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by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
Cthulhu!!!! you have done evil for the last time, i'm here to destroy you!!!!!!!
fat chance captain faggot
hey!!!!! that's not true... where'd you here that?
it's all over town man.... about you and the elastic avenger, lots of stories man.... it's all over town
we were drunk, i only kissed him... it was truth or dare!!!
whatever fag.

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
merry pimpmas to me, merry pimpmas to me!!!!
i'm the commercialization of christmas
hey santa!!! merry pimpas!!!!
*HICK* what, oh, whatever... *chugs booze*
merry pimpas elf!!!!!
fuck you!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
Back In 1863.....
WE WILL DESTROY THE UNION!!!! CSA!!! CSA!!!
CHARGE ME MATEY'S!!!!
Back In 1984...
TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1863!!!!
WOOOOO HOOOOO YEAH!!!
Once Again Back In 1863....
WE HAVE WON THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES!!!! LET US PARTY!!!!
TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1984!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
here in the graveyeard with my best friend angel pete
i am the angel of death
really?
yeah, that's why i've been hanging out with you
you want to kill me?
yeah

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR SINS CORNELL SANDERS!!!!
*GUN SHOOT*
YOU SHOT ME!!!
*FLAME THROWER*
YOU FLAME THREW ME!!!
*ATOMIC BOMB*

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
A COLD DAY IN HELL: 1863
we are here to relieve the soilders of their vitamins!!!
hand them over to captain or you will lose your gun/balls!
THE VITAMINS MY GOD THE VITAMINS!!! 1863
WHAT THE VITAMINS HAVE BEEN STOLEN BY THE UNION DOGS???
I'LL MOIDERIZE THEM!! WOOO OOOO OOO OOO OOO!!! *Spins on the ground, curly stylie*
BACK AT UNION CAMP: 1863
WE HAVE THE VITAMINS THE SOUTH WILL NOT RISE AGAIN DUE TO THEIR LACK OF VITAMIN C THEY'LL GET SCURVY!!!
yeah good plan captain jack ass.

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
hey baby, isn't this a happening single's bar?
yeah i love hanging out in front of ambulances!!
wow really? me too!!!
i also love men to shove their cocks into my vagina over and over!!!
i love to shove MY cock into women's vagina's over and over!!!!
wow the world is a small place!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
.....
JASON IN SPACE OH NOOOO!!!!
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OH MY GOD JASON IN SPACE NOOOOO!!!!!!
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JASON IN SPACE MY GOD NOOOOO!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
PROPS
FUCK
THIS
PROPS
WORLD
I
PROPS
HATE
IT

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
finally david, we are alone....
WHAT????
i brought you here to tell you i love you...
holy shit i programmed a fag robot i'm out of here!!!
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, THAT I WROTE DOWN THE WORDS, TO HOW WONDERFUL LIFE IS CUZ YOU'RE IN THE WORLD!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
hi little boy!!!
donkey...... a donkey to kill and murder i see it...
what you doing little boy?
i must destroy donkey and his stupid pink head..
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DIE DONKEY DIEE! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
WHO SPEAKS TO THOSE WHO DO NOT EXIST
MY BRAINS ARE MY THOUGHTS ARE MY WORDS ARE YOU RIGHT?
COCKS AND DICKS COCKS AND DICKS WAYNE COYNE COCKS DICK BUTTERFLIES
I'M WAITING FOR THE ANSWER FROM SUPERMAN TO TELL US HOW TO LEARN HOW TO TRY TO WANT TO LOVE TO TRY TOW ISH I WOULD TRY TO LOVE
I CANNOT SEE YOU YOU ARE NOT THERE WHERE I AM DO YOU EXIST I CANNOT FIND A PLACE TO CALL MY OWN
COCKS DICKS COCKS DICKS WAYNE COYNE COCKS DICKS BUTTERFLIES
THE CONCLUSION OF THE STORY IS THAT LIFE GOES ON, THERE IS NO END AND EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE IN THE END THEY JUST THINK THEY WANT LOVE LIKE MIKE WATT THOUGHT HE DID... COCKS DICKS COCKS DICKS
I AM AWARE OF YOU KNOW MY GOD YOU ARE AN UGLY TWIT I HATE THE WAY YOU STARE GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE I'M ALONE IN MY THOUGHTS UNLIKE YOU I AM TRYING TO LEARN TO LOVE AGAIN
CHARLIE MANSON BLUES DICKS COCKS VAGINAS COCKS DICKS FUCK PUSSYS

