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by DragonXero
3-01-01
ACK! Who the hell are you?
We are the Knights Who Say NEE!
No!! Not the Knights Who Say Nee!
The same!
Wait a minute. You're just clipart. Wanker.
Nobody knows the trouble I see...

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
So, will this "All your base are belong to us" crap ever die?
Well, no. It's in it's infancy as it is!
You don't mean?
Yep...
*gasp*
It'll be bigger than "wassup".

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
You don't exist!
Therefore, neither do you.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
You're a poof.
You're a wanker.
You're both fucking limeys. Shut up and die.
AIIEEEE!
I knew this shit was gonna happen!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
So remember kid, all homosexual go to HELL!
Alright Mister Jesus!
Bewm
AAAH! What am I doing here?!?!
Overzealouth people come here too y'know... Hey, you're kinda cute, wanna go for a ride, theckthy?

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Hey little annoying 14 year old.
h3y d00d.
Oh god, another stupid lamer.
I 4m #4xx0r1ng j00!
ENOUGH WITH THE LAME ASS 1337 SPEAK!!
Eep...

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
One of these Jesuses is not the real one...
One of these Jesuses is just pretending...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I guess we know which one now!
IT FUCKING HURTS!

 

by DragonXero
3-02-01
I've been reading these strips, and I have finally figured out what's the most lame of the lame?
Oh?
Yep. Making fun of critics of the strips.
Why so?
Well, see, apparently, making the strips is lame, and making fun of them is apparently lamer, so, by the natural law of things, making fun of people making fun of the strips is pure lameness.
w3rd.

 

by DragonXero
3-02-01
Allow me to explain something. Jesus, used in these comic strips, is meant to represent organized religion, not Jesus or God themselves. While it may not clearly state in scripture that...
...Homosexuality is wrong, many ministers, and in fact, most strict religious types have quite strongly expressed the ideal that religion is against homosexuality.
TELL A JOKE!
Uncultured bastards.

 

by DragonXero
3-02-01
Hey Jesus, what does this mean?Leviticus 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination."
Shut up and get back to sucking, boy...
Ummm, okay lover...
Get off your knees, idiot.

 

by DragonXero
3-02-01
Meet Jennifer
Jennifer has scabies.
WAIT, COME BACK!

 

by DragonXero
3-02-01
First off, remove all hints of social, political, or religious humor from your strips... unless you're Bloom County.
Second, no sexual overtones, no homosexual characters, and in fact, no offensive remarks to any minority.
Finally, remove all content, intelligence, and humor from your strips, leaving them barren and unfunny.

 

by DragonXero
3-02-01
d00d, ¥¤¤ Å®€ £€€†

 

by DragonXero
3-03-01
Hey rocky!
Shut up.

 

by DragonXero
3-03-01
Hey Abb0r!
I'm not Abb0r, I'm Christine..
WHERE ARE ALL THE FEMALE CHARACTERS?!

 

by DragonXero
3-04-01
So, how's it feel being one of the "default" characters?
Well?
I feel used.

 

by DragonXero
3-04-01
WHAZAAAP?!?!
Huh?
Suck my phallic-shaped head.

 

by DragonXero
3-04-01
Y'know, I really like Classical music.
You like that shit? You must be a FAG!
You make idiotic generalizations? You must be a fucking moron!
Ouch.

 

by DragonXero
3-04-01
All people who have ever died have had oxygen in their system at some point. That's a 100% death rate!
*gak* *cough* *wheeze*
*wheeze*
Quit overreacting you pussy.

 

by DragonXero
3-04-01
So I sez to the guy, "Got a hammer?" HA!
Jesus, you're a pussy.
You are what you eat....
Fuck.
Loser.

 

by DragonXero
3-04-01
Moo.
ooM?
No you stupid fuck, MOO!
OOM?
NO! Oh fuck it. BAAAAH!
HAAAAAB?

 

by DragonXero
3-04-01
I love you man...
An IV tap of Guiness couldn't make me THAT drunk man.
Damn.

 

by DragonXero
3-05-01
What's the point of this comic strip?
It's basically filler.
Lame.

 

by DragonXero
3-05-01
All of your bases are belonging to us?
No.
All your bases are belong to me?
Nope.
All the bases you previously owned now belong to my people?
Jesus Christ, are you retarded?!

 

by DragonXero
3-05-01
Fag

 

by DragonXero
3-05-01
And now, cutting political humor!
Yeah, Bush is an illiterate hick from Texas, who, although he totally revamped Texas in many ways, is still a worse choice than Al Gore...
I'm getting paid for this tripe, right?

 

by DragonXero
3-05-01
Hi, Xero here for a quick tip on how to NOT screw up your comic strips.
Always wait until LAST to put your title in, that way, your last two frames will not be the default characters!

 

by DragonXero
3-05-01
Channel 25
Oh Dharma!
Oh Greg!
Channel 28: MTV. Limp Bizkit summer tour.
Yo yo yo, Limp Bizkit inna HOUSE!
And now, metallica and N'Sync in "Hey Hey Hey, Where's My Million Bucks?"
Jesus CHRIST, and I thought the networks were bad.

