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by MDMM
5-12-03
Thanks for saving us!
yes...welll...
HA!I zapped your balls!

 

by MDMM
5-13-03
........
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Puff the magick dragon!
Fuck you!

 

by MDMM
5-13-03
Yoba,your comic is 500 pages west...
I know...
Then why da fuck are you still here?
You used my names in a sexual form so i'm suing you,bitch!
Shit

 

by MDMM
5-13-03
This is my lawyer,Wannabe.
Yo bitch ya kan't beat me for i raped dat bitch juliu;you will go to jail faster dan bobby knight choky his playerz!Whos yours?
ummmm...mine?...
Its hard to say....
Intestines Man;Procteter of Lard!

 

by MDMM
5-13-03
I'm Judge Juliu. Today Yoba is suing MDMM
Please MDMM side can go first.
Judge.Juliu isn't it true you are a bitch?
Why da fuck is he my lawyer?

 

by MDMM
5-13-03
I have a speacel clip from your comic,Mr.Yoba!
Yo!
Yo-ba!
What the hell does that have to do with this case?
Yao!

 

by MDMM
5-13-03
Any final words before i make my decision?
yes....
Notice I have no penis
shit

 

by MDMM
5-13-03
HA!You owe me $5000 and your slutty wife! (Donna)
:<
OH MY GOD!
Feel Better?
Ow...dude....wheres my ding dong?
Thank you,Intestines Man!

 

by MDMM
5-13-03
slut
bitch
cock!
fuck hole!
Look at those feisti asians!
you're going to hell;ya know that right?

 

by MDMM
5-14-03
Hello
Dahm its the cowboy again.What da fuck can I do?
Well butter my buns...
Hes gonna asks for sex and I don't want him to shoot my ass!
Can I borrow a nickel?
FINE GIVE ME DA ANOL!

 

by MDMM
5-14-03
I'm Hindu
I'm Christian
I'm Catholic
I'm Satanism
YOBA!
Fuck you guys because i'm gonna mock all ya fuckers!
Should I send a lawyer?

 

by MDMM
5-14-03
Yoba,Why are you still here?You got the $5000 and Donna;so why the hell are you here?
Read this!
Dear MDMM, I Donna gives Yoba my half of the company and has equal rights as you. -Donna.....FUCK!
All we need is some weed and strippers.

 

by MDMM
5-14-03
Tiffy,ain't it great?
Yes,mutha.
Who da hell are you guys?
We sure do!
We are hired lap dancers from Yoba.
Dude,we have enouph assholes here!

 

by MDMM
5-14-03
Yoba,We have enouph bitching losers here!
Oh year?Show me one!
!!!
I will kick the crotch of evil!
Okay you may be right...

 

by MDMM
5-14-03
YES!!!
Tiffy and Mutha,you two are fired
Can't I lap dance at least one person?
fine....
*Porn music*
Feel the frisk!
DAHMIT!MY EYES!SHIT!GOD HELP ME!

 

by MDMM
5-14-03
I think we should coperate....
grrrrr.........
It'll be good for da company!
grrrrrr........
Mooning just proves more you're a jackass!

 

by MDMM
5-17-03
Where thou this portal takes I?
I am Romeo and who thou arf you be?
MDMM who made a machine to bring you to year 2003!
....
You're not a 1800 stripper huh?

 

by MDMM
5-17-03
This place is so vast and differs within the stars.
Dahm it quit talking like that!Anyway this place is filled with good people that....
I am Intestines Man! I kick the crotch of evil!
What is this "Crotch"?
Ohhhhhh
Zap ya,huh?

 

by MDMM
5-17-03
Please fine fellow bring I back to Shakesphere to findith my love,Juliet!
Better idea!
Hey Romeo its me William Shakeshere!
Let me show youth around.

 

by MDMM
5-17-03
I can make a romantic play with him!
Wanna see what Crotch means?
INTERUPTION OF FUZZYMAN!
I told you I'll fall asleep if past 3!Dahm you kill them now!
Yes,master.
Okay ending before it gets worse....
OW!Ohhhhhhhhh....!PAIN!OW!
I shot the nads of FuzzyMan!

 

by MDMM
5-19-03
You know Rustle..I'm gonna go find a lady.
What lady would date a 40 year old farmer who talks to cows?
Rustle,Why do you always go and dang done confuse me?
Well a cow has nothing else to do.
You wanna get a burger?

 

by MDMM
5-19-03
Rustle,Where do you want to eat?
Taco Bell!
Dahm it every time I take you to Taco Bell you ask if you can eat that chulawa!
But who can resist such a edible dog?

 

by MDMM
5-19-03
.....
Um..if you're trying to blend in the wall to hide until i'm not looking to choke me close your eyes.
Like this?
Much better.

 

by MDMM
5-20-03
Welcome to Taco Bell...
You're a mexican...
Who da fuck cares?Whats your order?
No thanks I brought a burger...
In my country for that disrespect we would hang you by your nads.
Mmmmm...cow intstines!

 

by MDMM
5-20-03
Do ya fear Santa?
For the last dahm time NO!Now get your fat ass outer here!
Fine but will be back in a time where you should fear Santa.
Screw you.
2 days later
Ya fear Santa?
Where the hell did you put my bag of peanuts!?!

 

by MDMM
5-20-03
Once again Punk And Hippie
I got a question.
Why don't he ever leave,man.
Why ain't plants considered animals;its alive!
So us hippies will win debates
You hippies bribed the sceintists,huh?
not much...

 

by MDMM
5-20-03
I'm gonna get the president to make plants animals!
Like you do that.
Give me one dahm reason why I should!
I'll show a video of your Nutcracker Hobby.
Now tell me you don't do that to your enemies.

