FFCX: Mommy

Author: Rabid_Weasle

Date: November 22, 2003

by Rabid_Weasle
11-22-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
And that's when the acid kicked in...
Dear god! I'm surrounded by aliens! I'll kill every motherfucking one of you bastards!
Mommy!