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by Sly_guy99
6-16-07
Hey, your a ninja.... cool...can i have a autograph?
Ninjas don't carry pens!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-16-07
Hey Shanon i was thinking about our comics hitting topshelf and us getting millions, we'd be like Naruto....only without the chopsticks!
i don't know Dylan, this seems alittle weird, i mean since when do we want to be famous?
Since it'll make us so rich we can't even take a crap with out seeing gold....
no i'm not so sure about us being cartoon characters in a webcomic, about us talking about things
well are we?
might as well my cable is out!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-16-07
Uh Cody where did you get that outfit?
Halloween costum store
what are you supposed to be?
A Ghost!!!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-16-07
FEMALE: This is just the Begining MALE: Another win for me!
Mada-Mada Kuri-Iko
Ohno Kats-Nei
ROUND ONE.....FIGHT!
Ehhhhh!
Surrr-ahhhhhhhh
DYLAN: STAY OUT OF THE RING WOMAN!
UUU-DeOH-SO-SEAL
are you gonna stop playing Dead or Alive Kofightclub edition anytime soon?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-16-07
HEY BOSS
HEY CHEN! HOWS THINGS WORKING OUT IN THE LAY-A-WAY OFFICE?
NOT SO BAD, I JUST GOT A HUGE ORDER LIST OF PENTHOUSE AND PLAYBOY MAGAZINES TO PUT IN THE MENS WASHROOMS......SO I SENT THEM BACK.... WHE DON'T NEED PORN DISTRACTING US AT WORK ANY MORE!
YOU BETTER GET THEM BACK.... THATS THE ONLY THING THATS KEEPING THE MALE EMPLOYEES HERE!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-16-07
CHEN YOU'VE GOT A REMARKABLE RESUME BUT I CAN'T HIRE YOU BECAUSE OF A 'NO PERSONS NOT FROM THE COUNTRY' POLICY!
I'M FROM TORONTO ONTARIO CANADA!
CHEN YOU'VE GOT A REMARKABLE RESUME BUT I CAN'T HIRE YOU BECAUSE OF A 'NO PERSONS NOT FROM THE COUNTRY' POLICY!
FINE IM FROM HONG-KONG
CHEN YOU'VE GOT A REMARKABLE RESUME BUT I CAN'T HIRE YOU BECAUSE OF A 'NO PERSONS NOT FROM THE COUNTRY' POLICY!
STUPID AMERICANS... ONLY HEAR WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-17-07
My life is such an empty abyss full of hopelessness and darkness..etc
...
What are you looking at you evil piece of fruit? Here to yell at me like my parents? I should cut you up into pieces and burn you like my girlfriend. I'm outta here you plant life form who should die.
...
WTF did I do now?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-17-07
What the heck are you doing in my house? Who the heck are you?
The grim reaper you fague. Doesn't the scyth give it away?
No..I always pictured you as a hot chick
WTF? Where did you get that from?
The Halloween edition of playboy gave me hope. Are you a hot chick underneath the cloak or something? That would make this whole dying thing alot easier y'know..
You're not even worth my paycheck

