All comics by DBoba

 

by DBoba
5-03-20
oh man..I love RAMEN
Shut up SOY BOY NARRATOR, RAMEN SUCKS nobody in China eats that crap!
Yeah who wants to eat shit that looks like fly maggots?
SO Khan, what do we know about the development of RAMEN?
Well Chan, it all started in the great ZHOU dynasty, approximately sometime around 256BC..according to the Bamboo Journals...it even predates the development of FIREWORKS!
Wow that far back? So how was it actually discovered?
It was during Ninja practice, the old boiled egg trick, shred with a sword, one of the Ninja rejects named Ra discovered when the shredded eggs dried in the hot sun, they looked like MAGGOTS!

 

by DBoba
5-03-20
Yes..may I help you?
I'm here for my PSYCHO ANUS...
I think you mean PSYCHO ANALYSIS?
Yeah dude WHATEVAH!
Well unfortunately Tyler, that project has been defunded....but thanks for stopping by...
What the fuck do you mean "DEFUNDED"...God dammit I always get the SHIT END of the stick around here...I'm not taking this shit..YOU WILL PSYCHO ANALYZE ME OR ELSE!

 

by DBoba
5-03-20
Not too far in the future..maybe 2025 or some shit...
beep beep whir whir...
Man this place looks like a huge landfill...
beep beep WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE? It looks like a Playboy Magazine!
And look, there's a blowup sex doll....
Holy shit...(scanning the landscape)..this is where all the sex toys that nobody wants anymore end up?
FUCK...They been SHOOTIN' THEM AT URANUS?

 

by DBoba
5-04-20
ok so I've gathered you all here today...
VIRTUALLY
YES DUMBASS....VIRTUALLY....to go over the numbers for this quarter and then project next quarter...
(lots of cackles, chuckles, giggling, guffaws, sounds of mics being muted....
OK...who wants to go first?
What do you mean go? You mean like get laid off?

 

by DBoba
5-04-20
What are you doing?
um...trying to break into your house?
With a CROWBAR...through a BRICK WALL?
I was trying to be STEALTH
You DUMBASS I could hear you five blocks away...
Hey man, this isn't my normal day gig...

 

Hey look..it's JEFF SESSIONS...why is he dressed like CAPTAIN OBVIOUS this morning?
I don't think we should be importing 30 million illegals when 30 million Americans are out of work!
by DBoba, 5-05-20

 

by DBoba
5-05-20
is there even a prayer that you can offer us anything funny Butch?
uh...let me think...
...oh yeah...once when I was hacking some guy up with my chain saw...I cut my finger, and the guy offered me a bandaid out of his wallet..he said he wouldn't need it any more..that was pretty funny..

 

by DBoba
5-06-20
..how's this guys?
Yep..looks good..six foot...
I have a question....what's a foot?

 

by DBoba
5-07-20
What the FUCK?
Hi..I work for the government....I am making sure you stay six feet away...
A week later...
"HERE LIES THE GREEN DUDE..HE IS SIX FEET AWAY NOW"

 

by DBoba
5-07-20
Hello..yes..how may I help you?
I'm here for my Stripcreator character psychoanalysis session
...well....that program was defunded...but I'll play along for shits and giggles...state your name and occupation for the audio record...
"shits and giggles" huh...My name is Dr. Robert Rigby and I am a psychoanalyst...
..ok..Dr. Robert...tell me one amusing character trait of yours...
..well...I'm the guy that gave the Beatles LSD back in the 60s...it was pretty funny watching the Fab Four tripping their moptop brains off...

 

by DBoba
5-09-20
Hey...
Hey...
You want to tell me or should I just start with the questions?
I'm tired of the questions, so..I'll just tell you...
It seems that I fucked up and married a psychotic whore...

 

by DBoba
5-12-20
Really? Satan?
Yep...the one and only..!!!
Well I'm not going to pussyfoot around with YOU...just cut to the chase and tell me the most ABHORANT thing you have ever done...
Easy....hands down the wickedest thing I ever did was FUCK JFK'S HEAD WOUND while he lay in the coffin on Air Force One during the return trip from Dallas to DC while Jackie was asleep on the bed....
..did I win? What's my prize?

 

by DBoba
5-14-20
Rumors are starting to fly about us...we can't hook up no more....
Yeah I noticed too...ok...one more BLOWJOB for the road then?
Sure....
Cool...
Hey when you're suckin' my hawg can you make like your gargling?
Yeah no problem, I'll give it try...

