You Know What They Say About Flies

Author: CrustyPussyBlood

Date: November 25, 2008

by CrustyPussyBlood
11-25-08
Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
What the fuck?
I'm a gigantic talking fly. Care to dance?
I'm going to have to reject your advances but tell me: out of all the women in this bar, why did you pick me?
I don't know. I guess because you look like shit.