I Hope Catwoman Bombs.

Author: Deaths_Head_II

Date: July 24, 2004

by Deaths_Head_II
7-24-04
The new Catwoman movie is one of those rare creatures that dissapoint all it's possible fans.
This type of movie only comes out once in a while because very few film makers are actually this dumb.
Comic fans will not like it for the fact it has absolutely nothing do with the comic Catwoman, besides sharing the same name as her.
"Girl Power" fans will not like it because Halle Berry sniffing at catnip, lapping up milk and doing other stupid cat stuff doesn't make woman feel empowered.
Horny 16 year olds will not like it because Halle looks like she spent $20 on a costume that makes her look dumb as hell, completely taking away any chance of a boner.
And regular people will not like like it because it's just plain going to suck ass.