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by Deaths_Head_II
7-20-04
Oww....
Looks like my foe was knock out by the ship, which also supplys new enemies! Too many for me to fight...I must flee! NINJA VANISH!
*POOF*
Umm...aren't you supposed to use smoke to vanish, not fire?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-21-04
Here is the plan. I'm going to go and fight my double. Cassanda will go and free the other FFTSBers. The rest of you stay here and guard the ship.
okez dood lol see u l8er!!!!1
so do u want to ply cards or sometink????
Sure, whatever.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-21-04
Ok, Orly...you can do this. You are capable of handling a mission like this. Just defeat your double and get the heck out of here...it's that simple. Don't be afraid, don't be worried....
You may have lost your black edge, but you are still Orly. You are still the coolest person on the face of the planet. Don't be afraid. You're the tiger. You're rough...Your're tough...You're...
'SUP DUDE!
LOL, HE FAINTED!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-22-04
Oh no, my foe! I must charge up my power!
I MUST CHARGE UP AS WELL!!
Charging, charging, charging!
STILL CHARGING!
Stupid Dragon Ball Z-style battles.
DAMN IT, WHEN WILL THIS END!!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-22-04
Damn it, I need to end this quick...
OH MY GOD! LOOK BEHIND YOU! THERE IS A BIG DEFORMED MONSTER RIGHT THERE!!
HEY RIGHT, LIKE I'M GOING TO FALL FOR THAT!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MONSTERS DO NOT EXIST!
*sniff* *sniff* What a a meanie.... ;_;

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-22-04
You may think I am defeated, but you are wrong! I will now unleash all my white boyness into one attack!
HA HA! NOTHING YOU CAN DO CAN SAVE YOU NOW, FOOL!
*Blinding White Flash*
Yes! It worked! Black Orly is defeated!
DAMN, HOMIE!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-23-04
I'm sorry, Cassandra. I can't let you pass.
Zak, my friends are in danger. if you dare try to stop me from helping them...
You're friends are all right. I never meant for any of them to get hurt.
Then why? Why did you side up with Black Orly? Why did you kidnap the FFTSBers? Why did you start this whole charade?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I do, but that's beside the point.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-23-04
Does this have to do with your father? Are you trying to get back at him for deserting you and your mother years ago?
That may have been a terrible thing for him to do, but it's thanks to that experience that I grew up to the person I am today.
...an angry adult with a violent need for revenge.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-23-04
You were never told what happened to your brother, were you?
What? I..I have no brother!
No, Cassandra....I am your brother.
What? It can't be!
omg wtf omg!!!!!!!!1
PLOT TWIST'D!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-23-04
Goodbye, Cassandra. Sorry for deceiving you and your friends...I just needed to see you just one time.
No! Wait! Don't leave yet!
*snif* *sniff*
SAD SCENE'D!
Okay, you can stop doing that now, FPH.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-23-04
So how is everybody doing right now?
Everyone's pretty much the same except for Talas. He hasn't said anything for quite a while.
What's wrong with him?
He's pretty upset over the fact that another ninja was actually able to defeat him in battle.
....especially since it was because of default?
Yeah. I wouldn't go near him for the next few days. He's pretty pissed at the whole running- him- over- with- a-thousand- pound- spaceship thing.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-23-04
Coming to a Presidential Election near you....
What did you call this voting booth?
...a Sacrificial Chamber.
The battle you've all been waiting for...
They're planning on using us as bait to lure the people onto each other's side!
Those poor gullible voters....
BVK: Bush VS Kerry.
Whoever wins....
...we lose.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-24-04
The new Catwoman movie is one of those rare creatures that dissapoint all it's possible fans.
This type of movie only comes out once in a while because very few film makers are actually this dumb.
Comic fans will not like it for the fact it has absolutely nothing do with the comic Catwoman, besides sharing the same name as her.
"Girl Power" fans will not like it because Halle Berry sniffing at catnip, lapping up milk and doing other stupid cat stuff doesn't make woman feel empowered.
Horny 16 year olds will not like it because Halle looks like she spent $20 on a costume that makes her look dumb as hell, completely taking away any chance of a boner.
And regular people will not like like it because it's just plain going to suck ass.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-24-04
Ha! Ha! I dare you to try to name at least ten good American RPGs. It's impossible!
Well there's Baldur's Gate 1+2, Icewind Dale 1+2, Arcanum, Planescape: Torment, Fallout 1+2, Morrowind, and Neverwinter Nights.
