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by MaxPayne
1-17-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: WHAT RHYMES WITH EASY
[Gabe] I need to go study.
*** Gabe is now known as GabeStudy
*** A_Chicka is now known as chickasketch
*** BigEvilDan is now known as DeadParrotSketch
*** HuckleberryFinn is now known as BannannaTelephoneWizard
[DeadParrotSketch] That just makes no sense.

 

by MaxPayne
1-17-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: WHAT RHYMES WITH EASY
[A_Chicka] Does anyone watch smallville?
[MaxPayne] used to
[A_Chicka] I'm confused. How does Lex Luther's father get his sight back?
[MaxPayne] he was blind?
[A_Chicka] Yes
[MaxPayne] probably some diabolical scheme

 

by MaxPayne
1-17-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: WHAT RHYMES WITH EASY
[A_Chicka] Even though you like star wars
[SirMixALot] ewww
[Bargaintuan] I like *some* Star Wars.
[SirMixALot] liar
[SirMixALot] I bet you dress like a storm trooper on the weekends
[Bargaintuan] I can't afford the costume. :-(

 

by MaxPayne
1-17-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: WHAT RHYMES WITH EASY
[MaxPayne] I smoke extra cigarettes to balance it out
[brad] i am officially sick of listening to this song
[bunnerabb] when people tell me that the cheeseburger is bad for me, I like to burp on them
[bunnerabb] Cheeseburger burps
[bunnerabb] What song?
[MaxPayne] you should take the burger and rub it all over your face and then go back to eating like nothing happened

 

by MaxPayne
1-18-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: remember kids, feed your knkx!
[boinky33] he seemed to like me
[MaxPayne] hmm
[MaxPayne] definately mentally unstable
[boinky33] or just nice
[MaxPayne] im gonna go with unstable
[boinky33] nicely unstable

 

by MaxPayne
1-18-04
I was wondering...
*sigh* sucky sucky, right? You know I'm so SICK AND TIRED of jerks like you stereotyping my people! Get bent!
No, no, nothing like that. I was just wondering if you would want to maybe go see a movie with me or somethin...
Oh, oh! I'm sorry about that earlier. I'd love to go to a movie with you!
Great! Me rove you rong time! What time should I... umm... hello?

 

by MaxPayne
1-21-04
Look, you stupid bah-stahd, you've got no arms left!
Yes I have, LOOK!
Merely a flesh wound!

 

by MaxPayne
1-23-04
?
What the fuck are you looking at?

 

by MaxPayne
1-25-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
So...
Ok, first let's get one thing straight. This time, I get to be the snickerdoodle, cause last time things got a little weird...

 

by MaxPayne
1-25-04
blah blah blah Verily, I rock! blah blah blah Comedy King! blah blah blah
blah blah blah You know, I am probably the greatest comic creator this site has ever known blah blah blah
I'm....
Hey! Where'd everybody go? My ego's only at half-mast!

 

by MaxPayne
1-29-04
So I says, "Well, that IRC isn't gonna moderate itself!"
Ha-ha!
*** disconnected
*sob*

 

by MaxPayne
1-29-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
So are we gonna get started or...
Hang on, hang on! I think I've got this contest won! "What the fuck are you talking about?" Hahahaha! Brilliant!!!

 

by MaxPayne
2-08-04
Uno
I don't like your comics!
Dose
I don't like you!
Trace
Rating: Poor
*sob*

 

by MaxPayne
2-08-04
Going ...
Does this kilt make me look fat?
Oh MAN! What do I do? Ummmm........ AH HA!
Going ...
No way! Your ass does that!
Gone!

 

by MaxPayne
2-14-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: Let's build a snowman!
[MaxPayne] if trogdor were here right now he'd burninate you
[MaxPayne] but since he isn't
* MaxPayne burninates gabe
[Gabe] Hey, I'm not a peasant.
[Gabe] Besides, I'm wearing Nomex.
[MaxPayne] not even nomex is burninate-proof

 

by MaxPayne
2-14-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: Let's build a snowman!
[Gabe] And they're all like, 'Get it!'
[Gabe] And Bale grabs it.
[Gabe] And it's this cute little puppy.
[Gabe] And it licks his nose. And then he's like, "I better go put this one in the car, so we can check it for disease."
[Gabe] It was the dog that did him in.
[boorite] what a fag

 

by MaxPayne
2-14-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: "THAT IS A COOL TOILET!"
[chickathechickmagnet] Nathan told me today that to be an administrative assistant, I have to dress slutty at interviews
[MaxPayne] that's true
[MaxPayne] you need to show plenty of cleavage
[MaxPayne] that and manage to subtlely bend over alot during the interview
[chickathechickmagnet] If I'm standing, I'll drop my pen a lot
[BigEvilDan] And have sex with the interviewer on his desk.

 

by MaxPayne
2-14-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: [mAAk] im a big jerk
[A_Chicka] It's time for drunken fun...
[A_Chicka] But I need Dr. Pepper
[max] but you're not 21...
[A_Chicka] Doesn't matter
[A_Chicka] I still have Parrot Bay
[A_Chicka] Plus, I'm an alcholoic

 

by MaxPayne
2-14-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: just another phony girl who got played
[boinky_vs_boinky] I didn't wing
[boinky_vs_boinky] win
[boinky_vs_boinky] the CC
[chooby] Shock.
[boinky_vs_boinky] FU
[boinky_vs_boinky] I had all that sex with punkrockskaboy for nothing

 

by MaxPayne
2-14-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: A Brave Goat is Coming
[Trippingbillee] But mind fucks be almost as good.
[mAAx] I'd much prefer a trinity fuck
[Trippingbillee] REally? I'd prefer a Persiphone fuck. Trinity is all.... manish
[mAAx] yeah but she's not a traitorous french whore
[mAAx] nor is she a computer program
[Trippingbillee] Hey, if having sex with traitorous french whore computer programs is wrong, than call me Mr. Wrong!

 

by MaxPayne
2-14-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: :l i am still looking at you
[mAAk] you didnt observe it so nothing has occured
[boorite] that's crap
[BigEvilDan] You're making us guess what? Is that the answer?
[mAAk] ok i will tell you r u rdy?
[boorite] schroedinger invented the cat thing to illustrate the absurdity of that implication of quantum mechanics
[Sseycs] I always wondered who invented the cat.

 

by MaxPayne
2-14-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: not.talking.about.chooby's.wang
* EmilyW gets busy with jes
* jes_BUSY gets a room before he's asked to
[EmilyW] meh. like they realyl care
* Maxorcism likes to watch
[EmilyW] see? approval rating is going up
[Maxorcism] that's not the only thing

 

by MaxPayne
6-22-04
Science!
Science!
Science!
Science!
Brilliant!
Cut!

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