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by Hanbidge
1-02-03
Irvine decides to try out a new pick-upine on Selphie...
Hey, how about I generate some gravitons in your rotor turbine, baby?
My what?

 

by Hanbidge
1-02-03
Orge meets the Skeksees...
Destroy my home, will you? I'll show you!
Hmmmmm? Mmmmm!
NNNNNNNNNGH!
Hmmmmm? What are you doing?
Destroy my home, I'll shit in yours!

 

by Hanbidge
1-02-03
...god, I hate these shorts...
Why?
...because they're shorts. I can't tuck them into my socks...
Woah! I never realised that!

 

by Hanbidge
1-03-03
I wonder what my next strip should be about?
Put me in it. I'm your funniest character.
No you're not. You suck, and you have a silly catchphase.
I think you will find you are wrong.
But I've moced on! I use different characters now!
Nevertheless: Woah woah.

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
Shinchan is such sophisticated humour...
What?!?
You don't think Shinchan is high-brow?
That's like saying fart jokes are sophisticated if they're in another language!
You mean they aren't?
I'd punch that kid if he were real...

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
Aye, so "One More Reason" is coming along well...
...your not-real webcomic...
...and if I get enough of it done, I'm gonna go and see Imogen this weekend.
...your not-real girlfriend...
Stop that. I thought you were my friend!
...your not-real friend...

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
I need to think of a cunning way to win back my ex...
I suck dick now.

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
I'll show that bitch. I'll write a comic about it on www.stripcreator.com
Har har har!
*tchoh!*

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
Gaz goes on as usual
hey like im soooo the best guitarist
yes of course you smelly son of a b***h
Don't even fucking bother.
But
SIT DOWN!

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
I'm lost for ideas...
...how about a cartoon where you try to fuck Jessica Rabbit?
Don't be ridiculous!
She's a fucking ugly slapper. I'm an Aeris man, born and bred
You have a girlfriend how?

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
So you say your girlfriend likes to dress up as Aeris...
Aye, but there's a downside...
Dude, she dresses up as Aeris. With the FMBs and everything. What downside could there be?
She makes me dress up as well.
So? You dress up all the time! Wo does she makes you dress as?
Yuffie.

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
...shit, I just realised something...
What's that then, you awful one-dimensional character?
I'm on the wrong side of the panel. If I say my catch-phrase, you will be able to get in the final speech. I won't have the last word! I may be belittled by you, such is your hatred for me...
Dya know what? I've realised something too...
What's that then?
You could've fucking moved.

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
Nevertheless: Woah woah.
Fuck off! Punchline's over!

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
...cor, I wouldn't mind a bit of a slap and a tickle with her!
...blimey, I wouldn't mind spreading my butter on those buns...
...eear, love, can I fuck yer?

 

by Hanbidge
1-13-03
Look at you, with your Smirnoff Ice, Glenn. You're a geordie, and you don't like beer. You drink like a girl!
Aye man, but that's thee difference between ye and me.
What difference?
I drink like a girl...
...but ye gets geet drunk like a girl!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Deep in the X-Mansion...
JEEEEEEEEAN!
JEEEEEEEEAN!
Cyclops, you faggot, what are you shouting about now?
I've lost my jeans.
Faggot.

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Hey Bruce, there's a few things we gotta talk about...
Like what, Terry?
There's a few things in this utility belt I think are a bit un-needed. I could use the space for batarangs or something...
What things are you talking about?
The Bat-Lube. There's no Robin anymore.
Do you want one?

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
...god, it's 3am, who could that be?
Ding dong
...what the hell are you doing here at this time?
You said you could beat me as Dan anytime. I'm here for a rematch, 'cause I've been practicing...
But it's 3am!
I know. I need every advantage I can get.

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Nevertheless:
...I lost again...
I told you! There's no way you can beat me!
...NO way?
...no way at all...
...and so...
How the fuck did you do that? YOU'RE OUTSIDE!
You're playing as Dan. That's how!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
I must practice to defeat Gaz at Street Fighter while playing as Dan! I was uphold Dan's honour!
Stop talking to me and stop staring at my boobs over the top of your glasses like that. It doesn't make it any less blatent.
Hanbidge comes up with a new strategy, and practices on random members of the public...
My technique is perfect. By cutting off Gaz's arms, I can't lose
Gaz mentally prepares for the rematch also...
...heh heh heh, Arcee's a Headmaster...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
I'm gonna kick your ass extra hard this time. I'm gonna use Ken!
Ha ha ha, I shall cut off Gaz's arms while he's not looking...
Are you ready for this, bitch?
...as soon as the fight starts, I'll strike...
CHALLENGERS! FIGHT!
I've won.
What the fuck?

