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by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
Alot of People don't have principles but i do! i am a highly principled person.
i live according to one principle, and i never deviate from it.
whats your principle?
"look out for number one"

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
Do you believe in evolution?
No
You don't think humans evolved from monkeys?
i sure don't see a difference

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
Do you believe in the devil? you know a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption and destruction of man?
no
Hell
Damn...lost another!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
Look at these tv commercials. each one is a jumble of pictures it duplicates the effects of rapidly flipping through channels. its now a barrage of non-linear free association.
i guess they're admitting that a 15-second commercial exceeds the american attention span by a good 14 seconds.

 

I wanna die like my uncle died. Peacefully in his sleep....unlike all the passengers in his car.
by Sly_guy99, 6-28-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
Dude. My character just leveled up to 67 from exprience points from that giant rat in the dungeon!
Wow. just got 67, 000 exprience points from killing that gremblen hoard.
Do you wanna me up somewhere and fight the Grey Dragon?
He's looks blue/copper on my screen.
No No thats the smokes screen i shot you with!
why would you shoot you're best friend?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
Grand Theft Auto III
What'cha playing son?
yeah....Break yourself fool and get out of the car!
So it's sort of like Cops and robbers?
I will no longer answer questions on fear of you'll ground me!
Wait your not the cops!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
Tuesday.
What's today?
You think Dick Chenny Shot anybody today?
Hard to say.

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
I never thought i had monsters under my bed, when i was a kid....i slept in my mom's bed.
my mom wants me to try an experiment tonight.
she says the monsters under my bed may me need to think about them to exist. Her theory is that if i just don't think about them they'll go away.
...of course, that idea of being dragged under the bed and devoured by monsters has a funny way of gripping the mind.
and it's not like mom and dad go away when i stop thinking about THEM.

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
My mom doesn't understand comicbooks. she doesn't realize that comicbooks deal with serious issues of the day. today's superheros face tough moral dilemmas.
Comic Books aren't just escapist fantasy. They're sophisticated social critiques
nah, they all can do that.
Isn't Amazon girl's super power the ability to squeeze that figure into that suit?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
here's a interesting article. the top five gum brands are compared in terms of flavor retention, elasticity bubble capacity and chewing rebound. the computer graph shows the results, compensating for
various saliva acidites. if you know your ph, this really helps you choose the proper gum for your chewing style. we should tell everyone. that this is hard data. it lets you quantify your enjoyment!
well I prefer to trust the experts.
I thought FUN was supposed to be FUN.

 

by Sly_guy99
6-28-07
Bubble gum chewer monthly?!?
look Cody theres a quiz in my new issue of chewing magazine. 'does you gum deliver' 10 questions show what your missing. Lets see how my gum does. 1 how hard is your gum at the beginning?
A) rock like or brittle B) pleasantly firm C) Squishy or bendy
My gum is pretty hard at first. i'll mark "A"....Man, i've got negitive five points already! i'm not getting all the performance i'm entitled to!
I wonder what people knew before there were magazine quizes.

 

by Sly_guy99
6-29-07
SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
I'M A SYSTEMS ANALYST!
WHAT DOES THAT DO?
MAKES SENSE!
I ANALYES SYSTEMS!

 

by Sly_guy99
7-04-07
Truth is No they not. My Mom works there and she got this phone call.
Marine Land Canada services, how may i help you?
Um yeah are we allow to bring our fishing rods?
YES
Just throw back the black and white ones.

 

by Sly_guy99
7-05-07
WELL IT SEEMS THAT OUR BAND HAS NO SONGS... WE NEED LYRICS MAN!
DUDE, I'M ONLY ONE PERSON PLUS I CAN'T SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS.
DUDE, YOU'RE THE LEAD GUITAREST.. OLIVERS THE DRUMMER AND I'M THE RYTHEM GUITAREST AND LEAD SINGER. PLUS YOU CAN'T RHYME WORTH CRAP!
DUDE YOU RHYME 'BOMB WITH WISDOM'!

 

by Sly_guy99
7-12-07
DUDE AMERICANS ARE SO STUPID.
HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
'FREE TIBET'?
I'LL TAKE IT!

 

The history of canada the pop up book. Chapter one: The Beaver, Canada's National Trademark and a DAMN fine hat!
by Sly_guy99, 7-16-07

 

Do you guys get alot of Drive By's?
by Sly_guy99, 7-16-07

 

by Sly_guy99
7-16-07
So Matt, Hows the band coming along?
Pretty good, we just finished our first studio album.
So...Now that you're a rockstar, you might wanna change your look! It's to WOLFMOTHER.
Who?
Andrew Stalkdale
Oh, God Get me the clippers!

 

by Sly_guy99
7-16-07
Hey, Oli...Whats with the mask?
It's my trade mark. Sort of like Slip knot, they all where masks, so i thought i'd wear one for fun!
Dude, you'r the drummer, nobody cares what you'll look like now!
Man things like that hurt!
Now that, that's taken care of!

 

Well, what do you know? They Deliverd another bomb!
by Sly_guy99, 7-16-07

 

by Sly_guy99
7-18-07
OHHHHH OOHHHHH ALMOST THERE....COME ON, COME ON....
I FOUND YOU..... OH HERE I COME...
AHHHHH
HEAD SHOT...YESSSSSS
i never knew the joys of computer games!
told ya, Halo rocks!

 

White People Raped Our Land!
by Sly_guy99, 7-18-07

 

by Sly_guy99
7-18-07
whos they?
Hey, Lord Sidius... um its darth vador...they blew up the death star
OH Reall F**king origanal! Whos gonna give me a loan? you JackHOle? You got an ATM on that torso lite-brite? Now get your 7'2 asmatic *** back here or...
You can just rebuild it!
i'll telly every one what a whiny little bit*h you are about poporei or panda bear, or what ever the h*ll her name is!
*SOB*

 

by Sly_guy99
8-07-07
So Dylan, How is the Comic job coming along?
not so good, i'm thinking of quiting!
What if Curt Cobain Quit?
He Did cody, he did!

 

by Sly_guy99
9-11-07
Holy **** that was a long time away from all my friends here at StripCreator.
Sure was... GOD what took you so long to get back from...What ever it was you where doing?
I was working all summer Douchebag...More then i can say for you Cody!
Suck It! i was working too!
Masterbating doesn't Count!!Retard
Oh yeah....

 

I may not be American but i have a heart and our love and care from the cast go out to all the familys and victims of 911
by Sly_guy99, 9-11-07

 

by Sly_guy99
11-03-07
It is I, Famous Writer A. Whitney Bovin
The only reason i became a vegatarian is not because i love animals but,
Be cause i hate PLANTS!

 

by Sly_guy99
11-03-07
i love making fun of the amish,
They're never gonna find out..
What are we gonna get angry phone calls?

 

by Sly_guy99
11-03-07
Whats the matter Obese Maurice?
They kicked me out of the all you can eat buffet!
Why did you eat to much?
No, maulested a waitress!

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