Xero's Guide To Syndication

Author: DragonXero

Date: March 2, 2001

by DragonXero
3-02-01
First off, remove all hints of social, political, or religious humor from your strips... unless you're Bloom County.
Second, no sexual overtones, no homosexual characters, and in fact, no offensive remarks to any minority.
Finally, remove all content, intelligence, and humor from your strips, leaving them barren and unfunny.