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
Hey Chen theres some guy in the lobby holding a briefcase pretty close to his chest, i want you to go figure out what this is all about !
Sir, you wouldn't happen to have a bomb in that briefcase would you? alright then let me see!
ummmm no!
No just an angrey Poodle
Holy crap, what happend did he have a bomb in the briefcase?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
CHEN, I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE LOUNGE AND ASK THEM IF THE 35TH ANNAVERSORY PLAYBOY EDITION HAS COME IN YET FOR THE BOSS!
OKAY BUT THE BOSS IS GAY!
SURE HE IS, JUST GO!
HUMPFF, I THOUGH FAT PEOPLE WHERE SUPOSED TO BE JOLLY!
JUST A MATTER OF TIME NOW!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
GEE THANKS MR. BALLZACK
OKAY CHEN I'LL BE A GOOD MAN AND GIVE YOU A CHANCE
HARRY BALLZACK?
CALL ME HARRY!
I'M INDIAN!
AFTER ALL JUST BECAUSE YOUR A ASIAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU ONLY KNOW HOW TO DO ASIAN THINGS LIKE COOK RICE RIGHT?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
I'M GONNA BE 35 TOMORROW
DUH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY THERE JON
I CAN'T WAIT, MY MOM SAID THAT SHES GONNA GET ME A CAR!
BUT JON, YOUR MOMS DEAD REMEMBER!
OH YEAH, THATS RIGHT..... i'M GONNA BE 35 TOMORROW
MAYBE IF I TELL HIM THAT I RAN HER OVER WITH A CAR HE'LL BE LESS GITTY!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
THE OFFICE GURU
SO CHEN, WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
WELL, BEN I GUESS I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH MELVIN.
WELL CHEN, I CAN'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS FOR YOU! YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?
WELL OFCOURSE ITS JUST THAT, I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT TO DO..... HE'S A DINK! SHOULD I KILL HIM OR BEAT HIM UP OR GET HIM FIRED OR SEND A NASTY EMAIL TO HIM?
HOW ABOUT TRYING TO BE HIS FRIEND?
THATS WHY I NEVER COME HERE, YOUR NEVER ANY FUN!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
HEY DAD, I'M THINKING OF GETTING A DOG!
WHY?
WELL I'M ALWAYS ALONE AT HOME, SLEEP ALONE, I HAVE NOBODY TO HANG OUT WITH. WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO?
GET A GIRLFRIEND!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
WELL WHAT IS IT?
HEY BEN, UM I KINDA FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. I WAN'T TO TELL MY DAD BUT I DON'T THINK HE'LL TAKE IT OKAY~
I'M A HOMOSEXUAL
WAIT UNTIL HES ON HIS DEATH BED
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
GOT READ ITCHY EYES,? WE GOT A VISEN FOR THAT!
DO YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR DAD THAT YOUR GAY? WE GOT A HALLMARK CARD FOR THAT
CREEPY!
ACCUTALLY, YES WE DO!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
HEY CHEN
LIAM?
YEAH I'M GONNA BE IN TOWN FOR A WHILE AND I'D THOUGHT THAT I'D STAY WITH YOU LITTLE BROTHER!
OH SURE, I'VE GOT A SPARE ROOM, AND A PULL OUT COUCH
SWEET DEAL, AND WE CAN STAY UP LATE AND WATCH SCARY MOVIES!
AWSOME, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
WHATS UP CHEN?
MY BROTHER LIAM?, HE'S BEEN KEEPING ME UP WITH HIS SNORING AND LOUD MOVIES!
MAYBE YOUR STILL COOL BUT YOU BROTHER ISN'T. WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING?
ITS NOT AS FUN AS I THOUGHT I MEAN WE USED TO BE TIGHT!
YOUR RIGHT YOU ARE UNCOOL
DIRECT PORN

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
UM LIAM.... I GOTTA TELL YOU SOME THING
SAME BUT ME FIRST!
YOU'RE NOT AS FUN AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE, YOU SNORE LOUDLY, YOU'RE MOVIES ARE CRAP AND YOUR NOT AS RECKLESS AS I THOUGHT YOU WHERE YEARS AGO, SORRY MAN, BUT I'M GOING BACK TO LA VEGAS GOOD BYE!
WTF DID THAT COME FROM?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-18-07
BEN I GOT TO LET YOU GO, YOU'VE BEEN A REALLY GOOD EMPLOYEE FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS BUT YOUR GURU-ISM ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE!
AND HOW DOES LETTING ME GO MAKE YOU FEEL?
WELL SAD I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD AT SHOWING PEOPLE UP ON THEIR MISTAKES!
WELL CONSIDER WHAT YOU JUST SAID AND HOW IT EFFECTS YOU!
WELL I SAID AND YOU... WOW YOU REALLY ARE THE MASTER! YOU CAN STAY
AM I OR IS THE MASTER WITHIN YOU?............................. THAT'LL BE 5 DOLLARS!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-19-07
Grandpa says the comics were a lot better years ago when newspapers printed them bigger!
........
He saya comics now are just a bunch of xeroxed talking heads beacuse there's no space to tell a decent story or o show any action
Let me guess He thinks that people should write to their newspapers and complain?
yeah, mom's looking into nursing homes!
your grandpa takes the funnies pretty seriously!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-19-07
Hey Dave!
your not supposed to see me!
Kinda hard seeing how the blue shirt, gun and night stick stick out of you!
You think?
i'm pretty sure of it!
maybe next time i'll go naked!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-20-07
Why hello Chen, what can i do for you?
i really need somebodys help right now! My son you know him right? well he's playing that Grand theft auto game! He keeps asking me if he can get a gun for his birthday!
Well that is a bad thing, but why does he want a gun!
Well he's a black man in this game! I just don't want him thinking that its okay to go around killing black men! ANY people for that reason!
So you think if he plays that game he'll start to think that all black men are like that?
I don't know, i just don't want him wearing those baggy cloths and carrying a mac10 in his underwear!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-20-07
NEWS AT 11
A new upset has the parents of many demanding explanations to where all the filth in ROCKSTAR video game Grand theft auto San andreas is coming from!
Seems that Now parents are thinking that every new game has a X rated item hidden in them somewhere!
This just in DONKEY KONG has just been band from video game's and countrys everywhere for not wearing Pants!.................. this was news at 11!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-20-07
Is eating fried foods bad for you?
Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