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
HA! I can beat you at ANY fighting game, even one I've never played!
Oh yeah?
Yeah!
Right then! We'll play Bloody Roar 3 then!
Fine then!
Good then!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
You choose your character first...
...right then, I'll pick this harsh looking mother fucker...
...and I'll pick...
...the school girl?
Dick.
I'm right, aren't I?

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
JUANNA.....................vs................YUJI
BEAST-MODE!
What the fuck?
RAAAAAAAAARGH!
...shit, I can do that too, right?

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Hanbidge had the upper hand, but now Gaz is transforming into his Beast-Mode too...
BEAST-MODE! TRANSFORM!
...shit...
...I picked the wrong character, didn't I?

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Despite playing as a duck against Hanbidge's T-Rex, Gaz still won...
...I don't know how you did that...
o/` Umph Umph Umph Umph Umph Oh Yeah... o/`
...I was pretty sure there was no "Tag Team" option in Bloody Roar 3...
o/` ...I am great, much greater than you... o/`
...and I'm FUCKING CERTAIN you can't tag in Ken...
o/` ...Hanbidge! o/`

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
...here's a game you can't beat me at...
...
...but it's Mario...
Yeah. I know.
Just drop it now. Don't shame us both with this...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
HA! There's NO way I can lose at this game...
...what the fuck?
...bollocks...
Shinku...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Hold it right there! In this game, Kan has no advantage over my character!
What do you mean?
In Street Fighter Alpha 3, you beat me because Dan's fireball only travels a foot! Mario's covers the screen!
But you're forgetting something!
What?
I'm Ken.

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Oh yeah? Well, Mario can jump REAL high, and get in close!
...you're going to jump at me?
Well, yeah...
...ha ha ha...
...this is going to be fucking funny...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Damn! Yo beat me at Mario too!
I can beat you at any game...
What about Tetris?
Bring it on.
...momentarily...
...there HAS to be some rule against Dragon-Punching all the blocks that fall on your side of the screen...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
...there HAS to be a game I can beat Gaz at, but what is it? He even managed to decapitate me in Parappa the Rapper...
"Do your balls pulsate with the power of a thousands moons, Father?"
Of course! That's it!
"Trunks! Stop looking at my balls!"
...and so...
I CHALLENGE YOU TO DRAGONBALL GT FINAL BOUT!
NOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Gaz hates DBGT:FB becaause it's retarded...
Get the fuck down from there!
Ha ha ha no.
But how the hell am I supposed to hit you when you're 100ft up in the air?
You can't. That's the point.
Then how are you going to beat me from up there?
I'm going to power up for five minutes, then blast you!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
...this game is shite...
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Are you done?
No.
What?
...I just stopped to get my breath back...
Bloody Hell!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
...yawn...
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAand relax...
Jesus! You finished?
Yes! Now the battle will truely begin!
Thank fuck for that!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
I'm gonna order a pizza!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
But you're not fucking having any!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
HAAAAAAAAA!
.........

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
...you powered by for FIFTEEN minutes...
...and you fucking missed...
...I hate you!
Hang on, let me try again...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
...Hanbidge powers up for a second time...
HAAAAAAAAAAA!
Where'd he fuck off to?
Oi!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
How the fuck did you get up here?
I downloaded and studied an entire FAQ while you were powering up...
...you stupid monkey...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
I guess there's only one more thing to do now...
What's that then?
YAAAAAAAAA!
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
YAAAAAAAAAA!
If you try to power up another attack, I'll just blow your head clean off: I had a LOT of time to read that FAQ...
Oh alright then. I'll just turn Super Saiyan then, shall I?
...that's not even funny...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
YAAAAAAAAAAA!
...why can't I move, or attack you?
YAAAAAAAAAAA because I'm powering up to go Super Saiyan AAAAAAAAAA!
...but surely it would make sense to be able to attack you while you're so vulnerable?
YAAAAAAAAAAA you don't watch much DBZ, do you? YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
YAAAAAAAARGH!
...that's it?

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Now prepare to face the might of a true...
...shut the fuck up and fight me!
I can't.
Why not?
We have to talk about power levels for ages first.
...or I could just shoot you...

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Well, you could, but you have to input te command to attack at the EXACT right time to interupt my speech.
When's that then?
Ten minutes ago.

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Right! Now I'll finish you off!
...FINISH me off? We've been playing two hours and you;ve yet to land a hit on me...
SOLAR FLARE!
What?
You cheap bitch!

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
Here we go...
...my vision's clearing again now.
Aw, what the fuck is this?

 

by Hanbidge
1-14-03
MULTIFORM!
MULTIFORM!
MULTIFORM!
MULTIFORM!
MULTIFORM!
...for fuck's sake...

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