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
Death, pain, fornicate, suffer, pestilince, plague, fornicate, 666, death, hurt, evil...
Uh, hey, Scythe-dude?
GAH! What do you want mortal?!
Uh, I gotta get across the river Styx y'know and, well, I got the correct change...
Will Randy get a ride, or will he have to swim? STAY TUNED!
666, fornicate, pain, syphilis, Microsoft...
Well? do I get accross or do I have to fucking swim?!

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
Jesus!!!
Shut up kid.
But, but Jesus!!
SHUT the fuck UP you little brat!
But I gotta MAKE!
Dammit, didn't I tell you to do that back at the compound, you little bitch?

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
Fornicate, speedos, 666, death, pain, evil...
'scuse me Death, sir? Can we please get accross the river soon?
What the hell is your problem, Pansy-ass?
Well.. you see...
What?!
Well, I, I GOTTA MAKE!

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
And so, Death and our mortal friend make their way across the river Styx.
Dammit, I'm missing my fucking lunch break for this you little twit.
Can you please hurry? I gotta tinkie!
.........
Did you just say "tinky"??
Would you rather I say "potty"?

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
What do you MEAN I can't take a whizz now?!
Well, after all, it IS damnation WITHOUT relief.
Stealing Mr. Bean jokes? You're pathetic.
I know... This is the way to the bathrooms... Follow me...

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
So this is eternity eh?
Yep.
......
You're wondering why I'm so short, aren't you?
Cont.
Maybe a little...
Little? Was that some kinda WISECRACK? I CAN GET YOU OUT OF THE ALEUTIAN FIELDS SO FAST YOUR DICK'LL FALL OFF...

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
Uh, Mr. Hades... I been waiting since I died...
What? What the hell do you want?
I still gotta make tinkie...
"Tinkie"? What the fuck are you?
I'm Protestant...
THAT'S IT! OUT OF THE ALEUTIAN FIELDS YOU GO!

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
You do realize that it's quite hypocritical of you to say negative comments about comics when your own make little to no sense...
Right?
*cue music* Detachable Penis...
Have you seen my genitals? They fell off..

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
In case you are a total moron, let me explain; This is the common character I use to represent myself. All other representations are null.
Now, fuck off, I feel like making some humorous comics, unlike your boring wastes of hard drive space.
YUO R STOOPED!

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
What the holy fuck is this?
BE A MILLIONAIRE IN THREE WEEKS!
Man, what a stupid, idiotic scam, do they expect people to actually click on the link?!
Must... fight... urge... to click... on... retarded link!

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
Poop.
Yes, poop.

 

by DragonXero
3-06-01
...So you see, a well-armed militia refers to a group of concerned citizens who feel the government is taking over too much power.
You have a gun, don't you?
Yup.
You're gonna make me have sex with you. Aren't you?
Yup. Bend over boy.
I hate my life.

 

by DragonXero
3-07-01
As Gabe, the newest character on DBZ powers up, three episodes slowly drag by...
Nnnnnnnnnghh....
RRrrrrrrrrrghh!!!
Will Gabe blow up a large chunk of the earth? Yeah, probably.
GGRRRAAAAAAAH!

 

by DragonXero
3-07-01
So, anyway, this gorup of kids dressed up like ghosts were walking up to him, and he's been frozen like a deer in headlights ever since.

 

by DragonXero
3-08-01
Now, simply insert the flux reverbarator into the particle accelerator, and we will have popcorn!
Uh, doc, you sure we should be doing this?
DO NOT QUESTION MY ABILITIES! Oooh! Penny!
Alright, Jesus! Here we go....
I fucking told you.

 

by DragonXero
3-09-01
Y'know, if I ever get my character on here, you're in for some moody competition.
Think I give a fuck?
He'll be cooler than you too, and he has anti-social messages. I will eventually even have him commiting suicide.
Hmmm... He might be the end of my character!
So, what you think?
I think I better get a lotta use outta this gag before I'm phased out!!

 

by DragonXero
3-09-01
Okay... "Mix green liquid #1 with blue liquid #5".
Okay...
"Now the orange liquid..."
Okay... done... ...Is this a bad time to mention I'm colorblind?
Five minutes ago woulda been better.
Sorry.

 

by DragonXero
3-09-01
Yeah! Rock out!
I'm the man with the plan and I got a lotta flan! Yeah!
I, Um, what?
Where's the BAND, you tard?

 

by DragonXero
3-09-01
Indy Pete, finding he can't sing, decides to be a beat poet!
I like green veggies cuz they' always sweet
I never eat cows, no I nevah eat meat!
Don't quit your day job Pete.
Word.

 

by DragonXero
3-09-01
Hey Jesus, what do you s'pose Satan would taste like?
Hmm... Chocolate cake.
Makes sense.

 

by DragonXero
3-14-01
Yup.
Uh-huh.
Yessir.
Damn right.
Yeah, that metallica's sure sold out.
OH yeah.

 

by DragonXero
3-14-01
I just can't believe they'd do that!
You're telling me.
They called an airstrike down on your head!
Yeah, I didn't even destroy any of these buildings! They blew them all up!
Damned Microsoft.
True dat.

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