 

by DBoba
5-15-20
Hello...
Hi...I thought this whole Stripcreator character psychoanalysis thing was defunded?
I'm working for free now...what's the latin term for that?
(thinking)
Dumbassedness?

 

by DBoba
5-16-20
Tyler...what a pleasant surprise..what brings you here?
I think I got the clap man...
Really? Well this is the PSYCHOANALYSIS room...I think the pee-pee-podiatrist is down the hall...
Hey man, the bitch that gave this to me IS PSYCHO!
I'm only supposed to analyze YOU, she's going to have to come in herself to be analyzed...
Oh..ok...just as long as you don't ask me to pee into the little cup thingy...cause that's gonna hurt like a motherfucker...I need something for that 'coz my back teeth are floating man!!!

 

by DBoba
5-16-20
Didn't I do you already?
I don't think so...they told me that you can just look at a person and tell them what is wrong with them...
(..a couple minutes tick by...)
SO???
Hang on...I'm still lookin'

 

by DBoba
5-17-20
Hey Dad....what's a Gal Gay Dot?
Hmmm....let's Google that....
Why did you put the word "NUDE" after it?
Because we can make this one of those DAD SON TALK moments...
So..what did you find...
Leave the room son, and throw me that box of kleenex over there! This is a real tragic story. I don't want to tell you, it will traumatize your young psyche too much!

 

by DBoba
5-21-20
I am surprised you showed up!
...I came for my free therapy session!!!
OK...so...what's the deal with the ball balancing act...?
Hmm...I thought you would be more interested in my doggie underwear...
...I already know that symbolizes your infantile brain degression...that's already been recorded in your file....what's throwing me is the ball balancing....
ASSHOLE

 

by DBoba
5-21-20
Hey..sorry but we don't psychoanalyze cats...
Why the fuck not?
..because cats are aloof, discreet, shady, secretive and illusive creatures...you can't get inside their heads...
That's the biggest bunch of bullshit I have ever heard?
Oh yeah...well here's a test question for you then....who unrolled all the toilet paper this morning...
The fucking dog did that shit..not me....

 

by DBoba
5-22-20
RING RING....
Hello?
MAMA! AM I BLACK?
what the hell you talkin' about son...you as black as the ace of spades!
But MAMA Joe Biden says I am NOT REALLY BLACK if I vote for TRUMP!
JOE WHO?
JOE MAMA!!!

 

by DBoba
5-25-20
*whimper*
What the hell is your major malfunction SOY BOY NARRATOR?
YEAH! Stop you're whinin' - there's no WHIMPERIN' around here...
So Khan...Joe Biden says that if we are confused about who we might be voting for "we ain't black"
That's a pretty sharp guy right there huh Chan....I'm pretty sure I ain't black!
I dunno...in the summer when you lay out in your egg noodle thong you get pretty black!
HUSH YO MOUTH YOU SILLY HO!

 

by DBoba
6-01-20
What are you doing?
I'm hanging up this poster
What does it say
It explains how white people can become black people's allies by learning how to shut up and not whitesplain everything
Oh so fighting a civil war and freeing their ancestors and passing civil right legislation apparently wasn't enough?
guess not...

 

WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT DESTRUCTION, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT!
(PAUL): IN!
(JOHN): OUT YOU FUCKING LACKEY!
by DBoba, 6-02-20

 

by DBoba
6-03-20
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
TRANSLATION:
I'm the tobacco industry I'm FUCKING RICH I GOT ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD OR ON OXYGEN NOW!!!
I'm the US GOVERNMENT..I'm too FUCKING CHICKEN to designate NICOTINE an ADDICTIVE CLASS A DRUG!!! BUT YOU CAN'T SMOKE WEED MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

by DBoba
6-19-20
Jesus Dad, what the fuck, you've been holed up in here for almost a month, do you ever come out for air?
Leave me alone son, I got the WORST case of writer's block, well, maybe not.....the last one lasted 6 years...
6 YEARS? OH FUCK NO....you better get crackin!
Son, remember, none of us get paid for this shit...
Then where does all the money come from?
I can't tell you or I'll have to kill you....

