

 

Hey faggots! Look at my cunt-shaped mouth!
If you don't laugh I'm going to piss on you from my face.

 

Well, youre talkin bout china grove! Ooo-oooh, china grove!
I'm rolling down the stares, too drunk to fuck!
If you play "Fat Bottom Girls" again, I'm going to smack you.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-03-08
You're a real piece of shit motherfucker, ya know that?

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-03-08
Eat a DICK you honky fuckin' cracka-ass damn fool! Eat a motherfucking DICK!

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-03-08
Go die, you worthless pile of maggot infested donkey shit.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-06-08
I'm leaving you John.
Fine with me, you herpes infested cunt rag.

 

Was it good for you?
by CrustyPussyBlood, 10-13-08

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-13-08
Grah flo wibble ddrah...
Freb flizzle frah rah...
You know if you want to watch get undressed, you could come in.
BOOBIES!!!

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-13-08
I'm glad you came over Stephanie! I have a surprise for you.
Are you ready? Are you ready for your surprise?
Bring it.
Ta-da!
You're not going to give up on this, are you?

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-14-08
Yooouuu suuuck.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-14-08
Go eat a bag of dried up donkey shit, you rotten fucking waste of cum.

 

I can't tell you how happy I am to see you.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 10-16-08

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-20-08
So...Hillary Duff is part of a new PSA campaign to try and get kids not to use the phrase "That's so gay."
You know what I think is gay?
Hillary Duff?
Well yes...but I was going to say ramming my fuck stick up another man's tender anus until I splooge in his lower intestine!
That's so gay.
I'm going to rape you.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-21-08
Sir, I've got good news and bad news.
The good news is you don't have herpes.
The bad news is your wife does.
She's a fucking whore.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-22-08
So let me get this straight...you want me to piss in that bottle then break it over your head then cut you with the broken shards of glass then shove the bottleneck up my ass...
then you want me to push it out with out a fat shit which you want me to rub all over my tits and pussy while you lick my toes with a broomstick up your ass and a mop handle up my ass...
while I hop around on one leg singing the Lens Crafters commercial song?
That is correct.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-26-08
Choke on broken glass, you ass-faced bloody worm shit.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
10-27-08
I want to smear feces in your eyes and peel off your putrid scabies in fested face, you filthy rotten cock monger.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-02-08
I don't understand your schtick.
yay! Another Pre-teen Loser!
Out of the hate machine and into the comic maker.
Female ejaculation is the story of my life. I wish
*sighs*
your username makes every cell in my body cringe

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-02-08
anyone who didnt rate him good is going to hell
Well I like 'em.
Thank you, those who have a sense of humor.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-11-08
What smells so good in here?
I made poopie!
It looks delicious.
We should eat it.
Let's do that.
Yay!

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-11-08
PREPARE TO DIE!!! I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!
MY LIGHT SHALL CONQUER YOUR DRAKNESS EVIL ONE!!!
THEN I'M GOING TO TEAR OUT YOUR HEART AND-*Sniff sniff* What's that smell?
I farted.
Dude...
Sorry.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-14-08
Go fuck a blender you rectum-faced cunt fart.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-16-08
Eat a bag of shit, cock smooch.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-16-08
I wonder what donkey cum tastes like.
HEEEE-HAW!!!

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-18-08
I wonder what shit tastes like.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-19-08
Mmmmmm...
aaaarrrrrgggg...
I destroyed him using the force. The force of my vaginal farts.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-19-08
Well...funny running into you here.
Yeah. We both eat. What're the odds?
You look well.
You look like a sack of soggy assholes.
I was fucking your bother for months before the divorce.
I hope you both choke on shit. Where the fuck are my pants?

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-20-08
Jesus loves you.
Unless you question anything I say.
Then he'll send you to a firey pit for all eternity.
You're kind of an asshole, huh?

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-20-08
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!

 

I'm so going to drink whatever yellow liquid is in that cup sitting right next to that toilet.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 11-22-08

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-25-08
Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
What the fuck?
I'm a gigantic talking fly. Care to dance?
I'm going to have to reject your advances but tell me: out of all the women in this bar, why did you pick me?
I don't know. I guess because you look like shit.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-26-08
I'm enjoying myself.
Is that Adam Sandler?
Look at me! I'm crazy beard and glasses man! I have a beard and glasses! Isn't that crazy?!
I'm not enjoying myself anymore.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-27-08
Hi kids, I'm Fucko The Shitty Clown!
And I'm Piss Tits, Fucko's cunty sidekick.
Hey Piss Tits, I'm really happy today! What do we do when we're really happy?
Gee, I don't know Fucko.
WE CUT OURSELVES!!!
YAAAYYYYYYY!!!

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
12-05-08
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
12-08-08
May I help you?
Have you heard the good news?
What good news? A cure for AIDS? Peace in the Middle East? An end to this recession?
No...I speak of Jesus and his love.
Hello?

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
12-09-08
Hello Earth being. We have studied and learned to imitate your language. What messages do you have for us?
I have the message of Jesus Christ and his love!
Oh? Please go on.
Basically he says gay people, women who stand up for thier rights, and anyone who asks questions is going to a firery pit called Hell!

 

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I'M BURNING FROM THE INSIDE OUT!!!
Thank God for this.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 12-09-08

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
12-11-08
*Sniff sniff* It appears that you have shat.
Would you like me to wear your diapers like a hat?
What would you think of that? If I wore your diapers like a hat?

 

I'M GOING TO CUM!!!
by CrustyPussyBlood, 12-11-08

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
12-12-08
Would you like to suck my monkey nuts?
No thanks.
Would you like to suck my monkey nuts?
Nigga what?
Would you like to suck my monkey nuts?
Would you like to nut my monkey suck?

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
12-12-08
This is my two-hundreth comic.
Yeah.

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