 

Did ya understand any of the words that dad said?
No, but i wrote them so we can look them up when we get home!
by Sly_guy99, 6-21-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
So how you doing? Am I in yet?
Almost i think that you have to be about 20 with 6 years of training!
Just put my name down on the roster, i want to be the first kid up in space!
Hard to do but.... There your name is down on the roster, hmm looks like you'll be flying on the Canadian space craft!
Oohhh i bet that it'll be like first class and all pretty and full of Waiters!
Apperently its made of Maple!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
Hey Akeem!
Cody? Dude what the front door are you wearing?
Its a space suit, i'm going up into space as the first kid ever!
Yeah but why?
Its one of those perks things so they goverment will give NASA more money to stay in business, but i see some what past that part. Not only that but they're doing a great job on feeding the homeless!
Man Crap like that stuff never works

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
Still and quiet feline form in the sun, asleep and warm. hit tail limp, his whiskers drooped man, what could make this cat so pooped?
I wonder when school starts?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
My cat, it seems, is running round nude this fur coat must have made him perspire. it lies on the floor-should this be construed. as a permanent change of attire? perhaps he considers it's colors..
?
passe or maybe it fit hime too snug will he want it back? should i put it away? or use it right here as a rug?
?
Sheesh

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
Hey Jewels that Dylan kid keeps resiting poems over me when i'm sleeping, i'm really creeped out, like does he want something or is he just a retard?
Well thats the problems with humans, they're all mental! maybe we should be happy that for them, i mean all they can do is open a tuna can and is that all they're good for?
Well i came home and i found my human sitting on that big white shinny bowl in the bathroom, what is that used for? I mean they don't sleep there right? Is it like a litter box for them?
Can't be a sleeping thing , makes too much noise! But i was talking to Parsly on the next street over and his Can opener just came home one day and she threw his favorite cat nip mouse away! heartless
Aw Come on they arn't all bad right they feed us and scratch the base of our tail, who else is going to do that for us? Plus they clean out the litter boxes that we poop in! Now thats nasty!
Okay meeting agured. We'll kill the humans when they start to get sloppy! that'll let them know where not to be ****** with!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
dylan... can i get a multi-level climbing thing and a huge bedroom where i can take all of my little Feline females?
No what are you crazy? first we don't have money coming out of my a** and i don't have a love life so why should my cat have one?! Its out of the question Carson!
But think of you cats health!
soon after
Told ya he wouldn't buy it! Manni
I'm not going by manni any more, i'm going be Manni-Moe, cuz i don't know how Manni moe girls i can fit in my multilevel climby thing!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
Awsome man but you do know that you could just type our house in and find in manually!
Hey Dylan, C'mon over here and check this out! I hooked up our house to the satlite photos in space! Now i can watch you and your girlfriend go skinny dipping in our pool!
What why would you do that?
If i can't go into space i might as well be seen from space.....plus your girlfriend is killer!
You know mom said something like this would happen!
Hold on, i'm telling NASA that there are aliens swimming naked in our pool! i'm about to send them picturs!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE SIGN UP FOR AN ACCOUNT AT WWW.STRIPCREATOR.COM AND THEY SEE US, TWO ASIAN GIRLS HERE WHEN THEY CHOOSE MAKE A COMIC
PRETTY PATHETIC WHEN ALL WE HAVE IS US! GET SOME BETTER CHARACTERS!
YEAH, MAYBE THEY SHOULD CHOSE CHARACTERS THAT LOOK MORE FRIENDLY THEN US, YOU KNOW CUZ WHEN HAVE THESE EVIL LOOKING SMIRKS ON OUR FACES!
PLUS WHERE LESBIENS!
LOL