 

by MDMM
5-20-03
So the president and officials made plants animals.
Fuck
Now if you say DON'T EAT ANIMALS that include what you eat.
I'll just say Don't kill animals eaten for their meat.
Dahmit
Having fun,boy?

 

by MDMM
5-23-03
So Mr.Crabby in Kadder form what did you find?
Mr.Boinky33 I found a portal to the land of the Dexxes!
You mean Hell?
No...
AHHH!!!
Michael Jackson's Neverland!

 

by MDMM
5-23-03
I sense Kadders coming Jackson.
We must kick their asses!
But first are they children?
Oh Michael you silly goose!

 

by MDMM
5-23-03
So this is Neverland?
Home of Dexxes...
Why are we here
Well Boinky33...I love Death and I must see him!
Cool so do I get to kill Michael Jackson?
Okay...

 

by MDMM
5-23-03
Boinky33 finds Michael Jackson
You Shithead prepare to die!
A little Feistia?
Crabby meets his true love
I'm still in love with you...
Then why did you bite my nads off!?!
Profit baby profit
Yes...I love you!

 

by MDMM
5-23-03
I know I can't kick your kid raping ass so I brought Intestines Man!
Come on don't be like that!
Intestines Man,Proctecter Of Lard zapped the crotch of evil!
Ohhh...Whats all this bare?OW!
So how did you do with Death,Crabby?
Well Boinky,I kicked him the nads and stole his very wealthy clothes so we learned a lesson...DON'T FUCK WITH CRABBY!

 

by MDMM
5-31-03
Hello da freak of nature is back and has a story of Boinky33
Hey i'm suinging you for using my name!
Nice try...
Boinka!The clown of Boinky!
How did you know!?!

 

by MDMM
6-01-03
Hey Satin,Look I got off that dahm cross!
Cool wanna play Ultimate Doom Poker?
How?
Well Jesus,We bet something very speacil and winner gets it.
Okay I bet Earth
I bet your slong.

 

by MDMM
6-01-03
FUCK!I lost well daddy gonna be pissed.
Well that made my day!
What are you gonna do to Earth?
You'll see Jesus You'll see!
1 hour later
NEVER!
DAHM YOU!GIVE ME MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!

 

by MDMM
6-01-03
Wanna play Ultimate Doom Poker while you don't get the nuggets?
Okay. If I win you give me nuggets if you win you get Earth.
1 hour later
DIE! DIE! DIE!
At Heaven
God,Earth and all those species were killed by a chicken and right now Jesus is masterbating.
Thats my Jesus!

 

by MDMM
6-05-03
I am not a terrorist.
You can have your machine gun back then.
I'm in first class...
Okay so you're not Jason...Move on ahead!
DAHMIT! I'M TWEETY!
Tweety was a duck!

 

by MDMM
6-06-03
From now on thiese 7 days will be NATIONAL SUCK WEEK! I will purposly make lame ass comics!
Don't you say it!
Fine....
All YOUR comics suck

 

by MDMM
6-06-03
How about we fight to the death to see who will be boss of the comics?
Nah
Why?
If one of us dies it'll give happyness to them.
Dahmit die! Die you bastards!I'll zap your evil crotches!
Word!*BASTARDS*

 

by MDMM
6-06-03
I'm so full I could puke up that horse I just ate!
Clip-Clop?
:>
You bastard!

 

by MDMM
6-06-03
*Other guy is ANDY DOUGAN!*
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*Other guy is ANDY DOUGAN!*
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Why are you listing my buddylist?
*Other guy is ANDY DOUGAN!*
Just say "Bastard"
Bastard

 

by MDMM
6-06-03
*Other is DEVIN*
What,isn't it obvious?
*Other is DEVIN*
Its not obvous if you don't see it!
You comic stealing dick kicking mother fucking jackass!
*Other is DEVIN*
Hey I don't kick dicks!
Bastard

 

by MDMM
6-06-03
*Other is KAUFMAN*
Ok, Mittens, go get 'em!
*Other is KAUFMAN*
We have to fight THAT? That's not a lion, it's a pussycat.
Are you trying to be a ass?
*Other is KAUFMAN*
Yes, but remember, we're Unitarians.
Should've saw that coming.

 

by MDMM
6-06-03
I'm gonna stick that horse i viled out up his ass!
I gonna kick his ass old school
Yep MDMM is sinking more for a death
Batman...Batman!
FEAR THE ALLMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!

 

by MDMM
6-16-03
Dude,a evil taco is eating all the junkfood!
Help us!
I'll get on it like cold hands on utter
I'll get on it like my horns shoved up his ass.

 

by MDMM
6-16-03
*Other is NEOVID*
All right, sir, that's a case of Budweiser, a case of Jagermeister, a case of Wild Turkey, one bottle of Ripple, and one package of Pampers. That'll be $64.
Said same time*
Hmm. That's a bit more than I have. Leave out the diapers.
Hmm. That's a bit more than I have. Leave out the diapers.
*Other is NEOVID*
you bastard
LETS DO IT AGAIN!

 

by MDMM
6-16-03
*other is punkrockskaboy*
*SPLAT*AHHH!!!
*other is punkrockskaboy*
Dude, you're taller now.
*other is punkrockskaboy*
I know but does it make me look fat!?!

 

by MDMM
6-23-03
I can't wait for 4th of july!
whadda ya gonna do?
Stick this up your bung and press this glowy buttun!
Shiny buttun...*Press*
I love fireworks!
OWWWWWWWWW!JACKASS!

 

by MDMM
6-23-03
Grrrrr!
Sorry about blowing up your anus.
Thats not it!
Huh?!?
You broke my favorite cup!!!
It was devin...

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