Well...I..err....
And then there's Elder Scrolls 1+2+3, Diablo 1+2, Everquest, Temple of Elemental Evil, Anachronox, Knights of the Old Republic, Septerra Core, Exile 1+2+3....
Okay, you can stop now.
And let you feel less stupid? No thanks. Avernum 1+2+3 was also good, as well as Geneforge, Summoner 2, Warhammer, Nox....

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-24-04
You like Hillary Duff, FPH? WIMPY GIRL ALERT! EEEOOOEEEOOO!!
*sniff* Stop making fun of me!
Hey, FPH? Wimpy Girl Land just called! They said they need you back there! They say it's not the same without your wimpy girlness!
*sniff* *sniff* You can't judge me!
You know, Gus, if I didn't have you as an imaginary friend, I would go crazy.
You like Hillary Duff? What kind of a wimpy girl are you? Never imagine me again, loser.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-24-04
Hey, Katie. I was hoping you would want to go out with me on Saturday?
I told you before, RMR. Until you move out of your parent's basement, we're never going to start dating.
But I'm finally doing something about my hygeine, just like you asked!
Okay, fine. But I'll be seeing other men as well.
On different nights?
Don't push your luck.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-25-04
Man, you guys are losers. All you do is whine and argue about stupid video games. Go get a life.
Well, what are you doing here?
I'm just here to make fun of all the people that spend their lives playing video games and arguing about them on message boards.
And for some reason, you're less pathetic then us?
Yes, yes I am.
Whatever you are smoking, please pass it down.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-26-04
An NPC's Life: A look into the life of an average NPC!
Damn, my legs are tired.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-26-04
One hundred of bottles of beer on the wall...one hundred bottles of beer...

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-26-04
Hello, I am a random hero.
THERE IS A WEIRD LIGHT IN THE NORTHERN WOODS. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
Well, my job is done for the day!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-27-04
Hey, DPR. What are you up to?
Hey, Bea. I'm just trying to get a new security system installed into my house.
Really? What for?
I'm just trying to have some defense against all the mindless psycho that sneak into my house and threaten my life.
Dude, RMR does that to everyone.
Yeah, but he bites me a lot lately.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-27-04
Well, my security systems activated, but I can't shake off the feel that I forgot something.
Hey, nice house. By the way, you left your front door open.
Damn it.
Hey, are those Dorritos? I hope you don't mind if I eat some!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-27-04
Mr. Lizard Guy, stop ruining my house and leave. I'm begging you.
Wow, nice computer! I always wanted to see what happens to a P.C once you throw it down a flight of stairs!
Please...I'm very uncomfortable with you being here.
Sweet, you have your own bed! Mind if I check out to see if it's flammable or not?
WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?
Sorry about the mess in the bathroom, dude. Hey, is that a Playstation 2?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-27-04
Hey, I heard that a half-lizard, half-human thing snuck into DPR's house and is tormenting him.
Yeah, that must seriously suck.
I think we should do something. We could go over there and help DPR kick the Lizard Guy out...
...or we can just point and laugh at DPR's misfortune.
I perfer the latter myself.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-28-04
Okay, we're here, DPR. Where is the Lizard Guy?
He's in my room, playing my video games.
Ok, Lizard Guy, I'm going to have to ask you to lea--Wait a minute! Are you playing Killer Instinct?
Yeah, it's awesome. One of my favorite fighting games.
I don't like the direction this is going...
Hey, how do you feel about the X-Box?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-28-04
I can't believe you guys are acting buddy-buddy with that guy!
Oh come on! He's really cool once you get to know him! Go talk to him! You'll get along great!!
Hey, did you think Final Fantasy X-2 was an awesome game? I sure did!
Get the fuck away you prissy bitch before I break off your legs and shove them down your throat.
I thought you said we would get along great?
I correct my previous statement: You'll get along great if you don't have a very gay opinion.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-28-04
Okay, we can't be in the same house together! You're going to have to choose: the Lizard Guy or me!
They are the worst friends ever.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-29-04
Um, Sir? You know the Green Lantern movie we are working on?
The comedy-action one starring Jack Black? What about it?
A lot of people are complaining about the idea. They want a serious movie about GL.
So?
So maybe we should just do what the people want?
We don't do things that way here, Richard.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-30-04
Hiya, everyone! Welcome back to the FFTSB 500 topic!