 

by SonicDeath10
10-22-02
On Stage....
here i ammmmm......
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!!!!
In The Audience...
yeah yeah!!! THE SCORPS THE SCORPS WOOOO HOOOO!!!
oh here michael schrenker woooo hoooo! *flashes boobs*
After The Show...
my god man those two chicks in the audience killed themselves when we wouldn't sex them!!!! what stupid gits!!!
don't knock them man, they were the only people there!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-22-02
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not tentacle rape nooooo!!!!
i am here for tentacle virginity, prepare yourself
i do not want to lose my tentacle virginity i refuse to prepare myself!
oh!! you will you have no choice you are but a weak squirrel and i am a tentacle!!!
OH NO YOU DIN'T!!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT!!! IT'S KILLER SQUIRREL!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-22-02
DIRECT HIT: 1863
DIRECT HIT TO THE TROOPS RUN RUN RUN!!!!
LORD SAVE ME FROM THE UNION DOGS!!!!!
The Union: 1863
we got those scury ridden rebels on the run now gus!!!
the union will be united once again!!!!!!
ANOTHER DIRECT HIT: 1863
i don't want to die........ MOMMY!!!! MOMMY!!!!!
MY INSIDES!!!! I CAN SEE MY INSIDES!!!!! IT HURTS MY GOD THE PAIN IT HURTS!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-23-02
I AM EVIL BIG STONER GUY I WILL KILL YOU!!!
I WILL STOP YOU!!!!
YOUR WEAK PUNCHES DO NOT AFFECT MY WOMAN!!!!
THEN I WILL HAVE TO TRY ANOTHER METHOD OF KILLING YOU!!!!
i win.

 

by SonicDeath10
10-26-02
so, GOD BOY do you still believe in god, as we crash to our emminent deaths?
of course this is God's choice and i accept it
is it gods choice that so many young boys lose their anal cherry to their reverend?
look, those are just unfounded rumors. and besides, it's priests not reverends who do that.
so you admit to the catholic church's molestation of boys?
.... i never said that in those words you are a filthy hippy fag.

 

by SonicDeath10
10-26-02
THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY JASON VS. JASON: UNDERWATER!!!
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by SonicDeath10
10-26-02
hello i am not a terrorist, i speak no english i am not a terrorist hello....
boy you caused our deaths...
hello i am not a terrorist, i speak no english i am not a terrorist hello....
jeeez maaaan why you gotta be doing this shit to us man?
hello i am not a terrorist i speak no english i am not a terrorist hello....
i did it!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-28-02
Tuesday September 18th 1984
i am here for the love making heart breaking soul shaking
three doors down
Friday, Januray 9th 1994
i am here for love making heart breaking soul shaking
eighteen blocks to your right (nice ass)
Monday May 4th 2004
i am looking for love making heart breaking soul shaking
twenty years two late and six dollars short!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-28-02
are you ready eddy?
as ready as i'll ever be maggie!
okay go! *pushes play on two cd players*
*pushes play on two cd players*
OKAY I ADMIT I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND!!!!
.... i'm at a loss for words
i know isn't it great?

 

by SonicDeath10
10-30-02
are you a hooker?
one could say that
how much?
three packs of cigs!
how do you eat?
with my mouth

 

by SonicDeath10
10-30-02
why have i been brought here??!
they believe you murdered your mother
I DID MURDER MY MOTHER!!!!
they can't prove it though
phew that's a relief!!
but if they can i'll just eat them because i'm a horrible monster!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-30-02
my god! we're trapped in the cave of misery forever!!!!
oh look on the bright side of life!!!
the bright side?!???! what bright side is there to this situation?
at least we're not trapped in the cave of tentacle rape
hmm maybe you have a point.
of course i do. now kiss me!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
11-09-02
baby everything is alright
UPTIGHT! outta site
baby everything is alright
uptight outta site
stevie
wonderful

 

by SonicDeath10
4-17-03
Rudolph, I'm Glad We Came To The Grand Canyon.
what, this isn't the grand canyon! and i'm not rudolph! i'm "Shitstan"
Yes we are Frosty!
No we're not, and i'm not Frosty, I'm Glenda!
What the fuck ever Shitstan!
I'm not shitstan I'm Santa!

 

by SonicDeath10
4-27-03
screaming.....
what?
careful with that axe eugene...
i'm regular stormy
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
i'm bizarro stormy.

 

by SonicDeath10
4-28-03
What do you think is the most important AMERICAN virtue?
??????????????????????
It's okay think about it if you have to.
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Ah yes, senseless murder, truly the AMERICAN!!!!!! way.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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