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
you know when i'm dating i think to my self 'is this the girl i want my kids to spend their weekends with'?
and more inportantly going out with someone you just met isn't such a great idea!
It's like getting free from a kidnapper and say 'keep in touch'!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
When will people relise that we're not against the united states of america.
Muhammed thinks that every time Bush say 'We've got everything under control' we bomb another tower!
They should start hiding gernades in hats, nobody at custums ever thinks to look there!
I know normally bombs are to big to hid in hats!
But we're not hiding them in hats are we?
Nope Turbans! Turbans are softer!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
Dad, are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for all of the opportunities you botched?
If I were, you can bet I'd be re-evaluating my strategy
Later
Mom, Dad keeps insulting me

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
Hey Linnea, what did you get on your test?
An A
Boy' i'd hate to be you! i got a C
why on earth would you rather get a C then an A?
I find my life is alot easier the lower i keep everyones expectations
You're really reaching aren't you?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
Dad i broke your binoculars!
YOU BROKE THE BINOCULARS? DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO BE EXTRA EXTRA CAREFUL WITH THEM?? ISN'T THAT EXACTLY WHAT I SAID? WELL?
THOSE BINOCULARS WERE BRAND NEW! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY?!?
i have an idea dad lets pretend i already feel teribale about it, and you don't need to rub it in any more!!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-21-07
I didn't mean to break your binoculars dad. it was an accident! i'm really sorry i felt like i was going to barf all afternoon!
wel im sorry i yelled at you like i did, i shouldn't have been so angry!
after all it was just a pair of binoculars. in the big scheme of things, thats really not so bad!
(sniff) Really?
sure... in another ten years, you'll probably be wrecking my car too!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
Graphic Violence in the media. Does it Glamorize violence? sure. does is desensitize us to violence? Of course. does it help us tolerate violence? you bet!
Does it stunt our empathy for fellow beigns? Heck yes! Does it CAUSE violence? well thats hard to prove!
The Trick is to ask the Right question.

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
Hi shannon, guess what i brought for lunch!
No! Go sit by someone else, okay? you always say something a revolting, and i don't want to hear it!
Gee Whiz, whats wrong with you? my lunch is peanut butter. what's so discusting about that?!
it's my DESSERT thats discusting. Look, a thermos full of phlegm!
Hmph. I'm glad that one day out of the year you can be civil.

 

Sometimes I Will Always Be Glad There Is No SpellCheck On MSN!
by Sly_guy99, 6-22-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
Yes! what assurance do i have that this education is adenquately preparing me for the 21 first century?
Do you have a question dylan?
Am i getting the skills i'll need to effectively compete in a tought global economy? i want a high paying job when i get out of here! I WANT OPPORTUNITY!
In that case young man i suggest you start working harder. what you get out of school depends on what you put into it!
Oh......Then forget it!

 

Uh oh, i only put 49 stars on the american flag cake!
T E R R O R I S M!!!!
by Sly_guy99, 6-22-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
HOW ABOUT 'THE CORE'?
COULD BE OKAY!
T E R R O R I S M!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
I'M SEPARATED FROM THE TROOP AND HOPLESSLY LOST.. LEFT ALONE IN THE UNCOMPROMISING WILD TO SURVIVE BY MY WITS UNAIDED!
HEY DUMMY! THE SCOUT MASTER SAYS TO GRAB YOUR BACKPACK AND GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR!
............
I'LL TRY TO LOSE THEM AGAIN OVER THE NEXT HILL.

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DESCRIBE HIM!
LOST FRIEND: CODY
ON THE QUIET SIDE SOMEWHAT PECULIAR. A GOOD COMPANION IN A WEIRD SORT OF WAY.
I MEAN, WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?
OH....

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
Has he eaten anyting?
no!
don't die little birdy...it wouldn't be very grateful of you to break my heart!
Dude do you know how gay you sound?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
Mom was i adopted?
no, why do you ask?
are you planing to put me to work in a cannery for 14 hours a day when i turn 16? and are you not just fattening me up to eat me, are you?
good lord, dylan who put all these ridiculous ideas in your head?
thats right "Ridiculous ideas" she called them!
Well of course she's not going to tell you!

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