This is Galactic Mage, with our guest star for the day, Beawulf! Now lets get this show on the road!
Shouldn't we be doing something?
You have a lot to learn about being an FFTSBer, Bea.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-30-04
Hey, what's this? A new Batman movie coming out?
They already have a teaser trailer? I need to check this out!
DH2 was a simple robot...with simple thoughts...of world domination...
Why am I the only person at this funeral?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-01-04
Welcome back to Blind Date, the show where two people hook up for a chance at romance.
When we left off, Orlandu and Martha enjoyed a nice time with each other filled with dining, dancing, and partying. Lets see what they think of each other.
I would definatly go out with Martha again. She had a nice personality and was fun to hang out with. I really enjoyed being with her.
Second date? Definatly! Orly was real cool to be with. He also never even realized I am really a guy, even when we were making out!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-01-04
Hey DH2! I thought of something really cool last night that could spice up your comic strip!
I honestly do not care.
It's something veryone would want to see! It would be sure to bring more people to the strip! Know what it is?
Please shut up right now.
Vulgar Sock Puppets! FUCK! SHIT! ASS! BITCH!
If I killed him right now...no court would convict me...

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-01-04
Overpowered Character Shows.
There! I have used my ultimate attack! There is no way he could have survived---What? It can't be! He's alive!
Ha ha! Your attack has missed me! Now you have destroyed the whole planet by accident!
"Real Life" Shows.
Hey, lets go act all cutesy and innocent and act absoultely nothing like real girls do! Tee hee!
*giggle* Ok! As long as we will do some sexually arrousing activities to give all the guys watching this big boners!
Shows About Card Games.
I order Red Eyes Blue Skin Purple Tail Yellow Wang Dragon to use his Power Flare attack at you directly!
You fool! Now I use a trap card I placed on the field before that nobody even noticed until now! It will cause this duel to be dragged on for one more episode! Ha ha!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-02-04
hllo can i hve a duble cheesborger wif fries?????
Um...we don't sell anything like that here. This is Taco Bell, not McDonalds.
hllo can i hve a duble cheesborger wif fries?????
...........

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-03-04
You see...it's supposed to show that the board is dead.
I GET IT.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-03-04
The trial of Joker vs Kefka reached a turning point yesterday, as the Joker brought up further claims that Kefka has stolen his character concept.
A pyschotic clown with a villainous laugh vs a psychotic clown with a villainous laugh. Are the similarities too much? Lets look at the situation in the the courtroom.
Your honor, my client has every right to be upset, considering the situation. The defendant has blaintly stolen his character concept and has gotten immense popularity for it.
I don't see Microsoft getting any flack for improving on the original stale, old, obsolete computers!
Bite me, lard ass.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-04-04
The case turned againts Kefka yesterday, when the diobolical villian decided to use its previous relations with Nintendo to prove it's innocence.
They hoped that having the partner they had when FFVI was made at the trial would help them, but it failed miserably when the Nintendo mascot was questioned.
Your testimony is completely plausible Mr. Mario, but can we really believe the words of a man known to take mushrooms?
I only take-a them to become-a giant Mario! I need to squash-a the evil demons and save the princess from a giant lizard-a!
No further questions, your honor.
I'm-a serious! The lizards, they are all trying to kill-a me!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-05-04
We're getting killed out there in the courtroom! You're my lawyer, you're supposed to help me!
Don't worry, I'm going to try my best to turn this trial completely around!
Mr. Superman, you say that your rival was copied by Mr. Kefka, but should the jury believe this outrageous claim?
Yes, they should.
Oh well. I tried.
You are so fired.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-06-04
Hey, look! The Posters Choice Awards are on! Lets see what my buddies voted me for!
Worst Flamer, Least Respected Poster, Worst Flamer, Worst Flamer, Worst Flamer, Biggest Complainer...
I CAN FEEL THE LOVE!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-07-04
Well, I just wanted to make a comic saying Happy Birthday to you, LT.
Um...my birthday was yesterday. Why are you making this strip today?
Because...uh...I thought that... well... thank you?
What the heck are you thanking me for?
Damn, that works all the time in those commericals.
Whatever. Just fork over my present.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-07-04
Hey, did you hear? Doom 3 came out a couple days ago.
Yeah, I was about to go and get it for myself.
Okay, cool. Can you go get a copy for me as well?
What the heck are you talking about, Cheaty?
Oh. I thought you meant you were going to BUY it.