 

by DBoba
6-19-20
So wait....are you not telling me that Mom's the one wearin' the pants in this house...for like....EVER?
SHUT UP! Your mother is a loving woman, she is letting me pursue my dream....
...The dreamer, the unwoken fool, In dreams, no pain will kiss the brow. The love of ages fills the head. The days that linger there in prey of emptiness, Of burned out dreams. The minutes calling....
SHUT THE FUCK UP CONSCIENCE!!!
Why did you tell our son that I am letting you pursue your dream? I've been after you for SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS NOW to get a fucking job!
I didn't want to burst his mommy hero bubble......leave it alone....!!!!

 

by DBoba
6-20-20
....oh great this is a much needed episode....I can't tell you how much it peeves me to open a comic on Stripcreator and be assaulted by lines and lines of useles-
HEY! SOYBOY NARRATOR! STIFLE YOURSELF!!!
Jesus he almost invalidated our shit in one fell swoop!
So yeah Khan what do you think about this latest trend in Stripcreator Comics?
I think it's pretty sad Chan...seems this younger generation can't shut the fuck up!
What suggestion would you have for them then?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

by DBoba
6-20-20
...oh boy this is not going to go well...
SHUT UP SOY BOY NARRATOR!
Yeah..this is the first in our new series of interviews...bring in the guest..you go first Chan!
Hey stupid 80s kink dude named Tyler....what's up?
Hey! Where's your sister, she promised me a MENANGE-O-TWAT for me giving this interview
...about five mnutes later....
Hey Chan...where's our guest?
They had to take him out in traction....he couldn't handle the TAI-KWAN-DO version of MENANGE-O-TWAT!

 

by DBoba
6-22-20
1968
FUCK THE FLAG THE FLAG IS FOR FAGS
what the fuck is this....a draft notice.....???
1998
FUCK THE FLAG THE FLAG IS FOR FAGS
what the fuck is this an IRS audit...???
2020
FUCK THE FLAG THE FLAG IS FOR FAGS
shit my colonoscopy results came back positive!!!

 

by DBoba
6-23-20
Is this a random comic?
Sure is!
..but aren't you one of the "Not Random Chinese Girls"
you fucking racist, what you sayin' Chinese girls all look alike?
Yep..that's you alright!

 

by DBoba
6-28-20
One Day At Felix Salten's crib....
Hey boss what's with the deer in the kitchen?
He's following me around like a lost puppy...if you want me to cook him I need him killed...I don't whack Bambi!
Boss?
heh heh heh...(evil dirty laugh)

 

by DBoba
6-30-20
Hey POPS..you sure you got COMIC BLOCK?
....ain't no 'bout a doubt it...I can't think of ANYTHING!
yeah, but you been sitting here for four weeks now doing nothing but reading Arbitrary's comics...
....that's true...I'm waiting for the punchline...I want to make sure that my next comic is funnier than this series...I have no idea where it's going...
DUDE YOU ASSHAT....there ain't gonna be no PUNCH LINE...that IDIOT is using Stripcreator for his boring DIARY!!!
....FUCK...SERIOUSLY? Why that motherf---

 

by DBoba
7-02-20
Let's play a game ok?
OK
I'll say a word and you tell me the body part that it stimulates
hmmm...ok...
POP TART
COLON!!!!!

 

by DBoba
7-02-20
Did you take my clothes off the line?
nope
..well somebody did now I have nothing to wear to work...
..that's what you get for hanging your clothes outside and trusting the general public...
I wouldn't have to if you fixed the dryer or bought me a new one...
ain't gonna happen until I sell some comics!!!

 

*POOF* Jesus turns BigWorm into a monstrosity and boots him out of Heaven....
Oh..and check between your arms...your WORM'S not BIG...is it?
by DBoba, 7-11-20

 

by DBoba
7-12-20
What's in the briefcase?
Nuts
Aww c'mon man don't fuck with me like that...what's in there?
It's true..BigWorm's nuts are in here..I cut them off and I am delivering them to the Pope
Wow...does CBN know about this?

 

by DBoba
7-13-20
So have we tamped down the "BigWorm" insurrection sufficiently...
Yes Father....It seems quiet for now...
Hmm....cutting his balls off and delivering them to the pope...you signed off on that?
Yes..it seems a minor inconvenience considering what I had to go through to get this job...
yes..well..I guess we're pretty sure you still have YOUR balls....
*GULP*

 

by DBoba
7-13-20
One day at STRIPCREATOR headquarters..
OK...so that's about everything as far as orientation goes...do you hae any questions?
Yeah..when do I get my Illuminati membership lapel pin?
'SCUSE ME?
Come on...I know y'all have a sex cult in the basement...I came here once as avictim but I escaped....
uh...I...uh....hang on...we'll have to go to HR and find out about that...I'll get back to you...in the meantime...why don't you go wait in the lobby.....

