All comics by Rabid_Weasle

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by Rabid_Weasle
10-29-03
I got some candy corn.
I got a chocolate bar.
I got some carmels.
I got a lolipop.
I got a bag of chips.
I got a rock.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-31-03
So, how am I doing, Doc?
Well, it seems to me like it would do you good to go out and get laid.
I'm making out a presription of rohypnol for you.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-31-03
Fuck Halloween!
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by Rabid_Weasle
11-03-03
Moooooooom!
There's a monster in my closet!
Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you...
Let's just pretend this is a closet door

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-04-03
Ow! I fell on my ass while jogging!
Ooooh! Here, let TOBOR help!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-04-03
Oh no! The plane's gonna crash!
Ooh! Here, let Osama help!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-04-03
We're all out of oil!
Oooh! Here, let Bush help!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-05-03
I wish I had a body...
Who are you?
I am a magical fairy, and I shall grant you your wish!
:(

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-09-03
Moooooooom!
There's a monster in my closet!
Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you...
Oh, it's just your uncle Frank!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-10-03
I cano el quito makingo el comicos any timeo I el wanto!
Seeo, thiso iso noto so el hardo!
Oooooooh! Sweeto sweeto comicos!!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-11-03
Starring: Vin Disel as Willy Loman
I'm a New England man! I live for this New England shit!
With Tara Reid as Linda Loman
C'mon baby, I may be worth more dead than alive. But right now I'm gonna make you feel like a whole lotta cash!
Coming Summer 2004!
A man is not a piece of fruit! But now you're a piece of toast!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-12-03
Wow, this sure is a nice house!!!
I just got it!!!
What the hell did you do to get this???
Well.....
Fucking.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-12-03
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! That's it, do it to me baby, do it!
Yes yes! Oh yes! C'mon baby, tell me what I want to hear!
Baaaaa.
Animal Farm: Coming Summer 2004
That was wonderful...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-13-03
Hey baby, I'm gonna cast a spell on you. It'll make you sexier.
Hmmm.... nothing's happening...
Guess it's not possible for you to get any sexier. RRRRROWR!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-14-03
Hey there, what are you?
I'm a level 23 She-cat! You?
Glad you asked.
I'm a level 40 Orgasmage! RRRRRROWR!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-14-03
Have you found the Stone of Destiny yet?
Nope. Wait! You have it in your pocket don't you!
Uhhh... no...
Really?
Cause I could have sworn my quest was to end with me in your pants.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-14-03
Nice wool. Wanna fuck?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-14-03
Nice pouch. Wanna fuck?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-14-03
He never cleans up after himself.
See, there's his bloody arm!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-14-03
*whistling*
*trip* Oof!
Damnit! Dcom, would you zip up for Christ's sake!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-14-03
Yay! Happy Birthday Brad!
Thanks, Weasle.
Come on now, suck out your candles!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-14-03
Wangs.
Dongs.
Hey, speaking of wangs. Mine is huge.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-15-03
Man, you know you shouldn't drink Coke!
Why? You drink just as much Pepsi as I do Coke...
Haven't you ever heard of the nail test? Where you can dissolve a nail in a can of Coke.
So? That's because it has more caffeine. Where as Pepsi has more sugar.
So I guess it just depends on whether or not you want to get ulcers or diabetes first.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-15-03
Gowki HP: 5000
I shall kill you now! With my Super Mega Ray!
Frinkala HP: 6000
Ha ha ha!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-15-03
Gowki HP: 5000
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Frinkala HP: 6000
Ha ha ha!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-15-03
Gowki HP: 5000
Super Mega Ray!
Frinkala HP: 6000
Ha ha ha!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-15-03
Gowki HP: 5000
Frinkala HP: 5980
Ow.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-15-03
King HP: 2500 / Knight HP: 800
I demand you step aside!
No.
King HP: 2500 / Knight HP: 800
Oh, and how are you going to stop me?
King HP: 376 / Knight HP: 800 +5 Silly Points!
Ni!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-15-03
Wizard Level 45
Wizard Level 45 / Valkyrie Level 37
Excuse me, just passing through.
Wizard Level 45 + 13 Erection Points You Level Up!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-16-03
God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you.
Alright, what is it?
Why do you hate me?
I dunno... gotta hate somethin'.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-16-03
God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you.
Alright, what is it?
How's it going?
Meh.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-16-03
God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you.
Alright, what is it?
Do you have Satan's number?
*sigh* Got a a pen? Ok it's 666-6...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-22-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
And how about you?
Matching belt sanders.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-22-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
And that's when the acid kicked in...
Dear god! I'm surrounded by aliens! I'll kill every motherfucking one of you bastards!
Mommy!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-22-03
I'm gonna make a bunch of comics of why I hate things.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-22-03
Im going 2 mak comix about why I h8 ppl!! Cuz it b funy!!
I h8 u cuz u r teh stoopid!
LOL

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-22-03
I have money to donate because I still live with my parents.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-22-03
He made me cry :(

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-26-03
Oh no...
What is it?
Santa's been into the Rum again.
Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-28-03
Welcome to this year's annual Walk-A-Thon! Looks like a good crowd showed up! Well... whenever you're ready, let's get walking!
HA! Hahahahaha!
Hey! That guy's running! He's ruining everything!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-28-03
Sucky sucky!
Fie....!
...dolla!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-28-03
You know, I'm thinking maybe I should stop putting a nail in my head... it's getting kinda old.
No way! Everyone thinks it's hilarious man!
Really?
Really!
Wow! Thanks Deuce! I'll never stop now!
....hehehehe....

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-30-03
He he he he he he! Stop it!
C'mon baby, let's do the nasty!
But.... what if the guy downstairs hears us?
Don't worry! I'll just turn the stereo on, he won't suspect a thing!
Downstairs, where a monotonous rap music beat can be heard...
For fuck's sake! Be a man and just get it over with so I can go to fucking sleep!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-02-03
On no...
What is it?
Santa's been into the rum again.
Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time...
Nice antlers. Wanna fuck?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-02-03
This contest sucks!
So... did I win or what?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-03-03
And with this magic hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
I thought I might find you here... ChoadWarrior!
I may be behind bars... but you'll never kill me!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-03-03
And with this magic hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
Since when is it illegal to show a girl a carrot?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-03-03
And with this magic hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
I'll give you my scarf for a hand job.
Ok... now that's the attitude that got you in here in the first place!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-03-03
Hey dcom, you wanna go hang out?
Naw, I'm gonna go see my girl friend
I didn't even know you had one... well, guess I'll see ya later.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-03-03
Ha! I just made another hilarious comic about how Rabid lives alone by himself!
I'm gonna go tell all my friends about it!
And then I said "Home Alone!" HAHA!

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