Why do that when you got the internet at your disposal?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-09-04
Hey, did you hear? DH2 accidently deleted his River City Ransom file.
The one he spent seven hours on? Yeah.
hat must have seriously sucked. He spent all that time boosting his stats and getting techniques and it was all for nothing.
Yeah. Boy, he sure went crazy after that.
The police had to contain him after he started running though the streets naked.
Was that before or after he lit the Town Hall on fire?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-09-04
OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MONSTER! NO! NOOOOOOOOO! GET AWAY FROM IT YOU FOOLS!
NO, CHILDREN! IT'S DECEIVING YOU! IT DOESN'T WANT PEACE AND LOVE! IT WANTS DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
What the heck is FPH watching? Some kind of monster movie?
No, just Barney.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-10-04
I've decided to start working in Manga, LT.
Really? What for?
I'm too lazy to do some meaningful art, so I taking a proffession that uses cliched characters, a story that isn't deep or meaningful, and uses the most simple art styles.
Fair enough.
I'm working on a comic right now. I call it "Gundum Vampire Hunter Ball Z: The Trading Card Game."
Throw in some hot girls and you would have yourself a winner there.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-10-04
Welcome everyone! We're those two people that do the news on this strip all the time! We will be the announcers for this event.
We were never given names so we're just going to make some up. I'm John Marvin and this is Gretta McMacauley.
The background behind us may look like a spaceship, buts supposed to be a computery type thing.
We wanted to give the feeling of being in the newsroom, but stripcreator doesn't have those capabilities, sadly. Still it's a great deal on a $0 budget!
John, did you notice we didn't even mention the Member Battles once in this whole strip?
Damn, I knew we forgot something.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-10-04
Welcome back to the FFTSB Battles. Before we start, the prime contributor of this event, DH2, would like to say a few words.
Let us got to our host, Tom Berger who is currently speaking with Deaths Head II right this moment, for further details.
Mr. Head, do you have any words to say before we start the Member Battles?
Yes, this is not a question of who is cooler or better. Even if you lose on only the first round, don't get down. I, myself, lost on the first round when I was in my first member battle.
Bold words, Mr. Head. Anything to add?
Yes, I would also like to say I will be pulling avatars out of my ass, so for any FFTSBers, if your character doesn't look a thing like you, deal with it.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-10-04
We've already have 32 participants. All willing and hopeful. They are FPH, Beawulf, Pieke, Cheaty, COOLJ, Mike, RHK, Zedd, GG, Eso, Shoomes, Cookie, Mush, BR, GS, DH2, LT, Sword, Orly...
...sephff, Merlin, GM77, Lurk, AAA, Denim, RMR, Skibbles, NickBush, Titan, DPR, Kamikaze, and Moogy. Quite a line up, indeed. The battles will be chosen by the role of die, thrown by our referee.
"This Member Battle's referee will be Ciato. A wise choice, in my opinion. She puts a lot of effort into her work."
The rules are...whatever...I'm too lazy to make them, but I think you people can figure things out. Don't vote for yourself. Don't bitch. Eh... *yawns*
If you want to donate money to this occasion you can send your money to the DH2 Official "I Want Money, and Lots of It" organization.
Please hurry. For a small amount of money, you brighten a 14 year old computer geek's day.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-12-04
The first matchup is Lord Thief vs Denim. This should prove to be an interesting battle and a nice start to the Member Battles.
The two fighters have already entered the ring and are preparing for their match to begin.
So what are the rules for this match?
Simple. No biting, scratching, clawing, itching, or anything to that effect.
And that goes double for you, Denim.
Oh come on...I wasn't going to do it...much.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-12-04
Well, that sure was the quickest match in history of Member Battles.
Viewers, don't worry. LT has been sent to a nearby hospital to heal his wounds and will be just fine.
Well, you're disqualified from the member battles. I hope your happy.
Aw, come on. Just for breaking one little rule?
I told you a million times before: NO BITING.
It's not like he needed that leg that badly anyway.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-12-04
Well, if you thought the last battle went by fast check out the new one.
Our next match up is General Shadow vs sephff. The fighters are already entering the ring.
Holy crap how the hell did I get matched up with this guy?
SEPHFF MUST DESTROY ALL ENEMIES! MUST DESTROY GENERAL SHADOW!
Somebody...please help me...
SEPHFF HOPE GS'S ASS IS NICE AND TIGHT BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO GET RAPED BADLY!

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