 

by DBoba
7-16-20
the CDC confirmed today that COCAINE seems to have certain properties that can PREVENT infection of COVID19
WHAT???
CDC President Tony Montana confirmed today that ingesting at least 1lb of pure COKE every 4 hours will keep the virus away...
...man this is fake news...who makes this shit up???
For those of you not aware, the CDC is not the Center for Disease Control, it is the Citizens for Drug Consumption...
that's it...I'm blowin' up my TV!

 

by DBoba
7-18-20
Today I washed my panties, which meant I had to go commando all day while I waited for them to dry
I went to the hairdresser and paid 300 bucks for a foil color and blow dry.then I went to Walmart to buy some school supplies
After my hair wash I went to Bucky's to buy some scratch tickets but the guy at the counter told me I couldn't scratch them there due to COVID
When I got to Walmart they told me I had to wear a mask mandatory, I told them to fuck off that I would sue them and they didn't argue so I didn't wear a mask...
Really? They let you checkout?
Fuck no I shoplifted that shit like a big dawg!

 

by DBoba
7-18-20
Josh wakes up and takes in the beautiful lakeside skyline...
It is such a welcome relief from last night's horror as a first responder...
..he had to get a dead guy out of a pool who electrocuted himself because he thought he could take his sex robot in the water and fuck it...
..people are so fucking stupid these days...

 

by DBoba
7-19-20
Meanwhile deep in the bunker at the White House
Here you are Mr. President..that dossier you requested..
BigWorm? Yes bring it over please...
(reading): BigWorm is a disgruntled ex-Catholic priest who was removed from the clergy because he liked diddling the altar boys...
I fucking knew it!!!
(reading further) BigWorm spends his days writing Jeus hate comics on a website called StripCreator...DHS has determined threat level assessment of -451
Holy shit, I don't think I've ever seen a threat level assesmen this low...NEGATIVE NUMBERS EVEN!!!

 

by DBoba
7-20-20
Did you know you that chicken that was just here spelled the word "cognitive" wrong?
what do you want me to do about it?
I dunno, maybe you could invent common core for chickens?
that's actually the problem....I already did that...it obviously failed...
Have you ever heard of that cult that immitates me getting nailed to the cross?
Yeah man I just invented it!

 

by DBoba
7-20-20
Meanwhile at the CRAB SHACK....
YO BRO...get the FUCK out of my way you're blocking the door
I'm here protesting!
protesting what?
your obvious crustacean supremacy privilege
dude..are you fuckin' nuts? Look at me..I gotta carry my house on my back!
you got any big screen TVs in there?

 

by DBoba
7-20-20
Nobody's home, break out the BOSCO
and the chocolate chip cookies....
Dude, stop baning' your head on the comic frames! Do you think they have Xbox
WI
you never told me you were French!
you never told me you're a flaming idiot!

 

stop crying and just sign this recycle form!
by DBoba, 7-20-20

 

by DBoba
7-20-20
One night in the disco men's room...
All our times have come Here but now they're gone
?
Seasons don't fear the reaper Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain, we can be like they are
C'mon baby!.....hey...get outta the way...I gotta pee like a race horse!
wow...what just happened?

 

by DBoba
7-21-20
somewhere in EAST LA....
HELLO THIS PERSON IS NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING!
My cock is this high when erect!
Seriously dude, I could give a fuck less...
Coincidentally, that's about the same height as your BIG FAT MOUTH!
That's bullshit, most little Jew boys like you have penises so small they look like CLITS!!!
Oh so you're a lesbian? I'm a lesbian too! I like to lick pussy!

 

Hey you honky pig wanna pull that pig jalopy over where the fuck you think you goin in my neighborhood did you pay your fuckin slave reparations this week do I need to put my knee on your neck?
by DBoba, 7-23-20

 

by DBoba
7-24-20
Do you even know WHY this is happening?
uh...yeah I kinda think so...
Well what do you got to say for yourself?
um...I guess I should have masturbated way less?
NO DUMBASS...you can't be DISSIN' on JESUS!
WHAT???!!!!

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